/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/...
I would like to go to gensokyo so much ;_; To be one of touhous, do danmaku duels, wear silly hat, have fun and take it easy. I wish Yukari could apear and help me gap to gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

You know what to do.

[Anonymous No.]

You need a sex change operation first, or else you'll just be another faceless male.

[Anonymous No.]

You ready to strike a deal with ZUN then?

[Anonymous No.]

Me too man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525393
Actualy I dont... I did even try to learn lucid dreaming ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525387
> 9mm

Get back to us when you own a handgun with a real cartridge, like .45 ACP

[Anonymous No.]

Hey, why are you still in the outside world? What are you waiting for, Anonymous? We can't start the party without you!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525411
> cartridge
clip

[Anonymous No.]

I think lucid dreaming is the only real portal to gensokyo
I'm too scared to try it though. The whole sleep paralysis thing doesn't sit well with me

[Pedonymous !!Yt4AmPxM3rB No.]

>>6525421
Sleep paralysis is scary shit, but a lucid dream is worth the risk. Spent a whole 24 hours chillin with Letty once. She's sooooo soft.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525419
> clip

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525421
Yeah, one thing my shitty self DOES do well is sleep. No sleep problems ever, and I don't want to mess with what's not broken.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525400
you know in some countries its nearly imposible to get it ;_;
(female to male and oposite, and picture related with that country)
>>6525411
Its not OC ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525421
Its not. It makes you even more sad when you know its just dream and not real gensokyo ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525418
Im waiting just for Yukari to support me and make me sure that everything will be "ok" and I will be happy touhou in gensokyo ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525447
I never thought about that. What a hollow, lonely experience that must be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525400
Since gensokyo is kind of "other life" wouldnt that make people who "really" need to change sex "cured" by making them girl?

[TissueKidd !Ebe/KpvDJU No.]

I'm pretty lucky in that lucid dreaming has always come naturally to me, even before I got into Touhou.

I had Marisa and Reimu both confess to me in my latest, and they started catfighting over who got me (kinda like the Ciel good end.) I told them I was cool with being friends with both of them so I didn't hurt any feelings, but I was told I needed to "take responsibility" and decide. This was last night.

What the fuck should I do now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525488
0/10

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525488
This is thread for real going-gensokyo and future touhous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525411
You ever been shot by a 9mm?
It kills plenty well.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525502
I was assaulted by a pack of niggers armed with their peashooters and just walked it off.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525502
Does it, really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525589

Damn. Beat me to it.

[Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525476
Don't be ridiculous. It was once part of our physical reality.

[Anonymous No.]

>Exter SIG

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525613
op here, does it really work? and will it make me touhou;_; or just visitor?

[PRINNY !.rEDaBGktE No.]

>>6525589
To be fair, Benny is just a little bitch and he can't shoot for shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525631

It works. You get to be the little girl.

[Anonymous No.]

Guys stop joking around.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525421
>implying sleep paralysis is necessary for lucid dreaming

Check out dreamviews(dot)com, they've got tons of great tutorials plus an awesome forum... just please don't kill it with 4chan's cancer and faggotry, ok?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525632
>can't shoot for shit.
>put two bullets in the head
>Little bitch
>became a boss by killing his boss in a duel.
Benny might have been a dick who would try to fuck you over at given a chance, but he was not bitch.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525635
;_; I hope it will work...

[Anonymous No.]

anyone in southeast Michigan have a gun and want to help a faggot get to gensokyo?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525994
Could any1 give me any details about it please ;_; ?

Im woried about it ;_; What if Yukari wont want me as Touhou in gensokyo? How it will look ? Will I just feel like I was sleeping and sudenly wake up somewhere in gesokyo as youkai/fairy?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6525682
Some guides that I keep for when this thread shows

[Anonymous No.]

>>6526098
And with this you should be able to lucid dream... or get sleep paralysis, which is the worst experience ever, specially if you live alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6526110
I suffer sleep paralysis from time to time. It was only bad the first few times until I figured out how to get through it reliably, now its just a mere annoyance.