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How does this backfire?

Its such a re-used idea in japanese media I always wondered whats your guy's take.

>> No.6523868

>>6523862
I'd just tell her I didnt turn out to be someone she can marry.

>> No.6523872

bitch turned into a yandere hambeast
see, i like yandere, i could deal with that
but if she was a fatty. oh man.
game over.

>> No.6523874

Her needyness caused her to marry a douche who chokes her.

I warned her, as I'm a bro like that but people are stupid when they're in "love".

>> No.6523876

Bitches and whores.

>> No.6523877

You learn each other's flaws from an early age and it'll turn you off, it would be like marrying your sister. See also: Westermarck effect. At least when you're adults, you're more concerned with your appearances and will go further to hide your flaws.

>> No.6523879

She grows up into a staggeringly beautiful, perfect woman. You marry her.

Turns out she was just a Youkai taking human form all this time. She eats you.

>> No.6523880

>>6523872
actually just hambeast period. if i somehow got married (lol right) i would put it into the prenup. YOU MUST NOT BE A FATTY FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THIS MARRIAGE. that's how much i hate fatties.

>> No.6523883

>>6523862
Present day girl doesn't want to marry you, but has dozens of suitors so she claims it's a proper engagment and says that they have to defeat you to become her fiance.

Suffice to say you are not happy. Neither is your girlfriend, who is a karate master, and isn't willing to let her boyfriend get beaten up. Yet you have to be beaten up in order to get out of the engagement.

It's like Scott Pilgrim, only good.

>> No.6523912

>>6523879
You had to have fucked her at least once before that right?

The way I see it, that wouldn't be so bad, I mean a life of being fauned over by a beautiful girl that ends around age 35.

Though if you get married young you're just an idiot. Also living in sin is all the rage these days.

>> No.6523923

I don't see what the problem is, since osanajamimi never win.

>> No.6523924

>>6523883
Fuck I'd just ride a bus down to ambassador and play spoons.

My ass would be in intensive care faster than I could yell NIGGER twice.

>> No.6523925

>>6523923
>osanajamimi

what?

>> No.6523933

>>6523925
Childhood friend.

>> No.6523935

You're naive as a kid. You think you can live on the moon and ride dinosaurs. You promise to marry a girl and she does to. Then you grow up and she sees what a coward you are. You didn't grow up to be an alpha. You didn't even grow into a half decent person. The idea of marrying you crosses her mind once. Then she laughs it off and hopes you don't ever bring up such an horrible idea.

>> No.6523937

>>6523933
what do you mean? its rare for them not to win unless its a fucking harem series with another main.

Heck the only time I've ever been surprised when one didn't win was in hentai Kamen and that was just left field crazy.

>> No.6523939

It'd probably backfire for her more than anything. Who would want to marry some hermit that has /jp/ interests.

>> No.6523957

>>6523939
Some of use are successful and some of them are ugly as fuck.

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6524183

Oh fuck, I promised to marry my sister

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