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You wake up in your bed and realize you're Japanese

what do

>> No.6615681

kill myself

>> No.6615680

That kid Ran is really cute.

>> No.6615682

Get naked
Start walking down the roard
Cause a heap of trouble for all concern

>> No.6615683

>>6615679
I'd wish i was a black .

>> No.6615684

>>6615681
this

>> No.6615685

You wake up in your bed and your waifu is laying dead next to you.

Wat do?

>> No.6615687

Quickly get ready for school and run out of the house with a piece of toast in my mouth.
Then bump into a complete stranger and exchange a few unpleasant words.
Then find out that the stranger is an exchange student in my class.
Then get upset about it, whilst trying to hide my attraction towards them by staring out the window wistfully.

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6615688

Notice that only my nationality has changed. Continue browsing /jp/

>> No.6615689

>>6615685
rape the corpse
post pics

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6615691

>>6615685
>My waifu
>Dead

>> No.6615696

Blow myself up in the middle of the street while yelling "Allah Akbar"!

>> No.6615694

I'd go back to sleep and hope I wake up knowing Japanese.

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6615692

>>6615688

>> No.6615698

>>6615679
I guess I'd strip and be

One naked man just walking down the road, causing heaps of trouble for all Japan.

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>> No.6615705

>>6615698
Make that Two naked men just walking down the road, causing heaps of trouble for all Japan.

>> No.6615719

>>6615705
Make that three naked men just walking down the road, causing heaps of trouble for all Japan.

>> No.6615723

Considering how unmanly I am and considering how Japanese are even more unmanly than I am, I would be able to cross-dress even better than I do now.

>> No.6615727

>>6615719
Four naked men, just walking down the road!

Causing heaps of trouble for all Japan!

>> No.6615728

>>6615727

AND SIX NAKED MEN

>> No.6615729

>>6615728
>Four, Six

That was so wat I put my clothes back on

>> No.6615732

Play Hellsinker and be able to understand the story.

>> No.6615733

Does this means I don't have this brain tumor anymore? Cry from happiness if that is the case.

>> No.6615735

Go to an anime convention and seduce a 14 year old weeaboo.

>> No.6615746

Ask /jp/ for advice on what I should do.

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