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6611437 No.6611437 [Reply] [Original]

You may choose only one:
[ ] Kaguya
[ ] Alice
[ ] Yuuka

>> No.6611454

Alice - marry
Yuuka - fuck
Kaguya - kill

>> No.6611452
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Yuuka, i don't want a NEET symbol and a popularized touhou because of IOSYS

>> No.6611464
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[x] Alice

>> No.6611459

>beautiful and pure maiden who made me a cake
>flower delivery girl
>worthless princess who has no redeeming qualities aside from two boobs and a vagina

Choice is obvious.

>> No.6611466
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Yuuka of course.

May our love be long and violent.

>> No.6611471

Alice
I would choose Kaguya but it depends on if she's a package deal or not and if that package includes Mokou.

>> No.6611478

Kaguya, there is literally no one better than her in beauty, grace, dignity, and nobility.
Alice and Yuuka are fanwank material and are not proper characters by themselves.

>> No.6611479 [DELETED] 

>You may choose only one
So I can't choose none, right? I hate all of them.

>> No.6611489

>You may choose only one
So I can choose none, right? I hate all of them.

>> No.6611495

Yuuka. As if there is any other choice.

>> No.6611506

Alice
Though i could probably get along with kaguya more, alice seems lonely. Plus she was nice enough to make me cake.

>> No.6611508

>>6611478
>beauty, grace, dignity, and nobility

She's a slob who just sits around all day farting in her futon while all her servants are out being interesting and attractive.
I'll bet her vagina smells like fish.

>> No.6611527 [DELETED] 

They're all shit.

But I would choose Alice so I could stab her in the throat, I guess.

>> No.6611537

All of the Touhous are wonderful and I would be lucky to even meet one.

>> No.6611540
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Kaguya is the best, no question about it.

>> No.6611542

>>6611508
fannon shit, Kaguya is perfect no matter how much secondaries try to make her look bad.

>>6611506
Alice is a fucking nutter, where your skin type of nutter.

>> No.6611552

>>6611542
I thought you dont like fanon

>> No.6611569

Alice. Threesome with shanghai.

The other 2 would end result in fucked up Moon-neet fetishes and Yuuka is just, well, I don't even want to say.

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>>6611508
I only regret that she would never let me sniff her farts and fishy vagina.

>> No.6611580

Kaguya.

Delicious hime cut, you must choose it.

>> No.6611579
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yea even ZUN admits that alice is batshit insane.

>> No.6611574

[ ] Kaguya
[ ] Alice
[X] Yuuka

>> No.6611594

Arisu~

>> No.6611605
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>>6611579
let's play alice?

also ☑ Yuuka

>> No.6611609

Hag lover here. Yuuka for me thanks.

>> No.6611633

[X] Hime cut

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there's nothing to discuss here. Alice wins by default.

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>>6611609

Dont say the H word...you never know where she might be hiding

>> No.6611650

I can't decide...all of them could use a friend/lover/etc...

>> No.6611661

Alice looks like she made that cake with all of her heart. Yuuka is sharing her precious flowers with me, which is a great honor. Hmmmm....
>cirno giving it serious thought.jpg

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is it cute to be a female hikki?

>> No.6611673

Yuuka is the only one of the three classy enough to possess a parasol.

>> No.6611679

>>6611661

Alice's cake is also implying you are a 3year old. what a bitch

>> No.6611682

[X] Yuuka

No doubt.
I'd love to take Alice too. As for Kaguya, see >>6611508
Look at that bitch, having to hand herself as a present because she has nothing to go for her whereas Yuka and Alice are taking it with class.

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>>6611670
at least patchy keeps her library neat and tidy.
Kaguya just lays there getting fat.

>> No.6611690

>>6611437
[ ] Kaguya
[x] Alice
[x] Yuuka

Kaguya? What? She's not in their league.

>> No.6611698

None I want Yukari or Reimu. Also too much fannon shit in this thread.

>> No.6611703

>>6611682
>having to hand herself as a present
She's offering her body and soul to you. At the very least you would know that she won't betray you and whatever you do to her, she will forgive you.

>> No.6611730
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Now it's between Alice and Yuuka. As for myself, I prefer Alice because she doesn't like to go outside, while Yuuka would force me to go picking flowers with her all day and end up al sweaty and shit.

Also, Alice is much more inoccent and softer, while Yukka has that disgusting green hair and muscular legs and arms for walking all day on the prairie and holding her umbrella.

>> No.6611747

>>6611730
If you choose Yuuka, then she'd have to work less and her muscles will shrink. Meanwhile you'd put on muscles because you'd actually be doing something with your time.

>> No.6611750
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>>6611730
>disgusting green hair and muscular legs and arms
You calling my wife ugly?

>> No.6611752
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Yuuka can wrap herself in ribbon for me, too

>> No.6611880
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alice

>> No.6612515
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>> No.6612530
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HOHOHOH

>> No.6612555
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6612555

Alice with tits

>> No.6612570
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>>6611437

>> No.6612604
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Alice

>> No.6612626

Alice.

>> No.6612677

[] Useless, self-important bitch
[] Cute but endlessly bitchy loner
[x] Booby flower girl

>> No.6612707
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6612707

Trick questions are tricky.

>> No.6612779

Well, my heart belongs to Miku and always will, but if I had to choose from those three..

Alice. Because she's the most attractive imo, orgies with dolls, and she remembered that it's my birthday in a few weeks.

>> No.6612786 [DELETED] 

Kaguya because I like her.

Actually, I like all of them, but Kaguya was the first option. And I like Kaguya more.

>> No.6612806
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6612806

Kaguya because I like her.

Actually, I like all of them, but Kaguya was the first option.And I like Kaguya more.

>> No.6612824

[ ] Kaguya
[X] Alice
[ ] Yuuka

Regardless of her being famous because of IOSYS.

>> No.6612829
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>>6612779
You like getting toy swords and lances crammed in your orifices huh?

>> No.6612840

>>6612806
How's Dai-chan to issho going?

>> No.6612850
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Ahh, my sweet Alice remembered that it was my birthday...

>> No.6612972
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Alice

>> No.6613018
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Can't really say no that that face.

>> No.6613263

Yuuka is a slutty flower seller, obviously.

>> No.6613479

fanon alice is the best.

>> No.6613499

>>6612829

>Scissors

>Sword

>Lance

>GATLING GUN!

Jesus christ! I guess Alice has favorites...

>> No.6613512

WELP, IF YOU GUYS AREN'T TAKING THIS KAGUYA I'M GONNA HAVE HER.

>[X] Kaguya

>> No.6613530

alice is more wife material...
i choose her!

>> No.6613537

>>6611437
You forgot to say what we are choosing them for.

>> No.6613542

The one on the left, the good one.

>> No.6613556

Kaguya.


She may be a whore, but she is MY whore

>> No.6613557

Hell, give me any of them. I'd be honored just to meet a Touhou, but to fuck one would be something else entirely.

>> No.6613562

>>6613556
>>6613542

You guys need to STEP OFF.

I smelled her first.

>> No.6613569

>>6613562
You all get the hell out. She's mine.

I'll fight for her if I have to.

>> No.6613591
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>>6613569
>>6613562
You know what? You can have her. I'm going to be the bigger man and let this one go.

I'll just be over here with my superior waifu.

>> No.6613614

Yuuka: alien, sometimes predatory, flower youkai, who happens to have all the right curves. The key with her is gardening.

No interest in the Lunar coward or the doll witch.

>> No.6613617

>>6613591

Kogasa needs a strong man like you anyway, BOOF. Everyone's happier this way.

>> No.6615790

QUALITY THRE­AD

>> No.6616176

>>6615790
QUALITY POST

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