/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hello /jp/, I'm Akyu and today on our show, History of Gensokyo, we have special guests: Fujiwara no Mokou, Kaguya Houraisan, and Yagokoro Eirin!

Send in your questions now!

[Anonymous No.]

"JUST FUCK ALREADY KAGUYA AND MOKOU!"

[Anonymous No.]

"Why do dicks get big"

[Anonymous No.]

Can I has the Hourai elixir?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540221

Akyu: Er... I don't think we can ask that one on air, can we?

Mokou: *stifled laugh*

[Anonymous No.]

Question for Mokou: Why aren't you making out with Keine right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin: Which suppository shape do you prefer?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540233

Eirin: You can, if you can figure out how to make it! You'll need quite a number of high-level magical spells and rare materials though. The concept behind the elixir isn't very secret and can be found in a number of texts. Creating it, on the other hand...

>>6540237

Mokou: Keine has a job, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

I got one for Kaguya, are you as neet as they say?

And one for Eirin, is Kaguya telling the truth when she answeres taht question?

[Anonymous No.]

How much cocks did you suck?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540247

Kaguya: That joke is almost as old as I am! You need some new material, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

The fuck is this? Go back to Gaia, kids.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540255

Kaguya: This is Gensokyo. How many Youkai here have jobs anyways?

Eirin: Truly, when you have an army of rabbits at your disposal, there aren't many tasks left to do, right?

Mokou: Except clean up their crap, right?

Everyone: *laugh*

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540252
>Mokou: Keine has a job, you know?
>mfw I get a real answer
>mfw when I get an answer I like
shit is solid gold

[Anonymous No.]

It's like I'm really in Gaia. Now where do I find Aeris Suzumiya and add her as my firend?

[Anonymous No.]

Question to all of you, how does it make you feel to know that thousands of men, ugly men, like to beat their dick to pictures of you. And boy do they beat it hard.

[Anonymous No.]

OK, stop it guys, this thread is off-limits and needs to be deleted now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540290
hello, I am every celebrity ever

[Anonymous No.]

SHAMEIMARU

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540290

Kaguya: That comes with being a beautiful princess, right?

Mokou: It's not really my concern what other people do. If we spent all our time worrying about other peoples' private lives, we would have all gone insane a thousand years ago.

Eirin: Do you feel bad about it, Anonymous? I have medicine for that!

[Anonymous No.]

question for akyu and kaguya: where da fuck is reisen

[Anonymous No.]

So are you guys straight or Lesb- no wait nevermind we all know the answer, How about :

Mokou, are you starting up a Yakitori stand in the near future?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540307
>Eirin: Do you feel bad about it, Anonymous? I have medicine for that!
send me some of that shit

[Anonymous No.]

Question for Kaguya and Mokou: Why are you not killing each other right now?

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin: So, if I eat Kaguyas or Mokous liver I get immortality right?

[Anonymous No.]

question: does Eirin hate Aya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540311

Kaguya: She's at home, I'd assume. She doesn't follow us everywhere, she's no Tewi.

Tewi: Wait, what are you saying about me?

Eirin: Where'd you come from? Weren't you supposed to be shopping in the Village?

Tewi: Shopping is booooooooooring. It's more fun to watch you answer stupid questions from Anonymous! Especially the ero ero ones!

Mokou: Oh dear...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540307
MFW Mokous answer is actually pretty deep and true

[Anonymous No.]

Have you ever played one of the touhou bullet hell games?
If yes, has any of the girls in the touhou bullet games you played played any of the touhou bullet hell games?
If yes, has any of the girls in the touhou bullet hell games that were played by girls that were in the touhou bullet hell games that you played played any of the touhou bullet hell games?

[Anonymous No.]

to all of you: do you like pudding?????

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540342
>mfw touhou has no games

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya: Would you be up for anal?
Mokou: How about you?
Eirin: Same question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540318

Mokou: That was just a bad joke of mine from a while back.

>>6540326

Kaguya: Life would be boring if we did the same thing all the time.

Mokou: Killing each other is only really notable as a pasttime because we're the only ones who can do it and stay alive afterwards! *laugh* It's not the only thing we do. Plus it's a hassle to fix clothes and such after a particularly heated battle.

>>6540330

Eirin: I don't think I've actually seen that one tested. As far as I know it's just a legend. But from what I know of how the elixir works, it shouldn't.

>>6540332

Eirin: Not particularly. She's a bit silly and loves to spread rumors, but it's not like anyone believes her.

Kaguya: But we all know Mokou is totally at fault for trying to burn down Eientei. Aya wouldn't lie about that!

Mokou: NO I'M NOT!

Kaguya: Come on, I'm just kidding.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou: How do you feel about the people that call you their waifu and want you to wear a frilly cute dress?

Kaguya: What sort of panties are you wearing today?

Eirin: Have you ever given any "sensual treatment" to your patients, if you know what I mean?

Tewi: How would you like to get fucked up your asshole?

Akyu: Why are you so moe?

[Anonymous No.]

>Mokou isn't making out with Keine
I suddenly stopped caring

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540358
>hassle to fix clothes
I thought that was what those charms on your pants were for? If they're not for clothing regeneration, why the fuck do you have them?

[Anonymous No.]

How do I use magic?

[Anonymous No.]

To all of you: How would you feel if Yukari would gap about 200 anons to Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

To everyone: Can I suck your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540378
There was a CYOA that answered this question. They didn't like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540342

Mokou: I've played some of those. They're hard though.

Kaguya: They're not that hard, they just need some practice! And if you're talking about the "Touhou" games, they are *not* accurate. I'm pretty sure he's gotten his ideas from Reimu, nobody else would be that biased in favor of the Hakurei miko.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540378
Mmmm, youkai food

[Anonymous No.]

akyu, eirin: How fast can you memorize 10 thousand phone books?
tewi, mokou: Make a choice between $10billion & cancer vs. force-feeding 10billion puddings & indomitable power
kaguay: As a NEET which do you prefer? A mac&IE8 vs Windows 7&Firefox

[Anonymous No.]

To all: What do you feel about lesbians?

Stay classy, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

To Tewi: Are all female bunnies moody and a bit bitchy? I have a female pet bunny and well, she's a bitch unless you are either holding a treat or she wants to get petted.

[Anonymous No.]

To eirin, kaguya & mokou: If Rumia or Cirno were to either drink the hourai elixir or eat Kaguya's or Mokou's livers what would become of Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540334
>especially the ero ero ones

pictured her saying that in a cheerfull voice, winking her eye.

HHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540410
They're already immortal. Not much.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540361
>Mokou: How do you feel about the people that call you their waifu and want you to wear a frilly cute dress?

Mokou: I'm not opposed to dresses, they're not really my style though.

>Kaguya: What sort of panties are you wearing today?

Kaguya: That topic is off-limits!

>Eirin: Have you ever given any "sensual treatment" to your patients, if you know what I mean?

Eirin: No more questions from this guy, OK?

>>6540369

>I thought that was what those charms on your pants were for? If they're not for clothing regeneration, why the fuck do you have them?

Mokou: They're anti-fire charms. The clothes can still be ripped.

>>6540373

>How do I use magic?

Eirin: Come to Gensokyo and you can learn! I heard some of the Magician Youkai offer courses.

Mokou: It's a lot of work though. Most people don't have much innate talent. It took me many years to learn what I know, which is still relatively little compared to a real magician.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540417
>Eirin: Come to Gensokyo
>mfw
>mfw it's impossible

[Anonymous No.]

To all: How would you feel if I managed to get Yukaris powers anbd use them to troll every-

...no wait Yukari already trolls everyone all the time, goddamn Yukarin

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540403
everyone except reisen lol

[Anonymous No.]

I got fucking Touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

To all, which personality traits do you despice in a person?

[Anonymous No.]

>akyu, eirin: How fast can you memorize 10 thousand phone books?

Akyu: Photographic memories don't really work that way. Or, well, at least mine doesn't.

Eirin: I may be smart, but that doesn't mean I have *that* kind of memory.

>tewi, mokou: Make a choice between $10billion & cancer vs. force-feeding 10billion puddings & indomitable power

Mokou: Those are both very silly options. Money isn't that useful in Gensokyo, and what's cancer going to do to me? I'm immoral!

Tewi: Does that mean I get to force-feed 10 billion puddings to Reisen?

>kaguay: As a NEET which do you prefer? A mac&IE8 vs Windows 7&Firefox

Kaguya: Windows, for games. I didn't think there was a mac version of IE8?

>What do you feel about lesbians?

Everyone: *awkward silence*

Tewi: I *love* them! Wasn't that pun great? Goodnight everybody!

>To Tewi: Are all female bunnies moody and a bit bitchy? I have a female pet bunny and well, she's a bitch unless you are either holding a treat or she wants to get petted.

Tewi: Non-Youkai rabbits aren't very smart. Of course, Youkai rabbits won't be your pet!

>To eirin, kaguya & mokou: If Rumia or Cirno were to either drink the hourai elixir or eat Kaguya's or Mokou's livers what would become of Gensokyo?

Eirin: For Cirno it probably wouldn't change much, as fairies are already immortal. For Rumia? She's too dumb to hurt anyone anyways.

[Anonymous No.]

to all: Assume Eirin could die, then who would be the most likely person to attempt to kill Eirin?

(not that I want Eirin to get killed or anything... Forgive me master!)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540452
>Mokou: Those are both very silly options. Money isn't that useful in Gensokyo, and what's cancer going to do to me? I'm immoral!
>I'm immoral!
Aya releases a kinky Mokou x Keine sex tape the next day

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540454
> to all: Assume Eirin could die, then who would be the most likely person to attempt to kill Eirin?

Mokou: Wouldn't that be some other old hag like Kanako?

Eirin: I am NOT an old hag!

Mokou: So you're just a hag then?

Eirin: Bah, you...

>>6540443
> To all, which personality traits do you despice in a person?

Kaguya: Despise? That's a bit of a strong word, I don't like to despise people. But if I had to pick something I don't like, it's people who spend their whole life planning to have fun and then never do it! Maybe that's just something I've learned as an immortal though.

Mokou: Hmm, I'd have to think about that.

Tewi: I don't like people who can't take a good prank! Or ten. Or twenty. Or...

Yukari: I don't like people who are so involved in what they're doing that they don't notice I've been sitting in the corner of the room this whole time.

Everyone: *blink*

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin, Kaguya, Tewi and Mokou, if you were walking in the bamboo forest and found a wounded human, let's say with a broken leg, what would you do?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540475
>he brings in a new character
>it's not someone I really felt like seeing
>mfw

[Anonymous No.]

akyu: What model of car do you like the most?

Mokou: My friend was talkin bout your momma. Can you step out to the outside world to take him out?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540480
>Eirin, Kaguya, Tewi and Mokou, if you were walking in the bamboo forest and found a wounded human, let's say with a broken leg, what would you do?

Eirin: I'd carry her back and care for her. I'd negotiate for the fee later, of course...

Kaguya: I'd probably call for Reisen to carry her back to Eirin.

Mokou: I'd set the leg and bring her to the human village.

Tewi: I'd bring her to Eirin, of course. It's not fair to play tricks on someone who's injured. You have to let them get healed up before you can break them again.

[Anonymous No.]

To Yukarin:

How do I use gaps? Nothign fancy, just the usual "I just opo somethin out of somewhere and troll the fuck out of everyyone and everything?

[Anonymous No.]

so now we have yukari in the show? Good!

to Yukari: When you run down others with your train summoning spell card aren't you concerned about the mess you'll be making where they were standing?

Eirin, tewi: and if yukari ever makes that kind of mess would you mind cleaning it up?

btw, Yukari Yakumo FTW

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi: I pronounce your name "tewi" instead of "tei", is this bad?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm reading this thread.
All I can think about is Mokou kissing Keine.
Goddammit. Where did I put my good pictures.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540494
>How do I use gaps? Nothign fancy, just the usual "I just opo somethin out of somewhere and troll the fuck out of everyyone and everything?

Yukari: Supernatural Youkai powers differ greatly from magic and work by dramatically different rules. In short: you can't learn to control boundaries. But there are magical spells, like teleportation, which can emulate some of the basics.

>>6540485
> akyu: What model of car do you like the most?

Akyu: I'm not really the expert on stuff from the outside world. Yukari might know better, I guess, since she's here.

Yukari: A DeLorean.

>Mokou: My friend was talkin bout your momma. Can you step out to the outside world to take him out?

Mokou: I know you're being silly, but to be honest, I don't even *remember* my mother. It's been 1300 years and my memory certainly isn't that good. Hasn't helped that through all the dozens of countries I've lived in over the years, I've worked very hard to forget my childhood...

[Anonymous No.]

To all: Who do you love the most?
>mfw when OP gets bored of this before I do

[Anonymous No.]

kaguya: who is kaguya?
eirin: Heard you were in a rap battle against Dr. Dre and won the rap battle. How did you win?
mokou: punch tewi please

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya: who is kaguya?
Dr. Eirin: Heard you were in a rap battle against Dr. Dre and won the rap battle. How did you win?
Mokou: punch tewi please

[Anonymous No.]

HORY SHIET YUKARI!

To yukari: If someone would have time controllign powers, not talking about Sakyuas Luna dial esque ZA WARLDO, but the ability to controll time, accelerate and decrease the speed of time, stop time, break time, rearrange time in any way, copy time and shift time by the will, how powerfull of a person would that be in Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou: Does getting caved hurt a lot?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540530
should hurt more than eating pudding

[Anonymous No.]

To all: How do you feel about your fans?

To Yukari and Eirin: How does it feel when a lot of people call you guys old hags?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540496
>>Yukari: When you run down others with your train summoning spell card aren't you concerned about the mess you'll be making where they were standing?

Yukari: Spell cards aren't lethal, no matter how ridiculous they appear to be. Generally stuff like that has to be weakened with magic in order to be usable in nonlethal combat.

>>6540499

>Tewi: I pronounce your name "tewi" instead of "tei", is this bad?

Tewi: I think many years ago it used to be pronounced that way. That was really a long time ago, and I don't really remember. I wouldn't care though.

>kaguya: who is kaguya?

Kaguya: The moon princess of Gensokyo whose beauty is beyond peer!

>eirin: Heard you were in a rap battle against Dr. Dre and won the rap battle. How did you win?

Eirin: I'm not aware of this "Dr. Dre."

Kaguya: He was some singer in the outside world. I think Eirin could out-rhyme him though.

>mokou: punch tewi please

Mokou: Why would I... hmm. good point.

*punch*

Tewi: What was that fo--

Mokou: She totally deserved it. Thanks for the suggestion, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

Can someone give Yukari a boot to the head, +300 points to the persons who regonize where this is from, good old times

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540543
I'm flipping eggs like the motherfucking fist of an angry god

[Anonymous No.]

What kind of panties are you wearing Yukarin?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540512
>To all: Who do you love the most?

Kaguya and Mokou look at each other, as if telling the other to say something. Neither says anything.

Tewi: Reisen, of course!

>>6540519

> To yukari: If someone would have time controllign powers, not talking about Sakyuas Luna dial esque ZA WARLDO, but the ability to controll time, accelerate and decrease the speed of time, stop time, break time, rearrange time in any way, copy time and shift time by the will, how powerfull of a person would that be in Gensokyo.

Yukari: That sounds pretty powerful, but keep in mind that no real Youkai power is without limits. "Ability to manipulate wind", for example, does not imply you can create a hurricane. It might be that all you're able to conjure up is a small dust devil, despite theoretically being much more powerful.

>>6540530

>Mokou: Does getting caved hurt a lot?

Mokou: I'm not sure what you mean, but I've trained myself over the years to mostly ignore pain.

>To all: How do you feel about your fans?

Kaguya: The more the better! What is a moon princess without her admirers?

Yukari: They make for fun toys sometimes.

Tewi: I have fans?

>To Yukari and Eirin: How does it feel when a lot of people call you guys old hags?

Eirin: The joke is getting a bit old by now...

Yukari: To be fair, I'm probably older than the ages of all those people combined.

[Anonymous No.]

eirin: Can I buy some PCP from you?

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Yukari, gap Remilia in here i wanna ask her some questions.

[Anonymous No.]

Akyu: INVITE MORE PEOPLE TO THE SHOW! I want Reisen, Reimu, and Yuuka to show up RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540571
Give the man, woman, I don't care, a break.

[Anonymous No.]

oh yeah yukari, also gap in that north korean fat-ass moron Kim-whatever so that yukari can troll him

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540566
>eirin: Can I buy some PCP from you?

Eirin: I don't sell drugs that dangerous.

>>6540570
>Hey Yukari, gap Remilia in here i wanna ask her some questions.

>Akyu: INVITE MORE PEOPLE TO THE SHOW! I want Reisen, Reimu, and Yuuka to show up RIGHT NOW

Akyu: Isn't it already getting a bit crowded here?

Kaguya: And Yuuka? I never thought of her as an amazing conversationalist.

Mokou: I don't think Remilia would like being randomly teleported either. She seems to dislike anything that takes control of her fate out of her hands. Rather ironic, really, given her abilities.

[Anonymous No.]

>OP made Akyu the host
>I haven't posted any Akyu yet
gotta fix that

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari : What is love?

Kaguya : Do you ever regret the decision of drinking the Hourai cocktail?

Mokou : Do you miss your father?

Eirin : How do you feel about drug abusers?

Tewi : Are your pranks just akward signs of showing affection?

[Anonymous No.]

*sends a nicely wrapped box to the studio through mail*

to everyone: Try to guess what I've just sent you in the box... NO DON'T OPEN IT YET. Guess first then open the box

[Anonymous No.]

OP: Why do you hate /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540592
You: Why don't you fuck a chainsaw.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540583
Heh gap Remilia, she is asleep in her pyjamas and wakes up in front of a live audience, hillarity ensues

[Anonymous No.]

How does it feel Yukari, to know that in the future humans end up destroyign the earth and the excistance of Gensokyo stops at that moment as well. And Kaguya and Mokou, how does it feel to float around in space when there are no other people around you for all eternity?

[Anonymous No.]

I feel like I should object to this thread on principle, but it's too decent for that. Stay classy, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

eirin: In a recent poll about who would people want as their doctors, you were voted #1, with Dr. Mario coming in as a close second, Dr. Dre and Jack Kevorkian tying as the third. How do you think about that?

kaguya, mokou: What does cyanide taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540603
>Jack Kevorkian
>people still remember him
My work here is done.

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari: If i do this, replace the bug with a few weak yokai, do I gain powers?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540622
yes, with the exception of cirno

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540587
>Yukari : What is love?

Yukari: A silly human emotion. But you wanted me to say "baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more", right?

>Kaguya : Do you ever regret the decision of drinking the Hourai cocktail?

Kaguya: I've thought about it from time to time. But honestly, life here in Gensokyo is much more interesting than on the moon. I probably couldn't have convinced myself to leave any other way. Plus, drinking the Elixir makes me that much more of a beautiful moon princess, so it's hard to complain! I'd be the only one, too, but then this damn Mokou here...

>Mokou : Do you miss your father?

Mokou: To be honest, I've mostly forgotten about those times. I only knew him for about... maybe 18 years? And half of that was when I was just a little kid. It's been so long since that it's hard to even remember, let alone miss anyone.

>Eirin : How do you feel about drug abusers?

Eirin: All drugs should be enjoyed responsibly! So that you can safely buy more when you're done with your current ones.

>Tewi : Are your pranks just akward signs of showing affection?

Tewi: My pranks are not awkward!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540641
>Tewi: My pranks are not awkward!

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari: Do you think you could take down the Yama in a fight?

Tewi: Do you get along well with faeries? You seem like you would.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin: I've recently heard that there's a spider near the gates of hell with the power to manipulate illnesses. Do you consider it a threat to your practice?

Kaguya: Did you ever think that your excessive demands on men might explain why you don't have a boyfriend? Without one, how do you expect to maintain your NEET lifestyle?

Tewi: Have you ever considered taking a trip to Vegas with Hina? With both your abilities you should be able to make enough money to afford your own planet.

Mokou: Whose tail is fluffier: Tewi or Keine's?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540667
for Yukari, FUCK YEAH

[Anonymous No.]

To Mokou: I love you.

[Anonymous No.]

Chen out of fucking nowhere

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540668
>boyfriend
>guy
>touhou
yep

[Anonymous No.]

kaguya: Choose - facebook vs twitter

[Anonymous No.]

To Mokou: Where can I buy pants like yours. I really like those pants, cool and elegant

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540598

>How does it feel Yukari, to know that in the future humans end up destroyign the earth and the excistance of Gensokyo stops at that moment as well.
>And Kaguya and Mokou, how does it feel to float around in space when there are no other people around you for all eternity?

Yukari: You outside world humans, always so egotistical. If you decide to burn yourself in a hail of nuclear fire, we Youkai will be just fine. Also, human astrophysics is limited by your lack of knowledge of magic and supernatural powers. You might not be so worried about the heat death if you were more informed.

>kaguya, mokou: What does cyanide taste like?

Kaguya: Never tried it, actually. Even with the power of the Hourai Elixir, death is not something to approach needlessly. Resurrection isn't instant and death is still somewhat painful.

>>6540622
>Yukari: If i do this, replace the bug with a few weak yokai, do I gain powers?

Yukari: Generally not. I'm actually rather glad that myth didn't catch on historically, or else we'd have silly humans trying to eat Youkai to increase their power, like a Japanese version of rhinoceros horns.

[Suomynona No.]

To Eirin: Have you ever attempted a gender reassignment surgery, it so was it successful, and on who?

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari: Is there a way to contact you in real life? I need to have some important discussion with you over matters regarding life and a higher state of conscious

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540691
>Implying I wouldn't try to eat a Yokai even with that information

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540683
u jelly?

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya: Is it true that Mokou once put a pot over your head and proceeded to beat you silly with a bat?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540710
I don't even know what that means bro.

also
>posting rinnosuke with that retarded bird and not a real touhou

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari, is there no way to contact you in real life, I want to HURR and you would loose all hope you ever might have had for humanity.

herpa derpa derp derp

[Anonymous No.]

The fact I'm enjoying this thread means I've lost control of my life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540667
>Yukari: Do you think you could take down the Yama in a fight?

Yukari: You mean a spell card dual? I'm pretty sure I outclass her in danmaku.

>Tewi: Do you get along well with faeries? You seem like you would.

Tewi: Definitely, unlike a lot of people in Gensokyo, they know how to have fun. Some of them also have mildly useful powers...

>>6540668

>Eirin: I've recently heard that there's a spider near the gates of hell with the power to manipulate illnesses. Do you consider it a threat to your practice?

Eirin: I've heard of her; I don't think I've heard any reports of her abusing such an ability, so I don't think it's a big problem. Plus, if she really did make people sick, I'd have more customers, wouldn't I?

>Kaguya: Did you ever think that your excessive demands on men might explain why you don't have a boyfriend? Without one, how do you expect to maintain your NEET lifestyle?

Kaguya: The "excessive demands on men" is mostly a legend. If you're referring to the "Bamboo Cutter" tale, I actually made those demands because I knew I couldn't take their offers, and was hoping that they would take the hint. Unfortunately they didn't. But more importantly, a man would totally spoil my image. Princesses are far better before they're married off, wouldn't you agree?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540733
But you're aren't mad. Stay classy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540742
Speaking of staying classy
>mfw when this thread is the only reason I'm still awake.
once again, stay classy, OP

[Anonymous No.]

>Tewi: Have you ever considered taking a trip to Vegas with Hina? With both your abilities you should be able to make enough money to afford your own planet.

Yukari: I'm pretty sure they would be kicked out long before they reached the heights of riches. Casinos don't like winners! Not to mention Tewi looks a tad too young to get in.

>Mokou: Whose tail is fluffier: Tewi or Keine's?

Mokou: Keine doesn't have a tail, unless you mean a tale, in which case I'm not sure how a tale can be fluffy.

>>6540684
>kaguya: Choose - facebook vs twitter

Kaguya: Neither is very useful here in Gensokyo, not enough people have computers.

>>6540690
>To Mokou: Where can I buy pants like yours. I really like those pants, cool and elegant

Mokou: Your best bet is to get a pair of baggy red pants, then cinch off the bottoms. And add charms if you want them to look exactly the same, I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

Keep this thread going till noon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540761
My body is not even close to ready.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540760
MFW KimoKeine is a huueg secret in Gensokyo but every Anonn knows that secret

[Anonymous No.]

kaguya: What food are you the best at cooking?
mokou: Choose - coal vs petroleum.
eirin: Can you give me a flu shot?
tewi: Jump off a bridge
Yukari: Since you have the power to control borders, can you shift the U.S. border so that Washington is adjacent to Alaska?
Yukari2: Also get rid of all the borders in the middle east. I'd like to see what happens

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540779
>tewi: Jump off a bridge
That ain't even a question.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540761
I have a better idea.
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6540215
If you're heading to sleep and are simply worried about missing the thread, use this.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin: Look at >>6540712
When you fell in that canteen of sake, how did you feel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540700
>To Eirin: Have you ever attempted a gender reassignment surgery, it so was it successful, and on who?

Eirin: I don't think so, that's more of a task for magic than medicine. At least, it'd be easier that way.

>>6540705
>Yukari: Is there a way to contact you in real life? I need to have some important discussion with you over matters regarding life and a higher state of conscious

Yukari: If I wanted to talk with everyone who wanted to talk with me, I'd need 50 of me. Then again, that might not be impossible... but I don't think you want there to be 50 of me.

>>6540712

>Kaguya: Is it true that Mokou once put a pot over your head and proceeded to beat you silly with a bat?

Kaguya: Eh, I guess it might have happened at some point?

Mokou: Maybe? I don't really remember. That sounds kind of fun though.

Kaguya: Mokou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540783
>this board practically archives itself
I'm sold.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin: Describe how you punish Reisen and Tewi

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540798
http://archive.easymodo.net/
It comes in many flavors.

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi: What do you spend your money on? Why are you so concerned with accumulating wealth?

[Anonymous No.]

fucking entire board is fucking gay

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540817
probably buying every single lottery tickets... so that she can buy the whole stock market off (eventually leading to humanity's demise...)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540817
probably ensuring her rabbit army has only the finest food and equipment. knowing Eirin, she doesn't get enough funding from normal sources to cover it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540818
>touhous
>all girls
>fucking gay
I am very okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

>kaguya: What food are you the best at cooking?

Kaguya: Best? Hard to say, I can cook many things. But my favorite to cook is probably Mapo Dofu.

>mokou: Choose - coal vs petroleum.

Mokou: I haven't really been in the outside world since the energy crisis became a big issue, but I recall oil being more flexible.

>eirin: Can you give me a flu shot?

Eirin: Can't you get those in the outside world for about 2000 yen?

>tewi: Jump off a bridge

Tewi: Only if you jump first, hehehehehe!

>Yukari: Since you have the power to control borders, can you shift the U.S. border so that Washington is adjacent to Alaska?
>Yukari2: Also get rid of all the borders in the middle east. I'd like to see what happens

Yukari: Might be possible, might not. Don't feel like trying it, no good reason to.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540818
You've only just realized that now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540801
>Eirin: Describe how you punish Reisen and Tewi

Eirin: Now *that's* a secret!

>>6540817
>Tewi: What do you spend your money on? Why are you so concerned with accumulating wealth?

Tewi: Stuff to prank people with isn't free, right?

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari: So... Isn't it time for you to go to sleep now?
Kaguya: What would be your first response when the netherworld army (led by Youmu) invades eientei? (the invasion which will be carried out soon!)

[Anonymous No.]

Bunbunmaru news here! Some questions for our loyal readers.

Mokou: We have some juicy pictures of you getting very close with Team ⑨'s lamprey stand owner. Care to comment?

Eirin: Any truth to the rumors that you had an illicit affair, came down to earth and left the resulted love-child at the steps of the Scarlet Devil Mansion?

Kaguya: Apollo 13 - Mechanical Failure or Lunarian Plot?

Yukari: How does it feel to be a grandmother at 17?

Tewi: Keep up the good work!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540873
>Youmu
That is the name of a Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi: Play a prank on me please!
Yukari: Sing a song please!

[Anonymous No.]

Can any of you force Reimu to open up that link between Earth and Gensokyo? Please?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540875
>Mokou: We have some juicy pictures of you getting very close with Team ⑨'s lamprey stand owner. Care to comment?
oh yesss

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540877

That image is awesome.

Got any more like it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540875
>Mokou: We have some juicy pictures of you getting very close with Team ⑨'s lamprey stand owner. Care to comment?

So... How did she taste like?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540873
>So... Isn't it time for you to go to sleep now?

Yukari: I sleep when I like.

>>Kaguya: What would be your first response when the netherworld army (led by Youmu) invades eientei? (the invasion which will be carried out soon!)

Kaguya: I doubt that will happen. They're good friends.

>Mokou: We have some juicy pictures of you getting very close with Team ⑨'s lamprey stand owner. Care to comment?

Mokou: I'm not much of an eel fan, personally. Also, Mystia's abilities don't work on me.

>Eirin: Any truth to the rumors that you had an illicit affair, came down to earth and left the resulted love-child at the steps of the Scarlet Devil Mansion?

Eirin: It isn't a rumor if the only one saying it is you.

>Kaguya: Apollo 13 - Mechanical Failure or Lunarian Plot?

Kaguya: Why not both?

>Yukari: How does it feel to be a grandmother at 17?

Yukari: Ha ha. So who's my "child"?

>Tewi: Keep up the good work!

Tewi: Don't mention it!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540890
According to my list, it came from here:
http://soubiblog.blog115.fc2.com/

I'd help more, but I'm a bit tired.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540906
>Mokou: I'm not much of an eel fan, personally. Also, Mystia's abilities don't work on me.
>Mystia's abilities don't work on me.
help a secondary out

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540881
>Tewi: Play a prank on me please!

Tewi: You have to do something for me first. Find me a henway.

>Yukari: Sing a song please!

Yukari: Maybe you could ask Kikuko Inoue to do that for you?

>>6540884
>Can any of you force Reimu to open up that link between Earth and Gensokyo? Please?

Yukari: That's my job, not Reimu's. And it's never *really* been closed. There's always been holes, here and there, in the barrier... it's more fun that way!

[Anonymous No.]

Tewi: Tell Reisen I love her.

[Unnamed Book-reading Anonymous No.]

>>6540931
Mystia's singing doesn't send Mokou into major tinnitus and deafness
Kaguya, Mokou: What will you do when the earth finally explodes, sending both of you hurtling out into space, unable to breathe, simply writhing in pain as you are reborn over and over for eternity? Or, say, suppose you find a way to not suffer that endless loop. Eons come and go, and you're threatened with the Big Crunch. Yet, you still can't die. After the Big Crunch, you're both floating in nothingness. Would a kiss between you two "create" another universe?

[Unnamed Book-reading Anonymous No.]

>>6541009
oh wow i just woke up, i meant the [sun] exploding and destroying the earth

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540882
>>6540882
>>6540882
BEST. ANSWER, EVER.
I LOVE THIS THREAD ^_______^

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541031
It's like I'm really being duckrolled.

Also, OP, you know that sound you hear in the middle of the night? That's me whispering "classy" into your ear.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541009
>>6541026

Yukari: see >>6540691. Don't assume you understand the whole universe and its future just because you know some basic astrophysics. There's a whole lot more to it, both in terms of magic and supernatural elements. In short, don't assume we Youkai haven't thought of it.

[Anonymous No.]

Who is the fairest maiden in Gensokyo? Kaguya, Remilia, or Yuyuko?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541088
>Those choices.

[Anonymous No.]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT.

ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING SERIOUS?

YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE CARTOON CHARACTERS RIGHT NOW, AREN'T YOU.

JESUS CHRIST.

You are (i'm assuming, here), for the most part, grown men, correct?

Let me repeat.
>YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE CARTOON CHARACTERS.

JESUS, GROW THE FUCK UP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106
Reported for spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106
ara ara~

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106
>JESUS, GROW THE FUCK UP.
And stop having fun? Never.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106
Also, I think OP left, but he is far classier than you will ever be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106
While I hate RPing with all of my being, I don't see what's so bad about ESPECIALLY pretending to be cartoon characters.
Would you be okay with this thread if they were pretending to be Hollywood celebrities?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541118

No, still here. Just watching the GSL. Idra fighting!

>>6541088

Kaguya: Don't you think asking me that is a bit of a loaded question?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106

Actually Touhou isn't a cartoon. Nor an anime. So, no.

Also RP is normally hated here but I think some of us are happy enough that our board is in good shape despite all the puddipuddi shit stirring up /b/ like a hornet's nest.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541130
I'm having more fun calling things/people classy than I've ever had doing anything. So, classssssy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541153
>people who think Touhou is better because it is a video game

[Anonymous No.]

mokou: why'd you come back to Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou: Yo, since you're pretty old and have been around and stuff. A Knight fights a Samurai who wins?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541224
>mokou: why'd you come back to Gensokyo?

Mokou: Good question. After I ran away from Japan, I spent over a thousand years in a variety of countries around the world. Of course, being immortal, I could never stay in one place under one alias too long, so I was forced to keep moving.

Things began to become difficult in the 20th century with widespread adoption of identification systems like Social Security, which made it much harder to "be nobody", so to speak. I wasn't too worried about being imprisoned, as I could easily escape, but living on the run from the law is a huge hassle.

So I contacted an old Youkai friend of mine who had originally mentioned Gensokyo to me. A short plane flight, taxi ride, and forest hike later, here I was.

>>6541261
>Mokou: Yo, since you're pretty old and have been around and stuff. A Knight fights a Samurai who wins?

Mokou: Basically impossible to say -- it's what I'd call a "metagame" problem. That is, in all real sword fights, the combatants are aware of their opponents' techniques. But if you pit a knight against a samurai, they'd probably both be very confused and would have no idea how to fight each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541277
I thought people came up with different styles to avoid their opponents knowing what they could do.

[Anonymous No.]

I has one, I has one

Yukari, which of the two prescriptions is closer to the truth:

You being a ruthless boss of Gensokyo, always plotting wars and whatnot while emoing about the loss at the moonwar

or

Carefree Sukima who enjoys playing pranks on people and taking naps from times to times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541944
Do you think the OP is still here?

[Anonymous No.]

Yukari, where do you gap in all those dicks from when you feel like having a giant orgy? Any chance that I could get in on that?

[Anonymous No.]

I've got one.

Are the Shikoridama used in Nitori's danmaku actually REAL Shikoridama? id so, then please tell me the exact total of men she fisted to gather up so many of those anusballs.

[Anonymous No.]

Do you play Quake in Gensokyo? Sorry, but it's important.

[Anonymous No.]

Will there be PUDDI?

</cornholio>

[&ponpo＼（ ＾ヮ゜）＞ No.]

>>6540215
What do you think of anal masturbation? After a few weeks of "training" I can now insert 4 fingers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540215
Could I be youkai please?

[Anonymous No.]

Ohayou!

>>6541944

>Yukari, which of the two prescriptions is closer to the truth:
>You being a ruthless boss of Gensokyo, always plotting wars and whatnot while emoing about the loss at the moonwar
>Carefree Sukima who enjoys playing pranks on people and taking naps from times to times.

Yukari: Is there some reason I can't be both?

>>6542081
>Yukari, where do you gap in all those dicks from when you feel like having a giant orgy? Any chance that I could get in on that?

Yukari: That's only in doujins, Anonymous.

>>6543104
>Do you play Quake in Gensokyo? Sorry, but it's important.

Kaguya: I've played it a bit. I prefer Team Fortress 2, because it lets you wear hats.

Mokou (looking at Kaguya's head): Ha ha.

>>6544431
>Could I be youkai please?

Yukari: Maybe in your next reincarnation, Anonymous. If you're very lucky.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544511
Jar [Ready]
Bleach [Ready]
Lemon Juice [Ready]
Salt [Ready]
Vingear [Ready]

I hope it will work.

[Anonymous !wM5G0xiB/Q No.]

>>6544511
>Mokou (looking at Kaguya's head): Ha ha.
Ok, you got me with this one.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544585

Yukari: Keep in mind, Anonymous, that according to Buddhist tradition, you reincarnate to a higher life form by being a good person in your life. Suicide is more likely to get you demoted, or so they say.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou, Mokou! I have a question for you!

You originally had black hair, but it turned white after you drank the Hourai elixir. So why didn't Kaguya's hair turn white after drinking it?

I understand this is probably more of a question for Eirin, but I just wanted to say something to you so badly, Mokou!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544670
>You originally had black hair, but it turned white after you drank the Hourai elixir. So why didn't Kaguya's hair turn white after drinking it?

Mokou: I'm not quite sure of that myself, actually.

Eirin: Now that question requires quite a bit of knowledge of how the Elixir works to answer. But I'll indulge. The Elixir isn't really an "eternal life potion": no such thing exists. Like most powerful magic effects, it's achieved by combining various other, unrelated effects to create something greater. The Hourai Elixir literally involves dozens of individual effects which are chained together to create the final desired effect.

The first step is to create an idealized representation of the self. Since the body must be able to reincarnate from nothing, it needs a template. The rest of the steps are complicated, but they could be summarized as "binding" this representation to the soul in some fashion. In this sense, the Hourai Elixir can actually be described as magic that binds the soul to an image.

Upon drinking the Elixir, this template is created permanently from the mind of the drinker. The image is conjured from the subconcious mind, so it's typically accurate to who you are, or at least who you, deep down, wish to be.

Kaguya: And that's why I'm the most beautiful moon princess, of course.

Eirin: My guess is that in Mokou's case, due to the trauma of the situation she was in when she drank it, something went a bit wrong.

Mokou: Huh. That makes sense.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD

>178 posts and 52 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Dear fucking lord.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544669
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544735
That's a great answer, thanks. Can I ask you another question, Mokou? Do you see Keine as your foster mother or more like just a friend? And does she feel the same?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544670
>>6544944
Actually her hair is a very light violet, and I imagine she got it turned into that after fusing with the phoenix(If that doesn't work, Kaguya's material manipulation of the moment keeps everything on her as is).

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544669
That was one most cruel anwsers... even for /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545082
Well, Yukari is a cruel person.

[Anonymous No.]

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDI

[Anonymous No.]

PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI
PUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDIPUDDI

[Anonymous No.]

PUDDI

[Anonymous No.]

>>6544735
>That's a great answer, thanks. Can I ask you another question, Mokou? Do you see Keine as your foster mother or more like just a friend? And does she feel the same?

Mokou: Well, she did help me out when I first came to Gensokyo. But, mother? I've been around long enough I can take care of myself. Definitely a friend though.

>>6544965
>Actually her hair is a very light violet, and I imagine she got it turned into that after fusing with the phoenix(If that doesn't work, Kaguya's material manipulation of the moment keeps everything on her as is).

Mokou: Stop this, I've seen this comment too often. I did not "fuse with a Phoenix". That was just a cool-sounding spell card name I came up with.

[Anonymous No.]

I've got a question for you, Mokou.
What's your relationship with Keine?
She a friend, a lover, or merely an acquaintance?

[Anonymous No.]

OP ships terumoko, don't bother him about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>6545215

As it there's something wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.]

The best thread on /jp/ in a while. Here, have a feisty Flandre.

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Eirin, give me some goddamn flu shot. The people at the clinic closest to my home's being a bitch to me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6541106
Some of them arent pretending. Its hard to tell, because its very posible that some of posts are writen really by Yukari.
But I hope that >>6544669 and>>6541277 are just jokes by anons.
was written by anon not Yukari...

[Anonymous No.]

To all: Do you like heavy metal?
To Kaguya: Do you like warhammer 40k?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545356

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545403

Sometimes I've gone through long periods of being in a metal phase, I like mostly 80s metal though. My favs are pretty typical fare .. Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Judas Priest, Dio, old Metallica etc.

[Anonymous No.]

To Eirin: Have you heard of the Madaraki family of doctors? Apparently the middle doctor Fran created a serum that can create eternal life by stopping cell destruction and increasing regeneration. But it turns your entire body into a mass of cancerous tumors. She also can make it so that a person can alter their anatomy however they want with their imagination. ARe you capable of doing these feats?

[Anonymous No.]

A joint question to Kaguya, Eirin and Yukari:

It has been close to 3 months since you last got screentime in Wancozow's popular Touhou series on pixiv, ending on a cliffhanger with multiple tail rape from Ran impending for all three of you.
How long do you think it will be into you get some focus again? And who will come out on top in the end?

[Anonymous No.]

Reported. Roleplaying is against the rules, and anyone who prides himself on being a true NEET would not be participating in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545454

roleplaying is only against the rules if you're roleplaying an admin or mod.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545454
>Roleplaying is only against the rules if you're roleplaying a faggot. Reported.
Yes, I know the post I'm replying to isn't the one I'm parodying, but there you go.

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

>>6545454
More like anyone who has not stooped to the level of a true neet would not be participating in it.
Floorshitting and roleplaying go hand in hand.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545454
reported for not reading the rules properly.
>Roleplaying is against the rule ONLY IF you're roleplaying an admin or mod

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Yukari, just how strongly is Gensokyo connected to the the outside world and the rest of the universe? Will Gensokyo be fucked when the sun goes red giant and eats the earth, or the rest of the universe experiences heat death?

And if it does aren't the long term prospects for Kaguya and Mokou rather grim?

[Anonymous No.]

to kaguya&mokou: I know both of you are immortal and cannot die. Then what would happen to you if Gensokyo just exploded altogether?

[Anonymous No.]

To Yukari: Wouldn't it be fun if you brought Bang Shishigami to Gensokyo? Why don't you do it?

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou: How did you come upon your fire powers? Any particular reasons for it?

[Anonymous No.]

Fucking newfags.

>>6545481
>>6545468

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S360493

>>6545478
Says the shitty tripfag. Go back to /r9k/ with the rest of your kind.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545519
Take it easy or leave this place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545519
yeah, if u hate the thread, just ignore it. Stop ruining the shit

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545519
Just because a mod said it once doesn't make it a cast iron rule. If you remember that period, we needed such a proclamation as things were getting out of hand with all the waiting for GM threads, complaining about GM threads, shitty knock off threads, complaining about the previous things threads, complaining about the complaining threads threads, etc. etc.
I'm sure we can handle a roleplaying thread once in a blue moon, and it's not like things aren't shitty everywhere at the moment.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545519
Hey bro. Chill.

[Anonymous No.]

hmmm, isn't this RP already over though? I don' think OP's coming in. Anyone else care to continue?

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

You know how you look through the Youtube comments of a video game and sometimes a kid posts a little script of what he thinks the characters would say or how they would act?

That's basically this thread I'd say.

[Anonymous No.]

This is literally the shittiest thread I've seen on /jp/ in weeks.

This beats even the retarded /b/ spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545634
... were you here yesterday? Because I don't know about you, but I prefer this thread to having intestines and severed penises posted four times a minute in nominally on-topic threads.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6545607
>Sephiroth: How do you feel about the people that call you their waifu and want you to wear a frilly cute dress?

Sephiroth: I'm not opposed to dresses, they're not really my style though.

>Saber: What sort of panties are you wearing today?

Saber: That topic is off-limits!

>Dr. Mario: Have you ever given any "sensual treatment" to your patients, if you know what I mean?

Dr. Mario: No more questions from this guy, OK?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545634
At least this thread is touhou-related. Would you rather have /jp/ bombarded with shitty penis images saying PUDDIPUDDIPUDDI all time?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545645
hehe, not bad. Let this RP continue lolz

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545641
And in case you actually weren't here, we had fourteen full pages of spam. It fucking sucked. You could fuck up trying to bump a thread from page fourteen because it wouldn't exist by the time flood control let you do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545645
Good evening, Saber.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545641
>>6545650
I know what I said. It beats even the /b/ spam.

At least the /b/ spam was just plain spam, this thread just killed all the respect I had left for /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545661
You're free to leave at any time.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't see how a faggot /b/ raid somehow makes this shit acceptable.

[Anonymous No.]

one bad touhou-related thread on /jp/ vs. thousands of shitty unrelated PUDDIPUDDIPUDDI posts.

I leave the choice to you

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6545649
>Saten: Heard you were in a rap battle against Dr. Dre and won the rap battle. How did you win?

Saten: I'm not aware of this "Dr. Dre."

Misaka: He was some singer in the outside world. I think Uiharu could out-rhyme him though.

>Naruto: punch Saber please

Naruto: Why would I... hmm. good point.

*punch*

Saber: What was that fo--

Naruto: She totally deserved it. Thanks for the suggestion, Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545680
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545680
hey let's put in some vocaloid into the mix

[Anonymous No.]

haha what the fuck

[Anonymous No.]

this thread has officially died

[Anonymous No.]

>>6540215
... what the hell?

[Ayashiro !Hime2512LA No.]

I like where this thread is going.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545697
well... the thread got killed, so guess it's all over lol

[Anonymous No.]

son of a bitch i was JUST ABOUT TO CUM

[Unnamed Mechanical Youkai !hlzAxuj9HY No.]

LOL

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545702
don't worry there will be many more threads to cum

[Anonymous No.]

I can't stop laughing.

Good show Mod/Meido.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545669
At the time this thread went up, it was more or less the only /jp/-related thread that was being posted in with any non-trivial frequency, and nobody was going to going to raise shit about /jp/ standards when we were still getting spammed with PUDDI and the entire board only had one and a half pages on it.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Man I really dislike that one format for fanfiction:

(Saber and Naruto appear on-screen)

Naruto: Help me Eirin!!

Saber: No one can save you now, Naruto.

(they both burst into treats)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545717
Script format?
It's for ten year olds who don't know how to write prose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545731
... the thread was set up as a radio show to kill time. The fact that you may think that said threads are inherently retarded nothwithstanding, those threads are going to necessarily be run in script format.

[Anonymous No.]

Awesome, now that the thread is cleaned, we can avoid the bump limit!

Previous log is at http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/6540215 .

>>6545403
>To all: Do you like heavy metal?

Kaguya: Not really my type. I prefer more mellow music.

Mokou: I'll make a note to play some next time I'm at Eientei. Maybe Rinnosuke sells boomboxes?

>To Kaguya: Do you like warhammer 40k?

Kaguya: Dawn of War was pretty fun, but I've never played the tabletop game. It's harder to find opponents in Gensokyo, as you'd imagine.

>>6545438
>To Eirin: Have you heard of the Madaraki family of doctors? Apparently the middle doctor Fran created a serum that can create eternal life by stopping cell destruction and increasing regeneration. But it turns your entire body into a mass of cancerous tumors. She also can make it so that a person can alter their anatomy however they want with their imagination. ARe you capable of doing these feats?

Eirin: That's from one of those anime, right? My medicines don't give you cancer, so no, I'm better than that.

>>6545451

>A joint question to Kaguya, Eirin and Yukari:
>It has been close to 3 months since you last got screentime in Wancozow's popular Touhou series on pixiv, ending on a cliffhanger with multiple tail rape from Ran impending for all three of you.
>How long do you think it will be into you get some focus again? And who will come out on top in the end?

(Eirin and Yukari look at Kaguya)

Kaguya: W--what? Just because I spend a lot of time online doesn't mean I know about every guy out there drawing porn!

[Incestfan !pWKInCESTY No.]

>>6545717
>(they both burst into treats)
Happy Halloween, Maria!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545922
>Meido practically deletes thread
>No fuck was given, thread continues
Wait, does this mean post count was reset and we won't have autosage for a long time?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread was fun, why you do this?

[Anonymous No.]

Is the amount of males in gensokyo normal, or is it mostly populated by girls? And if it's normal, why are there no males playing danmaku? Do they have a harder time learning magic?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545968
It's normal. Males aren't seen playing danmaku because the human males in Gensokyo are too busy farming and stuff to learn how to shoot balls of fire out of their hands.

You might want to ask why no youkai ever manifest as males.

[Anonymous No.]

>And if it's normal, why are there no males playing danmaku?
danmakus are a girly thing. that's like asking why aren't those normalfag manly farmer guys dressing in frilly dresses.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546028
But Rinnosuke is a half-breed youkai
A pessimist would say "half-breed human"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546028
Some of the side material says there are male youkai, but like ZUN said, they are not important to his story so we will never see them danmaku.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

question to Kaguya: If eientei burns down where would be the first place you'd go? (before that, who would you blame for burning down eientei?)

[Nitori's faceless !FRIENDgj1s No.]

>>6546086
hello handsome

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545947
If you want fun, go back to /a/ or /v/ or whatever shithole you crawled out from

[Anonymous No.]

This is STILL the worst thread we've had in weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6545968
>Is the amount of males in gensokyo normal, or is it mostly populated by girls? And if it's normal, why are there no males playing danmaku? Do they have a harder time learning magic?

Yukari: One thing most humans don't seem to be able to understand is that Youkai are Youkai. They're not human, and applying human attributes to them can be misleading. Youkai don't reproduce as humans do, so we have no need for genders as humans do.

Of course, there are exceptions, largely because of the overuse of the word "Youkai": Humans often refer to magicians like Alice as Youkai. Being originally human, such "Youkai" of course have gender. Among them, there are males as one would expect. You just get your information through the filter of ZUN, who prefers not to write about them.

>>6546100
>question to Kaguya: If eientei burns down where would be the first place you'd go? (before that, who would you blame for burning down eientei?)

Kaguya: Well, I'd have to do some investigation fir--

Mokou: Come on, be honest. You'd blame me, right?

Kaguya: Of course not, I would nev--

Tewi: You're not fooling anyone, Kaguya.

Eirin: We'd just rebuild it. Those rabbits aren't *completely* useless.

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou: Are you a communist? You sound like a communist.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546187
Perhaps she's related to China in some way... (pun intended and no pun intended)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546168
>Youkai don't reproduce as humans do, so we have no need for genders as humans do.

Now that's just silly. Most youkai have genders, even some of the ones that aren't humanoid.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546231

How can an umbrella have a gender? An Eldritch Abomination?

Just because they take human form doesn't make them human.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Question to Saber: If /jp/ burns down where would you go? (before that, who would you blame for burning down /jp/?)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546238
I was thinking of tengu and kappa and other monsters, which have a defined physical form. Don't Japanese fairies have genders as well?

[BasementFlan !fOS0n8t2CY No.]

I have a question for Eirin.
How do you fix broken people?

[Anonymous No.]

I'd much rather go back to having a single thread and nothing else. Also, check them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546251
Band-aids + The hoopley doopley heal-em-upley spell.

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin: Why are your hair white?

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Who would win in a fight, Goku or Superman?

[BasementFlan !fOS0n8t2CY No.]

>>6546261
I didn't ask YOU. 'sides, I tried band-aids once, but they got all soggy with cranberry sauce and wouldn't stick. Also, there weren't enough for all of the pieces...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546266
>66

[Anonymous No.]

Is Kamen Rider real?

[Anonymous No.]

Eirin, this is a question I've been dying to ask.

Contemplate the man here pictured; A NASA astronaut. Most likely he was a fighter pilot in his youth; the cream of the crop - superb physical condition, high IQ, quick thinker, and above all; aggressive and confident. If that isn't enough, he received the latest word in nanotech-enhancements; to increase his reaction times and muscle enhancements to increase the G-load he could pull before blacking out.

THEN he made the difficult cut for astronaut, demonstrating maturity and experience.

What would happen if such a man came to earth in Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546187
>Mokou: Are you a communist? You sound like a communist.

Mokou: I did find Marx somewhat interesting at the time, but after being as close as I was to some of the Soviet nations during the 20th century, definitely not.

>>6546316
>Eirin, this is a question I've been dying to ask.
>Contemplate the man here pictured; A NASA astronaut. Most likely he was a fighter pilot in his youth; the cream of the crop - superb physical condition, high IQ, quick thinker, and above all; aggressive and confident. If that isn't enough, he received the latest word in nanotech-enhancements; to increase his reaction times and muscle enhancements to increase the G-load he could pull before blacking out.
>THEN he made the difficult cut for astronaut, demonstrating maturity and experience.
>What would happen if such a man came to earth in Gensokyo?

Yukari: He'd be put in his place, of course. How can a mere human -- without any supernatural training, at that -- hope to be the "cream of the crop" in Gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

to yukari & eirin: How well do you two get along with each other? I kno Yukari goes along well with Yuyuko, but I wanna know how well you get along with kanako, eirin, and sanae

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou: How do you feel about this man? Is he your husbando?

[Anonymous No.]

How many moon bunnies did Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong kill?

[Anonymous No.]

What the fuck happened in this thread that every post has a trash bin next to it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6546410,1
See >>6545711