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6565567 No.6565567 [Reply] [Original]

Oh Uiharu, it started as a joke but now it seems like you're actually my waifu.

Feels lonely man

>> No.6565571

Mai waifu on the left

>> No.6565579

>Feels lonely man

YOU DO NOT YET UNDERSTAND

YOU WILL BEGIN TO REVILE 3D AND THINK OF HER AS REAL, OR YOU WILL GET OUT!

>> No.6565597
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6565597

uiharu is the brightest!

>> No.6565598
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>>6565579
But I like being conscious of reality! What if I meet a cute Japanese girl that's just like Uiharu?

>> No.6565603

>>6565597
>Saten's face
>She wants to fuck

>> No.6565611
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>>6565598
>Your waifu's face when you would betray her for a 3d slut

>> No.6565612
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>>6565597
truth.

>> No.6565613
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6565613

NOT

>> No.6565617
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6565617

>started as a joke

i use to joke about myself being so pathetic and lonely like you guys, but now i realize thats actually true. feels bad man

>> No.6565618

enjoy having the currybutt girl as a waifu

>> No.6565621

>>6565598
You won't. Your waifu is the idealized perfect form of what you want in a woman, like that thing Plato talked about way back. Either lower your standards or accept your waifu forever.

>> No.6565622

>>6565598
>What if I meet a cute Japanese girl that's just like Uiharu?

Where? In your dreams?

>> No.6565629

>>6565611
But she's not real, no matter how much I like her. She wouldn't want me to waste life away waiting for someone who would never come anyways.

;_;

>> No.6565665

ITT: OP is destined to be lonely.

>> No.6565666

>>6565629

I wouldn't lower my standards if I were you. Whole lot of disappointment there.

>> No.6565682

>>6565621
What. No, my waifu has flaws. I don't want some fantasy ideal that could never exist.

>> No.6565691

>>6565682
Get out.

>> No.6565724

>>6565682
If she's your waifu, her flaws are probably endearing to you. I'm not talking about a Stepford wife or some kind of normal "perfect" shit like that.

>> No.6565756

>it started as a joke but now it seems like you're actually my waifu.

That's how it happens man.

One minute you're a filthy poser pretending to have a waifu, nudging elbows with all the other posters who are getting the joke. Not believing that anyone really has a waifu, we're all just making fun of the Japanese. "Us ronrey anons, right? Eh? Eh?"

And to keep up the joke you start collecting images of your "waifu", taking screenshots of her animu/game and searching danbooru or pixiv for fan art of her. Just to post in waifu threads of course but hey that image is pretty cute and that one is really quite heart warming...

A year later you've got an external harddrive to hold all your favorite images that's getting full and you scowl everytime you see someone talking about who they think will be their waifu this season as if these girls are to be discarded so casually.

But you would never be so unfaithful.

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>>6565756

w-what the hell, man

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>>6565756

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>>6565756

>> No.6565799

>>6565766
>>6565774
>>6565784
>>>/a/

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>>6565766
>>6565774
>>6565784

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>>6565799

>> No.6565899

>>6565756
It's true except that I don't limit myself to one waifu. I have a whole harem

>> No.6565907

>>6565579
Simple degenerate, a real wizard will make his 3D world into 2D.

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>>6565756
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm going back to /a/ fuck this

>> No.6565940

>>6565928
You'll be dearly missed

>> No.6565946

>>6565899

I couldn't do that. Although there's this other 2d female that I feel is in competition with my waifu. It's such a dilemma.

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