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6510381 No.6510381 [Reply] [Original]

What is the shittiest VN you ever played?
No Umineko and Higurashi, please.

>> No.6510385

That one by key before they actually formed key. It was called something like moon, or one. Or one moon.

>> No.6510388

Life.

>> No.6510389

>>6510385
-1000/10

>> No.6510393

Ever 17.

Sucks to infinity.

>> No.6510394

Saya no uta & uminekos.

>> No.6510400

>>6510389

I did not enjoy it at all. To me, it is the worst VN. Perhaps someday I will find something that surpasses it in that regard, but until then, this is my choice. You are, of course, free to disagree, but you cannot simply dismiss my opinion.

>> No.6510411
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>>6510400

>> No.6510417

Clannad. I just found it incredibly boring. I got the housekeeper ladies route and there wasn't even any sexings.

Umineko is my favourite VN.

>> No.6510418

Cross Channel was pretty fucking horrible.

>> No.6510420

>>6510411
An unreachable utopia

>> No.6510424

>>6510411

Pretty sure there's a version of this where they have a hatefuck to bring things to a close.

>> No.6510428

Anything made by Trabulance. They are an exercise at patience, bad music, horrible humor and boring characters.

>> No.6510435

>>6510417
Key just doesn't have sex in their stuff. You could have known it.

>> No.6510434

Critical Point

>> No.6510440

If I can't pick Umineko then probably F/S Night

>> No.6510698
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6510698

Umineko was good. Prove me wrong.

>> No.6510701

Osadai's the most disappointing eroge I've ever played. All the jokes are untasteful and try way too hard, and that's the only thing the game has to offer for like 20 hours. Loads and loads of bad slap stick humor and parodies with "intentional shittiness".

I've played worse titles, but I was actually expecting something good out of Osadai, so it left a terribly shitty aftertaste.

>> No.6510702

Renpy lottery

I've played alot of shit.

>> No.6510706

>>6510435
>Key just doesn't have sex in their stuff
lolno
>>6510381
The DVD version of Ishika to Honori. It's basically a loli nukige, with ero removed.
Yeah.
Bonus mention for the worst translation goes to Taimanin Asagi - I've seen better machine translations than this.

>> No.6510708

>>6510698
>Umineko was good.
Prove it.

>> No.6510712

>>6510708
Music, Character Development and Gore.

That's why it's good.

>> No.6510714

that one where your stuck underwater

>> No.6510735

>>6510712
>Music
Hell no, it's not good as Beethoven.

>Character Development

You must be kidding me. Endless repeats and Batora from Phoenix Wright.

>and Gore.

Since when gore = good?

>> No.6510744

I don't think I've ever played a "shitty" VN. Maybe it's because only the good ones are translated. But if I had to choose, maybe some random OELVN?

>> No.6510750

>>6510712
If you didn't notice yet, that:
>>6510735
>Hell no, it's not good as Beethoven.
should make it clear you're replying to a troll.
Please stop.
Even if Umineko really is bad.

>> No.6510761

Youjuu Senki A.D. 2048

>> No.6510765

I can´t play VNs.

Too many fucking choices.

I´m a fucking slob.

VNs depress the fuck out of me.

>> No.6510773

>>6510750
Why don't you like Beethoven? You got shitty education and now you cannot into classical music?

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>>6510735
Pfffffffffffffft! You stupid.Fuck you.

>> No.6510804

>>6510773
>Beethoven
Mainstream shit.
>cannot into
>>>/b/

>> No.6510810
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>>6510744
>Maybe it's because only the good ones are translated.
っｗｗｗｗ

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>>6510793

>> No.6510818

>>6510744
>Maybe it's because only the good ones are translated.
LOOLOL

>> No.6510820

>>6510810
>>6510818
You're misunderstanding him

>> No.6510826

Can't decide between Clannad and Princess Waltz

Clannad actually has endings for the people who's route you can pursue but the numbers of the ones you actually WANT to pursue are very small because a LOT of them seem so boring.

Princess Waltz has a lot of interesting characters but none of them really have routes. They have sex scenes,sure,but not full blown routes.

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>>6510810
"tsuwwww"

>> No.6510832

I... can't really think of a VN I didn't like, but I guess my enjoyment level is very, very, very low.
I guess I didn't particularly like that fairies mahjong game english version. Mainly because they removed the mahjong and only left a very simple story about a guy who always wins at mahjong with fairies and has no choices.
Oh, if it counts, I didn't really like Hotel Dusk.

>> No.6510833

>>6510820
No I didn't. It would've made more sense had he said "maybe because the translated ones are good", which is wrong as well. I believe I need not remind you how many good VNs are untranslated..

>> No.6510845

>>6510833
Actually, I think the right way to put it is:
because no one wants to translate shitty VNs, there's not point.

Anyway, it's pretty obvious that translation acts as a filter to the massive amount of content Japan spews out every year.

>> No.6510891

You obviously didn't play that many VNs if you seriously think no bad ones get translated.
Just take a look at 90% percent of the commercial releases.

>> No.6510893
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6510893

Shinseiki Evangelion Koutetsu no Girlfriend
or maybe
Do You Like Horny Bunnies? 2
or
Youjuu Senki A.D. 2048.

The Answer, Mirai no Kimi to, Subete no Uta ni and Cosplay Alien were also unbearable.
Compared to them, umineko is goodish and I liked higurashi (I've only read question arcs though)

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>>6510820
Plenty of shitty games get translated too, and by that I mean actual VN not counting the terrible nukige commercial releases. It's not all quality, and even the good ones aren't the best VN in existence. It's more of a case of games that aren't popular don't get translated.

>> No.6511005

>>6510845
Of course, but to say that only good games are translated is just absurd and naive. Also, OPINIONS. Lots of shitty games have gotten a translation in my opinion.

>> No.6511016

People who say only good games get translated have either not played that many VNs or don't know any Japanese to play it without translations. It's quite clear 90% of the games translated are outright shitty. Take a look at JLIST or weekly translation thread

>> No.6511037

I like how there's never anything between SHITTY and MASTERPIECE

>> No.6511142

>>6510418
This. I forced myself to finish it, and now I haven't been able to bring myself to read a VN since.

>> No.6511156

If the fanmade ones don't count, then Ever 17, not even intending to troll

>> No.6511161

Is Cross Channel really that bad? Why do people hate it?

>> No.6511170

>>6511161
It's depressing and discouraging.
Like with School Days, hating it is a part of the deal.

>> No.6511176

>>6511161
Because they are retards maybe.
Cross Channel is amazing.

>> No.6511186

If by shittiest you mean shitteast of shit then maybe Youjuu Senki A.D. 2048 or lightning warrior raidy or some other shitty nukige translated by jast.

Or if you mean shittiest plot focused one, then probably tsukihime.

>> No.6511192

>>6511161
"People" don't hate Cross Channel, just one or two idiots who also think Umineko is the best thing ever or something.

>> No.6511197

>>6510810
>>6510818
Ok, fine. Looking back that sounded pretty retarded.

Lemme say that again. I don't think I've ever played a shitty VN because most of the translated ones are good enough for people to bother with them, at least the ones that aren't JAST nukige.

>> No.6511206

>>6511192
But Umineko IS the best thing ever!

>> No.6511214

Fading Hearts Parallel.

At least it was short! I guess reading through something long that's not quite as bad would make the long one worse, but this really is shit.

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>>6511214
Fuck. Captcha ate my image.

>> No.6511224

Other than sexromps, OELVNs and DVD formats I'd say that Ai yori Aoshi game. It managed to avoid any intelligent dialogue while having a pointless and stupid story.I love the characters, but damn.

And I liked One.

>> No.6511225
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>>6511192
I just don't like it because she isn't a heroine and she should be.

>> No.6511237

>>6511225
well, you can't say Taichi didn't try.

>> No.6511252

Tsuki-Possession

So many crap endings.

>> No.6511273

>>6511237
;_;

>> No.6511275

Eien no Aselia

WALKING: THE VN

>> No.6511278
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>>6511237
Taichi is the only VN main character who is a complete psycho, but I can completely relate to.

Given that he's almost inhuman, it's a bit unsettling.

>> No.6511295

sengoku rance

>> No.6511297

People hate Umineko because it is popular.

Higurashi >>>>>>>>> Umineko

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>>6511278
I agree. Taichi was the best thing in Cross Channel, and I'm not talking about his humor.

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6511342

Kana ~Imouto~

;_;

>> No.6511353

Pretty Soldier Wars and http://vndb.org/v3833 were the worst VN/eroge I played. I played many bad games but those two are unrivaled.

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>>6511325
His humor, and his meta-humor in particular, are still pretty great. However, his character in general is possibly one of the better developed ever. There's also the fact that he's always the protagonist of the story. It's never really about the other characters, it's always about Taichi.

>> No.6511659
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6511659

babys first VN

>> No.6511681

>>6511659
>What is the shittiest VN?
>Yume_Miru_Kusuri.jpg
Fun fact: some people actually believe this.
Also, the CC circlejerk is fucking pathetic, cut that shit out.

>> No.6511689

True Remembrance

>> No.6511699
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6511699

umineko no naku koro no

>> No.6511716

>>6511681
i never said i hated it i fucking loves it. best VN by far

>> No.6511718

Himawari by Blank Note.

>> No.6511754

Worst?
Kana Imouto was stupid and boring, and Chaos;Head is pretty bad, too, despite how hard Nitro+ tried to make it shiny and cool.

Now, on the other side of things... Cross Channel is definitely one of the greatest things I've ever read (and I don't just mean "greatest weeaboo thing"), Higurashi is mediocre but not terrible, Umineko is redacted, Ever17 isn't a masterpiece, but it's still a hell of a ride, and finally:
Planetarian = Clannad > LB > Kanon > Air >> One >> Moon

>> No.6511786

Those that said that Umineko is shit have only readed part of Episode 1.........

>> No.6511789

>>6511786
>readed
Level of the Umineko fandom right here

>> No.6511792

>>6511718
I fucking hate you.

>> No.6511794

>>6511789
leave him alone dont feed the trolls....

>> No.6511798

Planetarian was probably the worst VN I've played. A friend recommended it to me and said I'd cry buckets, but what I really wanted to do was vomit buckets. The entire story was just another example of how lonely Japanese otaku and weeaboos like to fawn over weak little girls because they can't get any in real life.

I thought I'd be reading a cool story when I heard about the whole post-apocalypse setting, but it turned out to be just another moefest. I ended up holding down Ctrl through most of the astronomy bullshit, but stopped for better scenes like the fight between the Junker and the Metal Gear-type thing. The bitch died at the end, so hopefully they'll write a better sequel in the future about the Junker fighting more robots.

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