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Touhous are like fine wines. They get better with age.

>> No.6512477

I can't decide between Kanako or Eirin. I like them both.

>> No.6512482

That's why Remillia is the best.

>> No.6512485
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Yukari please

>> No.6512486
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6512486

I like grape juice.

>> No.6512491

>>6512486
ewww shes so gross

>> No.6512494

>>6512485
I love how that artist drew her face, but that image would be much better if it wasn't so lewd.

>> No.6512505

>>6512491
How can you call such an adorable child disgusting?

>> No.6512533
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>> No.6512545
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/jp/ loves older women

>> No.6512549

>>6512545
As long as they look like preteen girls.

>> No.6512550

Yuuka doesn't belong in that picture.

>> No.6512553
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>>6512549
/jp/ is looking for a mommy figure

>> No.6512559
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Older women are the best.

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>>6512550
Of course she does

>> No.6512567

>>6512553
Yet also a daughter figure at the same time. Sometimes wife and little sister, too.

>> No.6512574
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>> No.6512577

>>6512470
Where is the hag line drawn? I've seen relatively young touhous like Byakuren included, but others like Letty and Keine ignored.

>> No.6512578

>>6512553
It is no doubt the full fault of those Ran threads that I've an Oedipus complex now.
I mean, I was always submissive, but Ran made me go too far.

>> No.6512584

>>6512553

I want someone to protect. What exactly would that be?

>> No.6512586

>>6512578
How is wanting to kill your father and marry your mother submissive?

>> No.6512590

>>6512584
A white knight.

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I'll go with child Rumia.

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>>6512578
Come sleep in mommy's bed tonight honey.

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>> No.6512600

>>6512590

Hm. Sounds close enough. Which Touhou would suit silent guardian types though? I know most of older ones could fend for themselves.

>> No.6512606

>>6512600
A stupid and shy one.

Like the little girl who hides in a bucket because she's too scared to see people face-on.
Just a single insult would break her heart completely.

So go protect her and be her knight, you white knight.

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>> No.6512615

>>6512600
Unnamed little human girls in the village.

>> No.6512620

>>6512600
I'd say most likely the fairies.
Lately I seem to have developed a sort of parental affection for Cirno myself.

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1503.

A good year.

>> No.6512626

>>6512620
Cirno would completely and totally ignore any sort of silent guardian.

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>> No.6512635

>>6512626

That's kind of the point. It'd be cool, that person that watches over others, keeping them safe even though they don't know it, acting behind the scenes. I do like those fairies, too.

>> No.6512649
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Most beautiful Goddess.

>> No.6512661

>>6512470
I CAME TO THIS PIC
OH MY GOD I SERIOUSLY CAME

>> No.6512677
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Superior.

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[ERROR]

Byakuren~

>> No.6512728
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Byakuren~

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Oh you did NOT just let this thread die!

>> No.6512734

>>6512730
>>6512728
Disregard my previous post, I suck cocks.

>> No.6512739

do touhou's get stretchmarks?

>> No.6512753

>>6512739
Suwako doesn't have any, so I don't think so.

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Yes, I know, I'm a terrible person.

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>> No.6514435

>>6514409
In before "Take it easy Kanako". She's got a happy face on.

>> No.6518023

bamp.

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I thought they were like bread, they get moldy and stale?

>> No.6518356

Don't they get more diseases as they get older?

>> No.6518370

>>6512577
It's about demeanour and powerleve just as much as it is about actual age. ZUN draws all his characters the same physical age (barring Remilia): in order to achieve hag status, they have to look mid-twenties in the minds' eyes of the fans.

Also, if there's anyone who shouldn't be in that picture, it's Ran. Letty and Keine may be oldish, but Letty's a nature spirit and Keine's part-human.

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Yes, old touhous are pretty good touhous.

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>> No.6518409

so big tits = old?

fags then why is remilia so flat

also sage

>> No.6518556

>>6518409
Every Touhou is flat.

>> No.6518557

>>6518556
See ZUN's design for Suika and tell me that again.

>> No.6518564
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>>6518409
>Remilia
>Flat

Disregard ZUN scribbling.

Acquire breasts.

>> No.6518571

>>6518564
Before anybody asks, the thing in her hand is an aphrodisiac. So says the artist.

>> No.6518575

>>6512470
Pic unrelated, They're all 17. So young they're practically grapes!

>> No.6518577

>>6518557
Loose clothes.

>> No.6518590

>>6518577
There is one thing loose about touhous, and it's not clothes.

>> No.6518607

>>6512577
Basically if the character is in a mother/daughter relationship (whether fanon or canon) and has the body of a mother then yeah, she's forever 17.

Example:
Kanako is in it because she has a mother/daughter relationship with Sanae. Suwako isn't because even though she has the relationship she doesn't have the body.

Eirin's a bit different since she's more like a matron. Yuugi is different because she's more like an Anego (Female form of Aniki, think older biker gang type lady) than anything else.

Yuuka's daughter is wriggle and Yuyuko comes off as a bored Ojou-sama. Letty is Cirno's mom and Byakuren is an old lady desperately trying to be young. ANd by old lady I mean 17 year old being 17.

>> No.6518630

is yuugi really that old? are we sure this picture's theme isn't just "titty monsters" ?????

>> No.6518647

>>6518630
Titty monsters picture without Komachi? Lol nope.

>> No.6518657
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>>6518630
Yuugi has canon big tits.

Komachi got the large breasts treatment because of her character description. "Tall, imposing death god."

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>>6518657

Komachi is very imposing.

Just one glance and I can't help but be imposed.

>> No.6518663

>>6518657
>Yuugi has canon big tits.

Derp no.

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>>6518663
Derp yes, faggot.

Here is the promotional art. Now shut the fuck up.

>> No.6518697

>>6518686
I don't think that can be considered as canon anon.

>> No.6518700

>>6518686
...not seeing it.

See >>6508719 for the image.

>> No.6518740

>>6512574
Yuugi has deliciously defined abs of hotness.

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>>6518740
Yes she does.

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>>6518686
>>6518697

>ZUN
>canon

OH YOU GUISE

>> No.6518873

>>6518746
That is the hottest picture I have ever seen of Yuugi.

>> No.6518914

I like my women like I like my wine. 7 years old and contained in a box in the basement.

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>> No.6522362

That's nice bro, but yukari is a loli.

>> No.6522364

I know this isn't the point of the thread but the whole "aging wine is always better" thing is a myth. In fact the vast majority of wines (including red) is best to drink as soon as possible. Only a handful will improve with age, and even those that aren't necessarily able to age forever without a drop in taste quality.

>> No.6522377

WHY NO ONE EVER TALK ABOUT YUYUKO?
;_;
Yuyuko lovers report in! Yuyuko + Youmu combo is the best Touhou combo.

>> No.6522402

>>6522377
Everyone loves her already, it would be redundant.

>> No.6522411
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The SWR portraits and that SA promo are considered canon portrayals because the images were ZUN-approved.

And qualifying as a hag has a lot to do with the generally agreed upon fanon appearance of a character as well as their age relative to other Touhous. Sanae is usually drawn fairly tall and buxom, but she isn't considered a hag because she's a teenage girl; on the other hand, Suika is referred to as an old-timer in one of her titles, yet she's never considered one because she looks like a loli.

>> No.6522419

>>6522411
Fuck I love oni's too.

>>6522402
Oh well, I guess.
On a side note, were there ever any /jp/ vote pool for most popular Touhou? Or 2ch?

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I wonder if the arm over her chest in her SA portrait is because ZUN never had to draw tits on a Touhou before and found out he was really bad at it.

>> No.6522518

But the question is, who drinks the most?

Suika or Yuugi?

>> No.6522531
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I'd guess Suika on account of the bottomless gourd, but who knows.

>> No.6522552

>>6522531
Everytime I think of Suika, I just hear in my head
''Sake sake sake sakeee'' just like in the Touhou Doujin Anime - A Summer Day's Dream.

;_; they never made any other episode, shit was so cash.

>> No.6522559
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Picture 100% related.

>> No.6522562

>>6522518

In Bohemian Archive, Suika mentioned that she was last sober centuries ago. So apparently she's been drunk for centuries on end.

Yuugi could also have been drunk for a long time, but, she's probably sobered up at some point from not having an endless gourd. As of current, it appears that no one even comes close to drinking as much as Suika does; the only way she could feasibly be beaten at drunkenness would be via introducing another Oni with a bottomless gourd .

>> No.6522566

>>6522562
Thanks anon, answer my question perfectly.

Short long answer, Suika is the boss.

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Her gourd seems like something any oni would love to have, which makes me wonder if it's hers because the other oni respect her ownership of it or because none of the other oni are able to take it from her.

She might be the strongest member of one of the strongest species in the series.

>> No.6522605

>>6522581
>one of the strongest species in the series.
You would be surprised, but this is implied in iamp since nobody could defeat her and she only surrender to reimu.

>> No.6522621

>>6522605
That, I didn't know.
Suddently Suika bumps next to patchouli as favorites.

>> No.6522626

>>6522581
>>6522605
It's also implied when her Touhou profile and supplementary material call her one of the four greatest oni

>> No.6522655

>>6522581
She's in the top four, but we haven't seen what the other 3 are capable of.

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I know she's one of the four Deva, I'm just wondering if we can read into her possession of an item that any oni would be very interested in having as an indication of her power relative to other oni.

>> No.6522734

>>6522655
Yuugi.

>> No.6522739

>>6522719
The other devas could have some even more oni-rrific items.

Maybe we haven't seen them because ZUN wants them to be stronger than Suika, but cant think of a better oni item.

>>6522734
We haven't seen her fight with much of her potential as we have with Suika.

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>>6522739

Suika being the only oni above ground is also suspicious. Is she unafraid of being tricked and killed, are the other oni incapable of making her behave or did she simply get lost while stumbling around drunkenly?

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I like you Destroyer, you have excellent taste in your Waifus.

>> No.6522779

I like my touhou like I like my cake.

Sweet, moist and always delicious.

>> No.6522801

I agree OP, too bad there is no grannies.

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>>6522801

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>>6522816

Her face is covered with boundaries!

>> No.6522840

>>6512486
Is she missing an arm?

>> No.6522845

Old touhous, so good.

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Whoops, can't talk about oni without posting this.

>> No.6522857
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So good

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one more image because it's fucking cute

>> No.6522926

>>6522856
>>6522861

Likely gonna get run out of town for this but, source?

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>>6522926

That's all there is.

>> No.6522956

>>6522941
artist then?

>> No.6522965

>>6522941
Well that's a disappointment, but thanks.

>> No.6522968

>>6522956
I suck cocks, I found it.

>> No.6523042

I damand more Eirin!

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Oh, might as well post this while I'm here.

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>>6523055

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>>6523057
captcha is being douchetastic

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Hello, weaboos...had any pussy recently? of course not.... gehehehehehehh!

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