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6573418 No.6573418 [Reply] [Original]

That feel when the blood drains from your body as someone grabs your shoulder while you're browsing /jp/.

>> No.6573425

I kno... never mind

>> No.6573431

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX9Z9H8AjGE

>> No.6573432

Happened once. Well, now I'm more careful.

>> No.6573434

I'm facing the door so ambushes are impossible

>> No.6573436

>>6573418

Someone is there to touch you?
Get out of /jp/.

>> No.6573441

I'm facing the door and can hear anyone coming from ages away. I do not know that feel.

>> No.6573450

>>6573436

My sister comes into my room when she's bored sometimes.
I can't hear her when I'm using headphones.

>> No.6573457

>>6573450
Ever rub her ass?

>> No.6573460

>>6573431
It's more like this, actually:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyqo_-kGZcY

>> No.6573477

>>6573457
I groped my sister's ass once. She came in and got bored, so she started trying to pinch my ass. I did the same to her and eventually I started grabbing more and more until I was grabbing handfuls of her ass. She also grabbed more and more until she was grabbing handfuls of my ass.

>> No.6573480

>>6573477
Don't tell me it ended there.

>> No.6573484

I live in the basement so I can usually hear my mom when she comes to my room before she actually comes in.

One time I didn't because I had music on pretty loud and I was looking at some porn gif while browsing 4chan, not masturbating or anything, just looking. She didn't say anything but it was pretty awkward.

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6573490

Considering how i live by myself out in the woods..
That would be pretty bad feeling.

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>>6573477
What is wrong with you people? Making out with your mothers, grabbing your sisters' ass.
I don't understand your generation.

>> No.6573498

>>6573490
Don't turn around

>> No.6573506

>>6573480
Well, on that particular night it did. We do stuff like that all the time. I don't know if she gets as turned on about our physical contact it as I do.

She's the only person in my family I don't mind letting touch me. Whenever anyone else touches me I feel really uncomfortable. For the longest time when my mom would pick me up from school she would rub my thigh as I sat in the passenger seat. That really weirded me out to the point of me asking to sit in the backseat.

>> No.6573517

>>6573506
>on that particular night
Were there more exciting nights you could tell us about?

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>>6573506
Suuure.

>> No.6573543

>>6573450
>>6573477
>>6573506

Coolest of stories bro

>> No.6573555

>>6573543

The first guy who posted wasn't him, it was me.

>> No.6573561

You will never have an incestuous orgy ;_;

>> No.6573562

I know that feel.

What was worse was a little while ago when I was writing a short story in the first person about junkie prostitutes. Mom comes in. "Whatareyouwriting?" Smiley face. She looks at the screen and leaves the room.

That feel when my creativity is stifled.

>> No.6573567

Write a story about incest.

>> No.6573581

i know tim and eric have a song about it

>> No.6573586

If you're in public, don't browse anything you wouldn't want your parents/boss seeing.

>> No.6573589

>>6573434
this
additionally, my captcha also contains "this"

>> No.6573595

Sometimes my mom comes up from behind if I forget to lock the door. It doesn't really matter much, though. She doesn't really understand English. So unless there were a bunch of ero-pics in the thread that I was reading, it's a non issue.

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6573598

Some time ago, an inconsiderate friend of my mom barged into my room to say hi, she was impolite as fuck.
I say hi and continue to browse /jp/, last thing I know, she is standing with her arms on my desk, looking at the screen with eyes wide open and asks me what I'm doing.
Even though there was only some 2D loli on the screen by the moment, I was phased and kept on making circles with the mouse until she left. The blood drained from my legs and I could never walk again after this.

>> No.6573600

>>6573595
>She doesn't really understand English.
>ero-pics

sugoi monogatari onii-sama

>> No.6573615

>>6573598
Clothed or unclothed?

>> No.6573624

>>6573615
Clothed, thank god almighty.

>> No.6573643

>>6573600
>Fapping to some touhou
>Sister barges in room, I quickly flip out
>She sees my hard phallus
>Doesn't give a fuck, goes straight to my workstation and asks me if I was reading some doujins.
>MFW

She's either a lesbian or a slut by now.

>> No.6573654

This is precisely why I'm facing the door with my desk.

>> No.6573655

>>6573643
You should have asked if she could lend you a hand.

>> No.6573668

>my face when nobody can grab my shoulder because I'm facing the door, my windows are sealed up, the door is locked and there's a chair blocking the door

>> No.6573685

That feel when you see the police in the garden and you rush inconspicuously to your computer and quickly move all your unsorted loli pictures to a TrueCrypt volume.

Turns out they were looking for my neighbour.

>> No.6573686

>>6573654
If you don't do this you're asking for trouble. And you can hold normal conversations while browsing hardcore loliporn, feels good.

>> No.6573699

>>6573655
I did.

She gave me a footjob.

>> No.6573703
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6573703

I have no need to fear. No-one apart from myself has been in my apartment for 4 years now.

>> No.6573708

>>6573685
That feel when your internet goes out and you imagine someone's been watching everything you've done that day.

>> No.6573725

>>6573708
Sometimes I would get that feel when it cut out while I was doing something particularly bad.

>> No.6573736

>>6573600
I don't understand what you're trying to get at.

I said that I'm fine as there are no suggestive images. What about that is strange?

>> No.6573740

>>6573708
God this
that feel when your internet cuts out and you immediately check connections on all network devices, scan for wireless points and then shut down fucking everything just to be sure

>> No.6573746

>>6573736
Oh, sorry about that Anon.

>> No.6573754

Since when did /jp/ become Krautchan?

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>>6573754

>> No.6573770

>>6573740
That feel when your modem falsely reports that the username and password were correct and you frantically imagine that they've disabled your account, think about how to flee and imagine the situation when the parents you leech off find out about it.

>> No.6573785

Does anybody else fear that it's the police whenever someone's at the door, or whenever there's a car door slam?

When my mom answers the door and it's someone I don't know I dread that she's about to call for me. Actually when I get parcels she does call for me and I expect the worst.

>> No.6573801

>>6573418

I will never know that feeling.

>> No.6573806

>>6573785
I don't know that feel. You should have thought about your paranoid fears before you committed whatever crimes you did, huh? I hope it's not just paranoia. Criminals get out.

>> No.6573827

>>6573806
Enjoying the loli is not a crime, and people go to jail for it.

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>>6573785

That fucking feel.

>> No.6573879

>>6573785
I remember one day I could have sworn I heard heard a car pull up our driveway and loud police radio chatter with it.

>> No.6573919
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6573919

That feel when I play Dustmania Grotesque for a laugh and my mentally ill little sister insists that she mature enough to watch me play the whole thing.

That feel when she was.

That feel when I wasn't.

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>>6573919
You couldn't finish DG? What kind of pussy are you?

>> No.6573954

That feel when your folklore professor makes you choose a group where you have to create your own dance and present it in front of the entire school to approve the class, then you choose your best friends and you all have a great time practicing a backstreet boys song, it doesn't matter if it sounds gay or not because you're all kids, then you dance in front of the entire school feeling your first bit of embarrassment in your entire life, but you don't care because you're doing it with your friends, and your professor gives you and your group the highest score in the class. Then when the year ends your classmates ask your group to dance this song again and you pile up in front of the only hallway of the school which is too small for you and your friends to fit in, so you fell on the floor while dancing, and your best friends keep dancing and forgetting all about you, your classmates laugh at you and you feel the biggest embarrassment of your life... then ten years later you are posting this on /jp/ on an entirely different city, you don't talk with that people anymore and you are too shy to even go out from home, all because of that tiny little event that marked your life....

;_;

>> No.6573968

>>6573954

I don't know that feel.

>> No.6574000

>>6573954
I had a similliar experience but that don't ruined my life and I was older than you.

>> No.6574018

>>6573954
That feel when you're talking with your classmates about Pokemon and one of them points out that videogames are the only thing you ever talk about and then the entire class joins in making fun of you and laughing and you tell yourself you're never going to start a conversation again and actually go through with it and stop developing social skills at that point in your life and you grow up to be a shut in afraid of answering the phone or leaving your room when guests are over.

>> No.6574021

>>6574000

It's harder to get traumatized when you're old.

>> No.6574026

Yet, I was humilliated in front of 4 schools.

>> No.6574028

That feel when you get on /jp/ and there are no good threads, so you think about what to do and end up refreshing the page to see if any good threads have been made.

>> No.6574033

Krautchan's memes are retarded.

Fuck off.

>> No.6574034

>>6574028
This has been every week since /jp/ was made.

>> No.6574115
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6574115

That feel when you wipe your ass and re-open a cut just below your anus that you got when you were 8 years old trying to ski except instead of skiing you fell directly on your ass and cut your anus on the hard snow and the cut never healed properly because you were too embarrassed to tell anyone about your bleeding asshole so you finish up and look down regretfully with the bowl full of red-spotted toilet paper before flushing them away in shame.

>> No.6574122

>>6574115
I seriously just wiped my arse and had the blood spotted toilet paper. My hole is burning too. I didn't fall on a ski, I'm not sure why it happened this time.

>> No.6574143

>>6574122

It happens to everyone, specially when your shit is too big and hard.

I heard that this problem will dissapear if you have anal sex.

>> No.6574220

>>6573506
>For the longest time when my mom would pick me up from school she would rub my thigh as I sat in the passenger seat.
What the fuck?

>> No.6574223

>>6574220
I'm guessing he means his outer thigh, not inner.

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