/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

>Japan's Akatsuki probe fails to enter Venus orbit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11945244

Ahahahah, Japan. Can you fail a bit harder?
Way to spend millions of dollars on the only space probe you can afford AND fucking it up.

[Anonymous No.]

What if zelda was a touhou?

[Anonymous No.]

You missed /news/ good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586707
This would happen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586715
thatws link not zelda

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586717
Who cares about that venomous whore? Link would make a lovely girl. In fact, as an elf, all he is missing is a set of breasts and a vagina.

I am what happens when at a very tender age you find out that Samus was a girl all along and read that playboy your uncle bought about a Bond girl actually being a postop transexual.

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, wat?

[Anonymous No.]

>Japan's Akatsuki probe fails to enter Venus orbit

[Anonymous No.]

>"But it appears to be functioning and we may be able to try again when it passes by Venus six years from now."
> when it passes by Venus six years from now
>six years

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586732
>>6586740
Hi OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586743
hello he who sages often.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh god, Miku ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586704
You korea seems happy with japanese failure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586763
OMG, how did you know I am from Best Korea? Are you moot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586758
Serves them right for faggotying space probe with whores.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586758
If they used a good character, it wouldn't fail.
Venus, confirmed for good taste.

[Anonymous No.]

Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of a space shuttle falling apart.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586835
>>6586845
Don't talk shit about mai waifu.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586857
at least we have space shuttles to fall apart

[Anonymous No.]

Japan cannot into space.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6586763
>>6586857
Joke's on you, I'm neither American nor Korean.
And all the space probes we build have been working for decades and been instrumental in space exploration, not just some jingoist dick-waving like this animu-engraved box of shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6587026
get out of here russian

[Anonymous No.]

>>6587039
>Implying only russians build space probes.
not very bright, are you

[Anonymous No.]

Goodnight sweet princess. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>in a setback to Japan's shoestring space program, which will have to wait another six years to try again.
>Japan's shoestring space program
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101208/ap_on_sc/as_japan_venus_probe

So much being a futuristic culture looking to space travel and the stars...all lies

[Anonymous No.]

>The Russian space program has been sending missions to Venus since 1961 with more than 30 attempts

[Anonymous No.]

>>6587461
She's not dead, and with all that time in space, she'll more likely become a Newtype.

I for one welcome our new, funnel-wielding virtual idols.

[ロリあき No.]

>>6587314
Considering USA has lost quite a few space probes to Mars, and the Chinese have just recently started a significant space program, who else could we be discussing here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6588358
The future is bright.