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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_hOjEQNJbU

/jp/ robot children may soon be available

>> No.6521203

Call me back in 10-20, when they are fully functional and don't look like abominations.

>> No.6521202
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NO THANKS

>> No.6521207
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Once again, I am impressed and horrified,

>> No.6521206

>>6521203
Fuck you CB2 looks precious

>> No.6521210

Oil can... Oil can...

I want to keep him and care for him even though he looks like a hellspawn.

>> No.6521220

Reminds me of those guys in BLAME!. I forget what they were called.

>> No.6521227

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbdA2AaRJ3g

Eh Eh

>> No.6521238

From what I read this thing actually learns so maybe he will be talking soon.

>> No.6521248

I'll consider it when they make one with the intelligence of an 8 year old and make her cute.
She will wear cute, little dresses and accompany me around the house.

>> No.6521256

I laughed.
All jokes aside, technology is pretty amazing.

>> No.6521276

Better start learning how to make dresses and clothes again.
Was going to start about 5 years ago or so, but then I my hikki problems worsened.
But time to get back on track.

>> No.6521294

>>6521276
Don't worry, you have at least two decades before you'll need to make dresses for your robo daughter.

>> No.6521303
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>> No.6521316

Who cares. Call me when I can transplant my consciousness into one

>> No.6521324

>>6521316
And what?
get raped and violated at every turn?

uuuh no.

>> No.6521328

Of any age to choose, who would want a robot modeled after a 4 year old? Little girls maybe, but they can't afford robots.

>> No.6521341
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>>6521324
>get raped and violated at every turn

>> No.6521342

But they won't be 2D.

I don't want a children if it has to be 3D.

>> No.6521343

>>6521328
People who want to pretend to be parents, and paedophiles.

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>>6521324
>get raped and violated at every turn

>> No.6521353
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>>6521316
I want matrix-like virtual reality to become possible so we could all interact in a 2d world. Pic related: it's future /jp/

>> No.6521362

>>6521324
That's why this type of robot will have built-in weapons.

>> No.6521360

>>6521343
Most pedophiles prefer the 7-13 range, though.

>> No.6521365
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How many years is it going to take before I can be this?

>> No.6521370

>>6521365
Never going to happen.

>> No.6521375

>>6521200
Heh, it looks like a Stormtrooper.

>> No.6521383

>>6521370
Well I guess I'll just kill myself then.

>> No.6521388

It's horrifying but I appreciate their work. Someone has to do it for the greater good.

>> No.6521391

>>6521353
It really is a shame that only a small minority of nerds are interested in virtual reality and so there's a lack of investment money in the technology.

>> No.6521394

>>6521370
Why not?

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son looks autistic
perfect for /jp/

>> No.6521401

>>6521391
VR and brain-based controls have very, VERY useful military applications (training, robot soldiers) so it is most likely being heavily developed behind closed doors

>> No.6521410

>>6521391
Thank god.

>> No.6521414

>>6521410
Why wouldn't you want VR?

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So moe~

>> No.6521437

>>6521414
Society would collapse and there would be no new titles and the internet would be left for nothing but cyberattacks.

>> No.6521439

>>6521414
Apparently he likes the status quo and he'd rather see billions of dollars go into developing new smartphones.

>> No.6521446

>>6521401
>developed behind closed doors
And in the open too. Every lazy slob would like to change their TV volume and dial their phone by thinking.
http://hothardware.com/News/Mind-Technologies-To-Offer-ThoughtControlled-Apps-For-Android/

>> No.6521484

>>6521446
That's seriously cool

>> No.6521487

>>6521437
>Society would collapse
People will still need to work to buy food, electricity, etc.
>and there would be no new titles
>and the internet would be left for nothing but cyberattacks.
You seem to think creativity and curiosity would disappear. Why?

>> No.6521494

VR? Are we talking goggles and datagloves?

>> No.6521499

>>6521494
More like goggles and mind-control

>> No.6521508

>>6521494
Those are possible intermediary steps before we achieve direct neural stimulation.

>> No.6521511

I hope I live to see all the cool stuff. It's probably the only reason I haven't killed myself yet

>> No.6521521

>>6521487
>People will still need to work to buy food, electricity, etc.
Why bother with those when you can sit in your virtual reality until you die?

>> No.6521525

>>6521521
Your electricity will be cut off long before you die.

>> No.6521526

>>6521521
Because then you can no longer sit in your virtual reality

>> No.6521534

>>6521494
More intermediary technologies:
Between goggles and brain interface: shoot the pixels directly into the eyes.
https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Virtual_retinal_display
Wikipedia says the retina IS part of the brain. So, damn, we're already there basically.

Alternative tactile output: shoot ultrasound at your body.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3seTlvQtIgc

>> No.6521541

>>6521525
Won't you die within a week without food or water?

>>6521526
Could you even notice yourself dying?

>> No.6521543

>>6521521
Why bother with food when you can sit in your comfy chair and read novels until you die?
What a silly question.

>> No.6521558

>>6521541
>Could you even notice yourself dying?
Can you notice your own hunger, thirst, coldness? Of course. Could these sensations be suppressed with future brain stimulation technology? Sure. What kind of moron would choose to do that? The ones who'll die. The rest of us will choose to stay alive.

Right now, we have MMO players in Korea who play until they die. They are a minority. Games and operating systems can have fatigue warning alarms built in (and they do).

>> No.6521602

Sweet.

All I need now is some money and I can build a vast robot army.

>> No.6521966

So innocent

>> No.6523036

>>6521200
Creepy as fuck!

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>>6521558
>>6521383
>>6521207

>> No.6526621

>>6523046
Wut?

>> No.6526639

I want to be a brain in a jar that lives entirely in a 2D world.

>> No.6526661

I recently read an article saying that we already have something like this. They're also called children, but they're in an organic form, and are much easier to assemble. So I guess someone should tell those japs that they're wasting their time.

>> No.6526718

>>6523046
Now post will smith from i,robot movie!

>> No.6526720
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>>6526718
pic related

>> No.6526731

I remember this thread from years ago. Why is it that they have all these displays of technology and say it's probably coming in X years, but you never see it decades later?

>> No.6526734

>>6526731
It requires funding to get on the shelves. Generally, you don't get funds unless your product is intrinsically related to oil. Which is why we don't have viable electric cars. That and oil companies just buying out electric car projects and scrapping them.

>> No.6526752

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez0JVeSQ0tM

>> No.6526802

Too bad it doesn't specify exactly what kind of model its software uses, nor does is specify what sensors is it equiped with (and what kind of resolution). I think a lot of interesting results will lie in designing a robot with a very wide variety of sensors (human-like ones would be a good start) and a good human-like model of the mind(brain). There's quite a few interesting classical ones, but they're underfunded (albeit still progressing steadily), and a few more ambitious ones which are more close to how the neocortex works, however they're mostly focused on cognition (pattern recognition and memory) with less work being done with relation to motor control, attention and default behaviours (which aren't just hard-wired in the software's training code). A real breakthrough would be getting such a machine to be able to use human languages (without the use of NLP, but instead general intellicence algorithms), however to do that, you'll need to teach it somehow. Real-world interactive teaching seems like a much better solution than unsupervived learning, or the limited supervised learning that some people use (of course, a good model of human-like cognition is needed for such an AI to be built, but people are getting pretty close these days). The future will lie in a good integration of these technologies, however the two domains tend to progress mostly in parallel, and there's not that much work done into integration, supposedly due to lack of funds and time.

>> No.6526898

Call me when they have a 10 year old girl sexbot.

Related, after such a thing was invented, how long before america made them illegal?

>> No.6526946

>>6526752
dat dramatization

>> No.6527082

>>6526898
Why would it be illegal? Aren't there full-sized sillicon sex toys (I can't remember if they had a specific name) illegal? They would just be obscene if displayed in public places naked. The real reason I could imagine it being illegal would be if such a thing was designed with a real conscious which was pretty much identical in age to that of a child and would have the same thought processes, and such conscious being would be deemed to have rights similar to humans, however I don't see why would anyone even be interested in building exactly that, not to mention the sheer (present) difficulty in doing so.

>> No.6527085

s/) illegal/) legal/

>> No.6527086

Am I the only one that finds that damn robot to be deeply in the uncanny valley?

>> No.6527096

>>6527082
BEcause America is the land of thought-crimes, that's why.
Posession of CP is illegal (whereas one may argue that only the PRODUCTION should be, since that has an actual physical victim), not wearing your seat-belt is illegal, riding a motorcycle with no helmet is illegal, drugs are illegal.

Need I go on? The land of the Free is the Land of No Fun Allowed.

>> No.6527103

Who cares. Call me when I can transplant my consciousness into one


... is what I think I said when we last had this thread

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>>6527103
Me in 2030

>> No.6527158

>>6527096
They also tried claiming loli was illegal because “it is not a required that the minor depicted actually exists”

Can we ban gun shooting ranges because the man silhouette target has been shot 20 times? That's murder right there.

>> No.6527157

>>6527096
Why does fun always equal harmful things to you people?

>> No.6527183

>>6527157
Because we are lazy. Plain and simple. We're too lazy to determine for ourselves what's right and wrong, we just go with whatever allows us to not have to do the hard part of thinking for ourselves.
I could go on if this is not a sufficient answer.

I grieve for my country.

>> No.6527185

I want my own robot daughter

>> No.6527198

>>6527158
But violence is ok

>> No.6527200

>>6527158
>child need not exist
>no victim

Child molestation is against my morals! I've never gone through the effort to figure out if my morals are right, only assume that they are. However, I feel so strongly about it that I will force other people into my views!

America the beautiful, land of Hypocrisy and mob-rule.

>> No.6527201

>>6527136
The Major's image
It is delightful to me
The time to fap comes

>> No.6527216

in a very far away future, some aliens will land on Earth, to find it covered with large but quiet cities run by computers and robots who will automatically grow and harvest food, which are processed into liquid and fed to brains that are placed in a dream machine.

>> No.6527235

>>6527216
And there will be an underground full of people like me, hell-bent on liberating you from the system.

I saw the Matrix too.

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HONK HONK

>> No.6527316

>>6527235
ummm... i actually think those people are more then willing to put themselves into wonderland.

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