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[Anonymous No.]

I have an imaginary Touhou girlfriend. Her name is Satori. She kind of looks like Yuki Nagato from Haruhi, but with longer hair and more expressions. I pretend that she goes with me everywhere. Whenever I go outside, she's beside me. I try my best not to get nervous, so as to show her I am a man. I stop being anxious. I know she knows I'm really nervous inside. She hugs my arm. I feel her. We walk into the library together. After a while of browsing, we find a seat. She can't sit on my lap in public, as it would be weird. We save that for when we're alone.

I feel like I can do anything now.

[Anonymous No.]

>autismu

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

Do you stick out your arm as though you're walking hand-in-hand with a person who isn't there? Do you pull out a second chair when you sit down?
It would be pretty amusing if you did.

Sounds like she's a good influence on you, Anon, good luck in your imaginary relationship!

[Anonymous No.]

Why restrict yourself to an imaginary extension of you? Stop fooling yourself and just be in a loving relationship with you.

[Anonymous No.]

I give you a month before you change waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

I have an imaginary Touhou girlfriend too OP. Her name is Letty, she is pretty cool I guess. We don't really go outside alot, we usually just chill out indoors because it is too hot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6587961
Uh, I try not to look weird, so I sit somewhere where there is a second seat open or pulled out already.

And we're not the 'holding hands' type of couple.

[Anonymous No.]

when I'm walking in the rain by myself I pretend my umbrella is Kogasa.

I feel less alone then. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6587988
Well fuck, I not alone doing that...So alone ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6587977
This isn't /a/.

[Nitori's faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

>>6587981
misread that as Lefty and thought you were going to make a masturbation joke

[Anonymous No.]

>>6588003
I have to double-check sometimes, these days.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend made me subconsciously attracted to her after I rejected her. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.]

My girlfriend is constantly in stealth mode, so obviously no one can see her.
Not even me.
But I know she's watching me. so I just try to keep on my cool side 24/7.

[Anonymous No.]

My gf is a princess. She likes to dominate me, loves bondage games and whipping, makes me lick her unwashed feet and smell her stinky hair. I love to lick the sweat off her body.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6587988
I had an umbrella, but then I lost it. I should get a new one so I can do that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6588485

doesn't work like that. You lost Kogasa. Kogasa is now all alone, cold and dirty, crying that you didn't care enough to hold on to her. Strangers will step on her and wonder who was careless enough to leave such trash laying around. If she's lucky, she'll be thrown in a lost and found bin and live out her life in solitude with a backpack that sort of smells like pee and an old cell phone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6588610
;_;
I'm sure someone else will have picked her up and be having their own adventures with her.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6588399

and then one day when you least expect it, she's going to appear and steal a magical jewel out of your asshole that contains your life force.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

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