/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

Alright /jp/, I think it's story time.

Especially stories involving little girls, man-slaves, and french-toast fellatio.

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>>6492508
I awoke to Remilia’s sharp nails in my back, as she stretched after the night’s rest. I survived the night, meaning I’ll probably survive the next. She closed in after her long stretch and nipped my neck, opening the wound from the previous nights. A trickle of blood slipped on to her fangs and in to her mouth. She drank out a sizable amount, but not enough to make me worry. She pulled out her fangs, licked off the leaking blood, and kissed me on the lips, my own blood fresh on her lips. The taste was peculiar, but not in any way tasteful or anything I would drink on my own. She rose up off the mattress, stretched her back, and called for Sakuya. She appeared before us instantaneously, bearing a tray of breakfast and opening the curtains to a dawning morning. For a vampire, she did not react to the sunlight as I had expected, I only presumed it was like water to her and weakened her. Sakuya opened the silver dome over the plate to reveal a well-cooked french toast, coated in maple syrup with some of the finest silverware I’d seen in my life. Before even touching the french toast, Remilia tore open my shirt and placed my hand on her shirt. It was obvious, she wanted to fuck.

[Manfred !!UiOrmYiMsJQ No.]

Let's hear it, liebchen.

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>>6492513
“Open wide, concubine.” She took a slice of the French toast soaked in syrup, and rose it to my mouth in the sloppiest of fashions. Syrup dripped on my chest and on my chin as I popped off the last button of her shirt. She bent down and licked the syrup off my chest leading to my chin, ending with a tongue thrust in to my mouth. I followed through and began to push back against her as I gripped the fork. I repeated her motion, dripping syrup on her flat chest and stomach, ending with her mouth. I dipped my tongue in to her naval, and went straight up through the bare crevice of her abdomen, ending with her mouth. It wasn’t so much eating as much as it was sensual licking off syrup. The next piece came to my mouth, more syrup this time, ending with the same lick up my body and at my mouth. I picked up the next piece when she grabbed my dick, fork in hand with a piece still attached to it. I dropped it and the piece landed squarely on my shaft. Remilia picked it up with her fang, ate it, and began licking off the syrup. I was at full erection at this point when she pushed me over and tossed 2 pieces of french toast of my dick. She took the fork and jabbed at the pieces, poking in to my balls. She fed them to me after moving them around my pubic area

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>>6492515
“Taste the filth that I’m about to taste” She said as sensually as she could. She dove down on me and flipped herself. Her crotch was stained with syrup left from my chest, which only added to the sweet taste she presented. She used the fork to prod my balls as she dove on my shaft, and I dug in to her pert ass. She sat up, nearly suffocating me as she sat down on me burying me in her vampiric puss. “Eat up, this is your real breakfast” The only things that escaped me were muffled moans. As I dove in, her thighs wrapped around my neck, however, her firmly planted ass was already preventing breath. At my deepest tongue thrust, I tasted something resembling fruit as her grip became tighter and released. My dick was still covered in syrup, my pubic hair crusting. My thoughts turned to the bath which we shared last night, which in retrospect was unneeded.
“Well, I’m full, I’ll have Sakuya clean you up.” At the word Sakuya had once more reappeared with an item. It wasn’t a cloth or shammy, but a Tenga™ brand artifical vagina covered in warm water. Remilia stepped off the bed, now stained with syrup and her juices, and began to redress in normal attire. Sakuya placed the Tenga around my shaft and began to ‘clean’ it off. The feeling was different, but not unlike a vagina. After having to literally eat my way out of a headlock of pussy, I was susceptible to any sexual contact. Sakuya’s firm grip continued on my member, fastening and quickening. Right before Climax, Remilia gripped the head of my penis with her mouth and allowed me to finish. She swallowed, and had Sakuya take off the Tenga. I winced as it left my head, as Remilia threw me some new pants.

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>>6492519
“Theres always room for dessert, now get dressed, we have things to do” She commanded. I was left clueless to the ambiguity of her statement, however, I put on the pants on the edge of the bed, and stood up. Remilia latched a collar around my neck, the front tag reading “Head Concubine” the reality being I was the ONLY concubine. She took me by the hand and led me out of her room in to a vast hall. We proceeded down a staircase down in to the library. The familiar room reminded me of the escapade I had with Patchouli and Koakuma, my anus clenching accordingly. Patchouli was sitting in a chair reading a large book entitled “Witch Rape and 100 Other Revenge Strategies” when she noticed us. In her monotonous voice, she spoke “Oh, you’ve seem to healed well. Are we going Remilia?”

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>>6492524
“Yes, we still need some items, and considering you’ve read enough man on man porn to know what you would find erotic, you’re a major decider in what we’re buying” She said without shame. Although it wasn’t what I was expecting my job to be today, it was definitely related to it. We walked back up the large staircase to the entrance and handed me an Umbrella. I opened it and stepped outside with her, in to the morning air and the vast mansion garden. We walked the same brick walkway where I was raped by the Chinese Woman, ending at a large metal gate. It creaked open with said Chinese woman at the other side.

"Lover!” She ran towards me, Remilia extended her fist in a punching animation, which Meiling ran uterus first in to.

“Don’t touch my bitch, if you ask nicely, I’ll let you use him” Meiling writhing on the ground from the punch to the junk, we kept walking.

“If Marisa comes by, lock her in the basement with Flandre. She owes me a very important book” Patchouli said whilst walking.

The walk was sizable to the village, which in retrospect would have been quite difficult to make after my encounter with Meiling if had chosen to run. We approached the market square, more specifically a shop named “Kourindou.” We opened the door to find the shopkeeper had disappeared, and not a soul manning the counter. Sakuya began to walk to the back room as I shut the umbrella, when I heard Sakuya call her Remilia, leaving Patchouli to browse the books. I followed them to find a petite, white haired lady laying naked on a bed.

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>>6492530
“My, looks like someone stole Rinnosuke’s penis” Sakuya told Remilia.

“Check him for poison Sakuya, best to not he’s not been killed” I was confused, what appeared before me was female, however, it was entirely possible this woman had been swapped from a man. Sakuya reached her fingers down between Rinnosuke’s legs, and pulled out freshly laid semen, tasting it.

“He’s clean, just got fucked hard” She announced. Remilia went around the bed and grabbed Rinnosukes face, pinching his cheek.

“Rinnosuke, you with us? His eyes seemed distant.

“Where’s my dick... she stole it” Remilia began shaking him a bet.

“Get a hold of yourself Rinnosuke, who stole your dick?” She asked again. He sat up and grabbed my junk, I just stood there, not knowing what to do. Remilia flung him back away.

“Where’s my dick? On the Witch. Wheres the Witch? With her bitch” He said, Remilia letting go.

“Rinnosuke, are you alive and able to sell us thongs and leashes?” She asked to a nearly unconscious Rinnosuke.

“Ain’t go no dick, ain’t go no style...” Remilia covered his mouth to hear only muffles.

“Sakuya, we’re going to find Marisa, and fornicate her rapidly.” Patchouli rose up from the other room.

“There are other witches you know, Patchouli, we’d just go and rape some innocent person” She protested.

“Innocent?” She dipped her fingers in to Rinnosuke and pulled out a taste. She took a taste of the mixed juices, now losing viscosity “The cum tastes like mushrooms, I know only one person who eats mushrooms constantly”

“But where is she? Whose her ‘bitch’?” She once again protested

“Since we didn’t see her on our way to the Mansion, I’d presume Alice Margatroid.”

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

And this chapter is done, posting my Chapter 3 of Genderswapped Rinnosuke and Marisa in a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>which Meiling ran uterus first in to.
How does this even happen.

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>>6492544
Remilia is much shorter than her, very opportune position, basically getting punched in the dick.

[Anonymous No.]

There are no words to describe how I am feeling right now.

[Anonymous No.]

I now have an erection but I can't say I loved the story, no matter how much I love the SDM.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6492566
Did you read the 4 chapters before this?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6492568
link

[Anonymous No.]

Joe Everynerd sighed once again as he browsed /jp/. He was an overweight/underweight male of twenty to thirty and had never even laid eyes on a girl- much less touched one. He supposed that the french toast fellatio was a nice twist, but it all felt done before. It all felt DONE. You know Rule #34 of the internet? That if it exists there is porn of it? Well Joe was this rule's antithesis. If it exists, Joe has seen it. These days, it was nearly impossible to get excited. He'd exhausted his favorite doujinshi and has seen every hentai anime too many times to count. He wanted to cry, to FEEL, but he just couldn't. He couldn't anymore. He knew that if masturbation (His only pleasure in life) was taken away, there was only one thing to do. He reached for his gun, and cocked it.
Joe Everynerd burst through the doors of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, screaming wildly. He held his gun up high and proclaimed to the world "It's loli-raping time!"

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>>6492568
Yeah, I like it and I read it all but I still just don't love it, personal preference.

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>>6492578
Oh, trust me, you haven't read what I'm about to post.

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>>6492579
https://docs.google.com/leaf?id=0B1VZ0PDdb4qzYjdiZTg4NGUtODVlMi00OTRlLWJhYmEtYmY5Y2JmMmI5NGY1&so
rt=name&layout=list&num=50

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Chapter 3

Rinnosuke laid on the bed, still perplexed with the lack of his genital return. Marisa, too, was dumbfounded for the spell’s effects only effecting herself. Rinnosuke was still under the effect of the mushroom elixir, however, not as heavily as he was during coitus. His head was clouded and body writhed in the excess of love and filth when Marisa spoke up.
“Look, I’ll go talk to Patchy, she’ll know how to fix this, you stay here and rest up, and shower too, you smell like my dick, well, your dick” She turned and left the room. Rinnosuke tried to watch her and assure that she didn’t take anything from the store, however, he could not move from the dicking he received and gave up shortly. Marisa walked the store selecting the items she needed, liquor, aphrodisiacs, and the wide assortment of phallic tools Rinnosuke kept around. She grabbed a few bottles and penile-shaped objects, as well as the Kama Sutra tome, stuffing them in her new set of clothes, and unlocked the door. Upon opening the door, she realized she did not have the ability to lock the door, which presented a new conundrum. However, like her previous escapades, she said “Fuck it” and walked out anyways, without a care in the world. At first she considered finding Patchouli, however, the young man she deceived would not be happy with her, especially after the brutal rape by Mei-Ling. She chose the only other wizard who would be able to help; Alice Margatroid.

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>>6492593
Although she had not been on good terms with Alice after the use of one of her dolls to shave her pubic hair, she could not bear going to Patchouli, who would undoubtedly demand for the Kama Sutra tome back. She chose the former, and began her way to Alice’s house to discuss with her, among other things, how to restore Rinnosuke’s dick. The path to her home was rather short, however, the fact that she was carrying booze and dildos made for an unneeded burden. “Rinnsouke owes me one, getting him his dick back.” She mumbled “This is worth at least all the things I stole, excluding his dick.” She cracked open the Kama Sutra tome until she arrived at Alice’s home at the edge of the Forest of Magic. Like the door to Kourindou, she did not care for locks or subtlety, prompting her near-destruction of the doorway.
“Hey-yo Alice! I’m gettin’ hairy, wheres Shanghai?!” She shouted. A shifting came from the workshop
“OH GOD DAMN IT!” A voice shouted “NO, YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM SHANGHAI.” The stairs began to slam, as Marisa hid around the corner. The second she heard the landing drop Marisa took a strong backhand to the stairs, which collided with the face of a young girl. She fell to the foot of the steps unconscious from the smack, as Marisa also turned the corner. She felt remissive that now Alice would be much more pissed once she woke up, so she began tying her up with the strings she used for her dolls, which were durable and numerous. Upon closer inspection, she noticed that Alice was not wearing any undergarments, and had strapped a vibrator to her clitoris. Marisa took out the Kama Sutra tome and began to shift through the pages.

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>>6492578
>>6492578
"What, the guard was sleeping again?"

「 Mysterious Jack」

Shortly thereafter, Joe found himself disembodied at the shores of the Sanzu.

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>>6492594
“Penis, penis...” she repeated, as she flipped through the pages, however, a small doll interrupted her reading.

It was a doll dressed in light-blue with a red ribbon tied around her hair.

“Shanghai!” She gleefully yelled “Get over here!” She scooped up the defenseless doll, and brought her to her face. “I need you to do me a favor, remember what I had you do last time?” The doll nodded, and took out the razor Alice equipped her with. She dropped her dress and allowed Shanghai to nick away at her pubic area. The thin razor took down the bushel of hair she had grown, and left nothing but a well-shaven area. She rubbed her crotch, and stated “Fuck yeah, Shanghai, you always do the best shave, too bad Alice doesn’t use you more often.” Upon saying that, she thought about what she said, and lifted up Alice’s skirt. “Shit! It’s like a jungle down here!” She exclaimed as she rubbed the soft tussels of hair that surronded Alice’s vagina.

“Shanghai, mind doing this one for Alice? She really needs it, I don’t care if she hasn’t fucked since god knows when, theres a point she needs to cut it” Shanghai obliged, whipping at the plentiful hair around her vagina. Her autonomous hair-cutting ability was precise and swift, leaving nothing but a minuscule stubble. Shanghai stopped, finished with Alice’s lawn mowing, and turned back to Marisa. She flipped Alice’s skirt and aired out the large excess of hair that fell from her pubic region, and began to rub her smooth crotch. While rubbing, an idea occurred to her.

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>>6492600
“Hey, Shanghai, think she’ll forgive me if I give her this?” She pulled a phallic object out of her pocket. Shanghai disagreed through head movements. “Oh? How about now” She reached down to the Kama Sutra tome and flipped to the page she was on before Shanghai interrupted her. “Magic typpið koma til lífs, að ríða þessum leggja í” A red glow like before filled the room, and the dildo sprung to life, almost like Shanghai. “Hold this for a second Shanghai” She handed the magic cock off to Shanghai, who could only hold it by gripping on to it with all fours. It began to rub against the Doll’s chest and between the breasts, disregarding her size and material. Marisa bent over Alice, and began to tap her face. A large bruise was left on her cheek from where she hit her, and as such Marisa avoided touching that spot.

“Alice, hey, Alice” She moved slightly “Alice, I found a tasty dick for you” Alice’s eyes sprung open, and gazed around. Marisa grabbed the magic dildo and placed it in her skirt, Shanghai still attached. It began to push open Alice’s disused opening, and penetrate the dry and dull hole. She winced at the dry pressure, and attempted to break her bonds, but to no avail. Marisa gripped the base of the dildo and removed it, allowing Alice to think straight.

“Marisa! You fucking bitch I’ll tear out your ovaries and put them in Shanghai if you ever break in to my house again!” She screamed. Marisa slammed the magic cock back in to her dry pussy as deep as it could, Alice screamed at both the pain and pleasure, and Marisa removed the dildo once more. “God damn it why are you doing this?! You want my fucking books? Take them, fuck it, you punch me in the face and rape me I don’t give a fuck anymore”

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>>6492603
“Well, I did shave you too, Jungle-bitch.” She scowled, preparing the now-vibrating magic dick, which Alice winced towards.

“For what? So you could rape me without hair in the way?” Marisa moved the Magic dick towards her pained orifice. “Please don’t! At least lubricate it if you do that!”

“I’ll shove this back in unless you help me with something” She prepared the mystic phallus for insertion when “I need you to help me find a dick, although, in retrospect you’re the worst person to ask”

“What makes you think I can help you? Can’t you find enough dicks, you fucking slut?”
Marisa chucked the Dildo at Alice’s face, nailing her in the eye.

“Because, I stole it from Rinnosuke, and then promptly lost it, he doesn’t have a dick at the moment”

“You fucking lost it?” Alice said, recovering from the dildo to the eye. “Fine, I’ll help you get the dick, but I get to fuck him once we find it.”

“That reminds me” Marisa brought out her book again “I stole this from Patchouli, it lists quite a sum of sex magic, I thought you’d be interested” Alice’s eyes lit up, the words ‘sex magic’ resonating in her ears. “It’s got this one spell, basically makes your junk a swirling black hole that fucks everything”

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>>6492606
“Like you” Her rude remark caused Marisa to begin reading “That was a jo...”

“hóra hóra svarthol tík. Taktu 500 Tittlingur!” Marisa finished reading, and the room began to glow red once more. Alice wrenched back, her genitals dripping wet and her back arching. She began to pant with heavy breath, writhing around on the floor. She managed to grab the possessed manhood with her mouth and hand it to Marisa, although it had attempted to jump down her throat at the time.

“So, hows it feel?” Marisa grinned, knowing she held the only sort of pleasure for Alice.

“Nnh, fuck, cocks, now, me” Is all she could manage, or a variation involving coitus.

“Well, I’m really tired, so you have fun, I’m going to go pass out for a minute” Marisa stood up and began to walk away, dick in hand. Alice rose to her knees, her feet bound, and hopped after Marisa in attempt to snatch the spellbound shaft from here. She was begging like a dog, in great desperation and in sex-driven pants.

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>>6492611
“Alice, fuck, now, please” She managed again.
“You want the boner? You want it? Go get it!” She threw it down the hall, and Alice hopped after it in heavy breathes and leaps.
“I’m borrowing your couch by the way” as she slumped down on the couch. She had grown tired of a life of constant rape of others, and needed to rest. She heard Alice mount the enchanted pecker in a shout of ecstasy and glee. She began to fall asleep as she heard Alice finish, on the floor to be exact. She scratched at the stubble left by Shanghai’s razor and passed out after her long day of rape.

And done.

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

Get the fuck out.

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

You should write books.

[Anonymous No.]

>ran uterus first into
oh god how high do you have to be to WRITE that

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6492634

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6492645
No.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6492682

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6492685
No Yukkurisa, go after the one writing shitty porn!

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>>6492695
You're gonna hate me tomorrow then.
Fuckin' chapter 6
Also merging the Genderswap Rinnosuke and EroRemi

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>>6492597
Joe smacked his forehead.
"Fucking shit! I didn't even GET any. I'm not going to say that was my worst idea, but it kinda... that sucked." Said Joe, recalling that one time he went to an anime convention cosplaying as Pedobear, handing out candy.
Joe looked around- confused.
"What the fuck is THIS PLACE? This had better not be that Buddhist river thing, because fuck that river. I'm CATHOLIC. I go to CHURCH. How the Hell am I supposed to tell father Marc that I saw THIS place? A second time?"
The first time, of course, was when he foolishly tried drugs in high school. He was never doing THAT again, because in addition to the Sanzu River he also saw his little sister and mother naked and hungry for SCHNITZEL. What the Hell did THAT mean?
He slumped over to a nearby bridge and began walking.
"Uh-uh. No way, fucker. This bridge is for COOL PEOPLE. You have to wade through the SHIT." Proclaimed some stupid-ass demon with a self-satisfied smirk.
Joe had enough of this shit. He walked calmly down to the river bank and saw... Komachi? What? There was never any good porn of her. Anyways, he sat in the boat. The maggot-infested stagnant water assaulted his nose.
"You call THAT bad?" He thought "I've smelled worse when mom makes me clean out the fridge."
He looked dejectedly up at Komachi and threw his wallet to the boat floor.
"Look, I don't have any YENS OK? I've got eight bucks in America money. How far will that get me?"
"What? That's all?" Replied the Shinigami.
"Yeah. And a condom that I never did or will use. May as well take that shit too."
He had expected maybe a sympathetic sex scene, but the bitch just pocketed his entire wallet and ran her mouth all the way across the river.
"I hate being me."

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6492705
I kinda hate you now.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>6492758
Well, we made progress then.

I know I've said this before, we this'll end with Chapter 8.

>>6492640
I may, but it definitely won't be porn involving little girls and limb ripping and syrup blowjobs and god knows what else I put in these.

[ロリあき No.]

>>6492752
>foolishly tried drugs
You and must have words.

[ロリあき No.]

>>6492752
>foolishly tried drugs
You and I must have words.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

Alright, last bump before I sleep, I expect people to post their stories instead of whoring it up and such, porn really loses it's edge if you're the one who wrote it. No surprise and the humor loses it's edge.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

Alright, last bump before I sleep, I expect people to post their stories instead of me whoring it up and such, porn really loses it's edge if you're the one who wrote it. No surprise and the humor loses it's edge.

Also, because I'm curious to see what you've wrote /jp/

[Anonymous of Canada !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>>6492869
Haven't written in ages, but I'll give it a shot.

[Anonymous No.]

Christmas is my least favorite holiday of the year. I absolutely hate it. This Christmas would be like every other Christmas in my life. Or so I though.

Christmas morning I wake to the feeling of an octopus tentacle in my pants. Of course this is normal though, this is how I sleep. But what was not normal this Christmas morning was the little girl sleeping next to me. Why was there a little girl sleeping next to me? Why the fuck is she in my house? Why the fuck is she in my bed? Quietly, I unzip her pants and rape her.

The end.

[The Destroyer of Elah !!EzZ4ge15Iuj No.]

>>6492881
A few years ago, Alice was drunk. So was Marisa. They fucked. It was hot.

The end.

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>>6492881
Just how high do you have to be to write something so retarded?

It had an okay start, 2 out of 10 because of the tanacle you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.]

I'd write a story, but I can't decide on a theme. Who wants to give me some ideas? I'll probably spend the better half of the rest of the night writing it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6492893
Futa girl and straight guy fall in love with each other.

But this is no ordinary guy, he is a true NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6492893
Write about the immutability of fate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6492903
So the futa girl is 2D?

How do they express their love to each other, then?

[Anonymous of Canada !pkzejWGkfw No.]

>>6492871
Forget it, I can't write for shit now.
For fucksake, it's a complete blank. All I have is a half formed idea of one of the Lost Cosmonauts discovering part of the Lunarian civilization before drifting into the void.
If someone wants to do something with it, go ahead. It's not like I'll be able to make it justice as I am now.

[Anonymous No.]

>french-toast fellatio
What is that, some Captcha humor?

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>>6494272
Well, I was eating french-toast.

and I thought to myself "How could I make this erotic"

This is the result.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD

Because it's not deleted. What a sad day this is.