I'm getting fatter, /jp/. I envy you people with high metabolism. Don't ever get down about being "too skinny".

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Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:44:19 2010 No.6491525 [Reply] [Original]

I'm getting fatter, /jp/.

I envy you people with high metabolism. Don't ever get down about being "too skinny".

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:45:19 2010 No.6491532 File: 92 KB, 438x473, autism01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Quit having more than one meal a day, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:47:19 2010 No.6491538 File: 105 KB, 454x355, Fatchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You could always move to some 3rd world country, where being fat is a status symbol.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:47:19 2010 No.6491542

>>6491525
You have no idea what my youth was like. Kids throwing rocks at me at recess, people pushing me down in the lunch line, always being called the stick or twiggy, being made fun of constantly and what could I do about it? I was half the size of everyone else in school. High school was better only because my twin brother was popular so nobody dared touch me but not by much. They still tried picking on me, just in ways that didn't leave scars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:47:19 2010 No.6491545 Having a high metabolism isn't always good. I'm always hungry for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:47:19 2010 No.6491547 >>6491525 Bigger guys are always more attractive than scrawny-skinny people, I think so, OP. Just don't get too fat OP, your waifu will never love you

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:47:19 2010 No.6491548

As I get older, my metabolism is finally slowing. All it's doing is give me a bit of pot belly.

Not that being skinny was all great. Sure, being slim feels nice when I wear something nice like a good sweater. Problem is I'm too self conscious about my arms. They're like twigs, my wrists so thin and sickly that I always try to wear long sleeves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:49:19 2010 No.6491556 >>6491525 I'm skinny as hell, but only because I only stuff myself occasionally. And yeah, I got bullied a lot too. Ain't fun.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:51:19 2010 No.6491562 >>6491542 Posts like this make me really happy that the worst thing to happen to me was have my lunchbox tossed around for the entire lunch period one time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:52:19 2010 No.6491564 Just don't eat. That's what I do. Or hell put on weight. It can still look good. No matter how much weight you gain you won't get ultra grotesquely overweight unless you eat a bunch of ice cream and junkfood shit nonstop

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 21:52:19 2010 No.6491565 File: 43 KB, 174x157, 1273613259858.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491525 Me too anon, i think we just have to do some exercise, i only eat once a day, i'm not fat because i eat too much.

Necrobrotent Mon Nov 22 21:54:19 2010 No.6491575

I am the adipose of my fat
Crisco my body, Molasses my blood
I have eaten over a thousand cakes
unknown to low calorie food
nor to dieting
Have withstood congestive heart failure to eat many foods
Yet these stubby sausage fingers will never hold anything
So as I eat, Unlimited Fat works

But seriously I love being fat. I weigh around 240 and I can literally push whoever the hell I want to around, but I'm healthyfat in that I exercise and stuff I just love food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:01:19 2010 No.6491603 148kg here Count your blessings, atleast you aren't a landwhale like myself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:02:19 2010 No.6491614 I never eat breakfast and sometimes forget to eat so my metabolism stinks.

>>	Necrobrotent Mon Nov 22 22:06:19 2010 No.6491634 >>6491603 I can see why you use kilograms instead of pounds. ouch, thats like mid range health risk man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:11:19 2010 No.6491646 100Kg and 1,63m here. People that say "I can't gain weight no matter how!" makes me sad ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:11:19 2010 No.6491648 >>6491525 Lazy responsibily dodging slob. Junk food eating pig. Eat whole sprouted wheat and salads, drink green tea with Stevia, and stop consuming HFCS, vegetable oil, and trans fats. You did this to yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:12:19 2010 No.6491656 Eat less or exercise more. Preferably the latter or both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:14:19 2010 No.6491660 >>6491656 I think you meant preferably both.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:15:19 2010 No.6491669 File: 92 KB, 596x691, pancakes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491547 If she hates fat people, why is she constantly making all those pancakes?Maybe it's because I don't have much art of her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:15:19 2010 No.6491670 I'm fat, /jp/. I envy you people who don't devour everything within a 50 metre radius. Don't ever get down about "hardly ever eating"

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:18:19 2010 No.6491684

change nothing about your behavior or diet other than drinking only water. that alone will pretty much do the trick if you were like me and drink sweet tea/soda/beer etc.
If you care that much more, switch to only water and ride a bike around a few hours at night when no one else is around. Its actually really peaceful, but boring as hell if you don't have an mp3 player.
I think this only worked for me because I love music so much. Take away the music and I'd never be active. You'd be amazed how much better you feel if you are somewhat in shape, even if you already gave up on social interaction long ago. Still feels nice for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:19:19 2010 No.6491685 I'm fat but I don't know how fat. I don't own any scales.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:19:19 2010 No.6491688 I'm skinny because I don't eat, sometimes for a day or even two. I'd just rather continue playing my game or reading my VN or whatever than eat. Also when I do eat, it's usually rice or ramen, as I'm poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:19:19 2010 No.6491689 File: 353 KB, 950x950, 128750715553.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6491669 She must be a tsundere fat fetishist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:19:19 2010 No.6491690 >>6491684 But I'm fat and that's pretty much all I drink, with the exception of meals, where I drink skim milk. Seriously, skim milk.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:21:19 2010 No.6491694 >>6491542 Are you me? ;__;

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:22:19 2010 No.6491698

I'm fat and my parents keep getting sneaky with me. At first I used to drink soda all the time. Then they started getting one bottle of soda and one bottle of diet. Then they switched entirely to diet. Now they're doing the same thing with instant noodles. I didn't even know there were diet instant noodles. They also have a strategy of just not feeding me, usually it's one "meal" a day or no meal. Today my meal was a couple of pieces of thin meat. I never talk to them so they know they can just pull shit like getting diet stuff I won't touch and pretend they didn't know the difference/didn't know I didn't like what they were buying. The one time I did talk to them, they changed what they bought only one time and then went back to normal.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:22:19 2010 No.6491699
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>>6491525
I hate myself for my body too. I wish I had a way to only eat like crazy on weekends and nothing Monday- Thursday right now. You're not alone. That would save me a lot of money too. Since all I eat during the week already is to just make my mother shut up and it makes me pissed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:23:19 2010 No.6491704 >>6491648 Other people don't need to eat salads and sprouted whole wheat to stay thin. And what's wrong with HFCS again?

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:23:19 2010 No.6491706

>>6491698
They also seem to have a strategy of finding out foods I won't touch at all, they buy as much of that as possible. Unfortunately for them, every time there's no food because of their strategies my standards drop and I eventually dig into their reserves of supposed inedible. They use this as incentive to buy more.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:26:19 2010 No.6491721

I was originally 104kg, but over the last 3 months I'm now down to currently 86.5kg.

It's not really so much about eating less as much as it's about being really selective about what you're eating.
Just cut down the amount of white flour/carbohydrate you eat as much as you can, it's not hard.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:28:19 2010 No.6491730

>>6491704
HFCS is "bad" because its simple carbs. Complex carbs are best. But all that really matters is eating less calories than your body consumes. If eating salads and shit that's low in calories helps you maintain a diet then go for it... or just don't bother. Your waifu will love you regardless

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:30:19 2010 No.6491737 >>6491730 There are simple carbs everywhere; why is HFCS singled out as some kind of poison?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:30:19 2010 No.6491738 Bleh, I'm getting way too thin. I'm already woman weight and still losing weight even though I eat more every day. I always feel hungry. Not even eating food filled with fat and doing nothing all day helps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:30:19 2010 No.6491739 >>6491721 That's quite a lot, did you exercise whilst?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:32:19 2010 No.6491749 >>6491525 >Don't ever get down about being "too skinny". I'm 19 and I weight 110lb... Nobody will ever like me.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:34:19 2010 No.6491758

>>6491739
No, I'm lazy as fuck. Goto class during the day, go home and play vidya and watch animu all night.

Just try to do stuff like substitute juice for soft drinks, whole wheat instead of white, avoid fast food restaurants like a plague, and the weight will just start to slowly tick down.
Hell, I still chow down an entire large supreme lover pizza every friday, but it doesn't hurt my weight much as long as I maintain a regular diet during the week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:35:19 2010 No.6491769 you can increase your rate of metabolism like crazy by manning the fuck up. talk with a loud voice, listen to manly music, use lots of strength in hand shakes, ect. just be more intensive in general

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:35:19 2010 No.6491771 >>6491749 Maybe, but I don't think that has anything to do with how skinny you are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:36:19 2010 No.6491778 >>6491758 >substitute juice for soft drinks >he thinks fruits aren't full of sugar

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:37:19 2010 No.6491780 >>6491769 Huh? I'm about as unmanly as you can get and I still have high metabolism. I eat whatever the fuck I want and I'm still dangerously underweight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:38:19 2010 No.6491785 >>6491778 He's also replacing them with soft drinks for some strange unknown reason.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:39:19 2010 No.6491790 >>6491778 They are. But still hell alot better than drinking coke. Oh, and drink lots of water.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:39:19 2010 No.6491795 /jp/ made me fat. I don't exercise as much since I'm on 4chan all day. Weirdest thing is I've gotten much fatter since I stopped eating as much fast food and soda. Eating "right" is a lie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:40:19 2010 No.6491797 >>6491790 Better to just drink water instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:40:19 2010 No.6491799 Eat more and do some pushups, you skinny fucks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:40:19 2010 No.6491804 >>6491771 Yes, because my body looks absolutely disgusting, especially compared to my big head...

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:43:19 2010 No.6491814 >>6491797 I can't vouch for that. Water is like the secret ingredient to losing weight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:44:19 2010 No.6491826 >>6491525 Who is the artist? Any more from him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:46:19 2010 No.6491836 >>6491826 fatalpulse

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:48:19 2010 No.6491852 Juice better than drinking coke? Enjoy your diabetes. Don't drink either. Fruit juice is a junk food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:50:19 2010 No.6491858 >>6491852 A delicious junk food. Way better than coke.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:51:19 2010 No.6491862 >>6491804 Just wear clothes that hide your body. It should be easy if you are so skinny.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:51:19 2010 No.6491865 >>6491749 I like you... Let's trade bodies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:51:19 2010 No.6491867 >>6491852 It's not like people will ONLY drink juice all day you know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:52:19 2010 No.6491870 >>6491852 Are you drinking actual juice or stuff made from concentrate with sugar added?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:52:19 2010 No.6491871 >>6491852 I wasn't saying you should drink it all the time, but it's great for weening off the soft drinks if you're addicted to them like I was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:52:19 2010 No.6491873 >>6491862 Even then, it's noticeable on my face. And what about sex?

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:52:19 2010 No.6491875

yup... water really is the trick.

>>6491737

HFCS gets singled out because its extremely cheap as the government subsidizes corn, so its in fucking EVERYTHING. Also healthfood fags would have you believe its worse than other simple carbs somehow, like in fruit, because its artificial or whatever. Just bullshit to make people spend more money to remain fat. Most people to this day still think that eating fat-free foods high in carbs will make them skinny.

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Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:53:19 2010 No.6491879

117 lbs (53 kg), 5'8" (~172 cm). 21 years old.

I've had Thai omelette and rice for breakfast almost every day since I was around 7 or 8. Lunch and dinner usually consists of random junk food along with a daily glass of Pepsi. As for fitness, I get off my skinny ass every other week to haul around 30 lb sacks of grain while dodging angry badgers and rattlesnakes. I shit you not.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:54:19 2010 No.6491886 Drinking just a glass of orange juice a day has been linked with diabetes. Enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:54:19 2010 No.6491890 >>6491879 >As for fitness, I get off my skinny ass every other week to haul around 30 lb sacks of grain while dodging angry badgers and rattlesnakes. Awesome. Around where I live, manual labour just sounds boring.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:54:19 2010 No.6491891 I want to lose weight, but I never remember that fact when it's relevant. Today I had bacon and eggs for breakfast and pop tarts for dinner. I can do better than that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:54:19 2010 No.6491892 >>6491879 That's nice, but you're still young. Your metabolism will slow down around thirty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:55:19 2010 No.6491893 >>6491871 No it isn't, then you'll have to ween off juice too. Just go straight to chilled water. Tastes fine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:56:19 2010 No.6491900 >>6491873 >And what about sex? Haha. Get out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:56:19 2010 No.6491901 Does anyone here have experience with water or juice fasts? Like, for a day or so, I mean.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:58:19 2010 No.6491917 File: 63 KB, 405x405, 1285694234753.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you want to be fit, what you need is wrestling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 22:59:19 2010 No.6491927 For those complaining you're too fat and want to switch with us skinny folk are you willing to also trade the years of torture and abuse at the hands of your peers during the entirety of your youth? I don't think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:00:19 2010 No.6491934 >>6491875 Most of the corn in the US is genetically modified and we're still not sure what effect that has on our bodies. That's the only reason to stay away from HFCS.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:00:19 2010 No.6491937 >>6491927 Skinny people get bullied more than fat people?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:00:19 2010 No.6491938 >>6491927 But fat kids were also tortured and abused as kids. Actually, I would say everyone on this board was tortured and abused as kids, regardless of body type.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:01:19 2010 No.6491943

I somewhat envy a lot of you. 170 lbs, 6'0", relatively fit average weight, average looks, yet still crippled with social retardation. Most of you don't have to worry because there's no expectations from you to begin with. I have to deal with people trying to talk to me, explanations for not being in a relationship, trying to pretend like I have at least some experience with women when its painfully obvious I am a nervous wreck around them. At 24 its already too late anyway, even if I were to somehow "man up".

Just don't start thinking that when you get in shape you will be cured of your "autism" /jp/, your stuck with it for life. Might as well just live life how you want.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:02:19 2010 No.6491949

>>6491927
What, you think fat people aren't mocked?

My school life was terrible. People used to grope my man boobs. I developed a habit of tugging on my shirt so it wouldn't get lodged on them. Then I developed a hunch so I could hide them. I can't even stand straight anymore.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:02:19 2010 No.6491954

>>6491927

People makes fun of everyone, if you want to stop being bullied you just have to act like a man.

I have been fat my entire life and some idiots tried to make fun of me, all i had to do was punch them in the face to make it stop, most bullies are cowards, i have punched like 7 people in my whole life, i was bullied in school but i always stopped them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:03:19 2010 No.6491959 >>6491943 I don't see the problem. You're not saying you desire relationships with real women, are you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:03:19 2010 No.6491963 And why does that bother you? It's not like you're trying to be successful with other people, or anything like that. Just eat to your heart's content and enjoy not having to worry about your weight.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:03:19 2010 No.6491964

>>6491937
>>6491938
There are programs for overweight people, even children, to lose weight, there is general sympathy from the media and plenty of resources for fat kids to feel they belong despite being overweight. Society coddles overweight children.

Name for me one institution devoted to helping skinny children gain weight. Name for me programs designed to help underweight children feel they belong.

They just tell us to fuck off and fend for ourselves. Also a fat kid at least has weight behind him to defend himself with, a skinny kid in a fight is dead.

>>	Ayashiro !Hime2512LA Mon Nov 22 23:04:19 2010 No.6491965 I do have a high metabolism, but the true secret to being skinny is not eating 5,000 kcal at McD's every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:04:19 2010 No.6491966 >>6491954 You can't punch people in the face just because you don't get along with them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:05:19 2010 No.6491968 >>6491965 ...fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:05:19 2010 No.6491970 >>6491964 You are just being silly. Man, I should stuff my face because of all the nice things fan people get.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:08:19 2010 No.6491985 >>6491970 How is that silly? I love fan people. I wish I was around one right now, it's boiling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:09:19 2010 No.6491992 >>6491964 Nowadays everything is covered in rehabilitation centers. Drug addiction? Rehab. Overweight? Rehab. Underweight? Rehab. Some other eating disorder? Rehab.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:10:19 2010 No.6491998

>>6491966
You can in school. Once this guy was like 'ask anyone, I can beat you in a fight'. So I kept telling him to get up and fight me. He just kept saying stuff like that. I was going to let it be but then I just turned around and punched him in the nose.

He got a blood nose and I was forced to apologize and lectured by my teacher, but all the kids were cheering for me for like a week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:11:19 2010 No.6492003 >>6491943 It's still possible to find someone even when you're well into your thirties as long as you aren't completely repulsive. But... >>6491959

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:11:19 2010 No.6492004

>>6491954
People fuck with me I fuck with them back. Oh the fun things I have dine to annoying pieces of shit in school. Torn up their papers, ruined their new clothes, smashed their hands, spit in their face, kicked them in the nuts, and took them by the face to threw them to the ground. Fun times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:11:19 2010 No.6492009 You need to learn how to take it easy, anon.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:12:19 2010 No.6492018
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>>6491966

I said that punching bulllies in the face is the most effective method to make them stop.

All of them never fight back, they get scared because they never expect it, the last time i punched a bully in the face he ran away, everyone was making fun of him and i gained a little bit of popularity and respect.

>>	jomod !XCurPvSuuQ Mon Nov 22 23:12:19 2010 No.6492019 >>6491998 wow your lucky in my school i liked dropped someone and held him on the ground and i got suspended for it. my school is so damn strict with that kind of stuff

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:14:19 2010 No.6492029

>>6492019
I was an otherwise good student. Well not really. But the teachers liked me. Kinda. Actually not really.

I guess they were pretty light. My brother got suspended all the time, I never did. He might have even been expelled. The worst I got was one detention.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:14:19 2010 No.6492030

>>6491949
This. Every time I don't hunch over faggots grab after my man boobs. So now I'm fat and have a hunch so I can never exercise.

Plus whenever I get depressed I just go out and buy loads of junk. And I'm a /jp/ user; which means I'm doing this nearly every day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:16:19 2010 No.6492041 Take action before it becomes a really noticeable problem, TC. I wish that I had cut soda out of my diet and started limiting fast food consumption ages ago.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:16:19 2010 No.6492042 >>6491998 >>6492018 That's fine unless they actually know how to fight. If you tried that with an inner city kid, you would have gotten a different result.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:16:19 2010 No.6492043 Skinny kids can run away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:17:19 2010 No.6492047 >>6492009 So, you're saying I should just not give a shit and transform into an obese, disembodied head?

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:20:19 2010 No.6492069

I started wearing black clothes that cover everything in all weathers because it makes the fat less noticable. Just a normal long sleeve shirt, nothing on top of that because it just makes you look even fatter. Probably because it makes the sweat less noticable and you won't see through it like some other clothes. People might think I was some kind of fat goth if I didn't act happy all the time.

After I had a psychotic episode which was brought on by who knows but the doctors figured depression, I told some guys that, because I was usually absent all the time and no doubt they thought I was making up another excuse this time. One of the guys was like "Well I don't see how it could be depression, you're so happy all the time". That was priceless.

But I probably didn't really have a psychotic episode. I was probably just faking that, I don't even know myself now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:22:19 2010 No.6492079 People make fun of me for how emaciated I am. I usually ignore it since I give not one shit.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:23:19 2010 No.6492087

>>6492041
Less noticeable and more like 'irreversible'. Incurable diseases are such a fucking bitch. And diabetes makes you susceptible to tonnes of other shit, just like AIDS. I'm hoping they'll develop cures for all the shit I will no doubt suffer as retribution for stuffing my face.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:24:19 2010 No.6492090

>>6492069
>But I probably didn't really have a psychotic episode. I was probably just faking that, I don't even know myself now.

I hate how in trying so hard not to becoming 'that attention seeking brat', we end up thinking that every cry for help or psychological problem is just attention seeking. I felt guilty complaining about any problem through childhood and ended up with no one to help me with my violent dad and slipping grades.
Sorry kinda off topic just what you said made me think this

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:25:19 2010 No.6492098 >>6492090 Well I was expecting a reply more like "shut up you blogging emo faggot of course you know you were faking"

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:25:19 2010 No.6492099 Chubby Koakuma. Fuck, I am so erect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:26:19 2010 No.6492104 >>6492098 That expectation is exactly what I'm talking about. Brofist, we're the same in that regard.

>>	I Love Dlanor Mon Nov 22 23:27:19 2010 No.6492117 I feel the same way OP. If I eat more than like 800 calories a day I'll gain weight. And from what I have heard the average person eats like 1500-2000 calories a day.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:27:19 2010 No.6492118

>>6491998
I wish I could share your optimism. I am older than that guy, and I am a complete wreck around holidays. Shit drags me back to reality where I have no friends and no girl has ever been interested in me. I don't think I will make it past 30.

Back to the topic at hand. Just go out walking a lot. Every day. No exceptions. I lost 75 pounds doing this. Most people won't even notice you. If they are even around. Most people now a days are scared of their own shadow. How even normalfags make friends is beyond me. I guess the reason some of us are the way we are is because we don't have any connections. Without them you are fucked. Both at getting a job and making friends.

>>	Kilgamayan !2BklmILFiE Mon Nov 22 23:27:19 2010 No.6492119 Pudgy Koathights are really fucking hot. We need more of this.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:28:19 2010 No.6492124

>whiny skinny person

Dude, nobody gives a shit if you're skinny. Carrying yourself like a dweeb isn't something that's dependent on your mass.

I've played both roles. I was a skinny fuck with my ribs sticking out. Then my metabolism dropped and I became a fat fuck. I never opened myself up to mockery or allowed myself to get morbidly obese, but girls stopped flirting with me.

You also never hear people mocking how skinny a person is.

Programs for dealing with being underweight? How about most weight lifting programs that are dedicated to teaching people how to gain lean mass?

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:32:19 2010 No.6492146

>>6492090
>>6492104
While a lot of people who make complaints about various aspects of their lives are obnoxious self-centered pricks, not everybody is. It's only obnoxious if you assign it more importance than it's warranted - and a psychotic episode certainly does not qualify as small potatoes. (No, the fact that you may feel like an insignificant or worthless person does not mean that it's a trivial matter either.) Ordinary people tell their friends about their problems without being judged, and well, at the very least you have us. As long as you're worried about seeming like an emo blogging faggot you're probably not going to cross the line into actually being one.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:36:19 2010 No.6492174

>>6492146
A psychotic episode is actually pretty small though. If it's just called a psychotic episode that means it didn't go on long enough to be classified as schizophrenia (which is diagnosed by a 6 month psychotic episode I believe) or some of the various others things I can't remember the name of. If there's no underlying classification like that it can pretty much be a one time thing.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:37:19 2010 No.6492178

>>6492003
>It's still possible to find someone even when you're well into your thirties

no, not really. Women will assume (correctly) something is terribly wrong if I've never even touched a girl at this age.

>>6491959
luckily yes, I neither seek nor appreciate attention from the opposite sex, which is why I'm envious of people that don't have to deal with it.

probably the worst of all is when they realize you never have friends and are always by yourself, so they come and sit by you and try to engage in conversation, try to "cheer you up". Even if I wasn't awkward, I have nothing to discuss with normal people. Plus their pity disgusts me.

Not that I'm saying I'm handsome or any of that bullshit, I'm just normal. Normal enough that people talk to me and ask questions, questions that cannot be answered without further questions delving into my /jp/ style personal life.

I say again, be careful what you wish for if you're trying to get in shape anons.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:38:19 2010 No.6492187 >>6492178 >Women will assume (correctly) something is terribly wrong if I've never even touched a girl at this age. They needn't know.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:39:19 2010 No.6492194

>>6492178
>probably the worst of all is when they realize you never have friends and are always by yourself, so they come and sit by you and try to engage in conversation, try to "cheer you up". Even if I wasn't awkward, I have nothing to discuss with normal people. Plus their pity disgusts me.
God, this. Don't people realize obviously pitying someone is basically coming out and saying "You're below me"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:40:19 2010 No.6492205 >>6492174 It's still a lot bigger than what most people are complaining about. A problem doesn't have to be earth-shattering your house burned down your dog died and your waifu left you forever in order for you to mention it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:41:19 2010 No.6492214 >>6492178 You should have been shorter, like 5'8" like me, pretty good woman repeller.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:42:19 2010 No.6492216

>>6492178
I may be wrong in the assumption here as I've never been attractive in the slightest, but I don't think problem people trying to get all normalfriendly with me will suddenly appear if I get in shape. As it is right now, I have no contact with people other than contact that's necessary. Unfortunately I'm not a NEET, since I leech of my parents who won't let me leech unless I'm studying or working. I see no people other than my parents outside any kind of obligatory life. I can't see people coming up to me and trying to arrange things just because of an appearance change.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:43:19 2010 No.6492222
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Cut the soda. Don't drink diet either, because your body treats aspartame like a toxin it can still cause weight gain through what's known as toxic bloating, aka cells take up more water to try to dilute the aspartame. Aspartame is also just really fucking not good for you period. Some other sweeteners have no notable effects but for some reason they almost always put aspartame in diet sodas. I think it's because it's cheaper than the other options because they need far less of the sweetener.

Also cut caloric intake. Just eat less. PERIOD. It's all about the intake vs outtake as every nutritionist has been saying for probably 100 years now. You don't need to go on some shitty pre-concieved diet plan with weight watchers shit or sacrificing what you like to eat or anything... just don't eat as much. Drink a bunch of water or something to fill yourself up if you have to.

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2010/11/10/professor-loses-27-lbs-on-twinkie-and-bbq-chip-diet/

This guy proves that it's all about caloric uptake. If he ate a box of twinkies a day I'm sure he wouldn't have lost weight (probably gained it actually). However I think he only ate like .. what, three a day or some such?

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:45:19 2010 No.6492239

>>6492194
I hated it when people came up to me and said 'are you ok?'
What did they want me to say? I had a childhood of physical abuse?
I am capable of getting As in all my classes but stress and panic attacks make it so I can never achieve this?
I'm that kid who sits apart from everyone else, but am too set in my ways now to change it due to fear of ridicule?
No one wants that conversation. They just want their good deed for the day.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:47:19 2010 No.6492254

>>6492194
True, I hate normals. I just tell them to fuck off. If there was someone I really liked I would actually go try to talk to them but that isn't often. They usually end up running away from me so I just stalk them because I have nothing else to think bout but them anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:47:19 2010 No.6492255 >>6492222 >people_actually_believe_this_shit.jpg

～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. Mon Nov 22 23:50:19 2010 No.6492275

>>6492255
Well, it is true that you can lose weight by eating less (not becoming anorexic or something like that, just eating a bit less) and drinking water instead of sodas, flavored waters, etc.

Doing at least 45 or an hour of exercise 5 or 6 times a week also helps.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:50:19 2010 No.6492276 >>6492214 Fat: You can lose weight Ugly: Plastic Surgery Stupid: You can study Short: Fucked forever, no one will ever love you. I hate being short ;_;

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:50:19 2010 No.6492281

>>6492194
I'm currently living in an apartment with four people. My roommate shares my interests which is great but the other two are your stereotypical drunk-off-their-asses-party-every-day college students. They bring all these normalfags in here every other day and it's gotten to the point where I can't even bring myself to go out to the kitchen and cook dinner while they're there. Every time I see them they ask me to party with them in a tone that sounds like I desire their companionship. Like they're reaching out and "helping" me. Is it so hard for them to believe that there are people who don't like getting drunk with random strangers and loud music? It annoys me to no end but all I can do is politely say, "No thank you, enjoy yourselves".

/jp/ - Rant Blog/General

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:51:19 2010 No.6492287

You know, friends help friends they see as equals with problems without looking down on them. That's one of the reasons people choose to have them. I guess it's a little different if they're merely acquaintances or strangers, but is your pride so strong that you can't accept help when it's offered.

Now, you may not WANT the help they have to give, because they may be misunderstanding normalfags who want to help you go to parties, get drunk, and fuck bitches, but that's a different story. Not everybody is out just to grind their good deeds score.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:52:19 2010 No.6492291 >>6492239 Ridicule is far easier to deal with than fear of ridicule.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:52:19 2010 No.6492293 >>6492287 >offered?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:53:19 2010 No.6492300 >>6492276 You're fucked forever if you're stupid too and it's much, much less socially acceptable than shortness

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:56:19 2010 No.6492310 >>6492276 >Stupid: You can study Not really. Well, it depends what you consider as stupidity. Lack of knowledge, hability to reason and learn, or both of them?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:56:19 2010 No.6492314 >>6492300 Really? I see far more stupid people with friends than short people. Maybe we have different conceptions of stupid. I mean frat boy type intelligence.

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:57:19 2010 No.6492322

>>6492281
>and it's gotten to the point where I can't even bring myself to go out to the kitchen and cook dinner while they're there
Fuck, this too. I hate being around other people I don't know, I just stay in my room. This has caused me to piss in bottles before.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:57:19 2010 No.6492324 >>6492314 That's just drunkenness. Think about it, if they are in a frat, they must be taking college courses, right?

Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:58:19 2010 No.6492328

>>6492216
You'd be surprised, appearance is everything. With all the time we have to blow, its easy to get in shape. People will notice and start talking to you. All that shit /fit/ anons will tell you about getting tons of women is more than likely true, if you aren't socially crippled like us that is.

Just be prepared for people to talk to you, and be ready to come up with lots of bullshit to get them to stop. If you're still <20 or so its probably not to late to turn normalfag, if thats your goal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 22 23:58:19 2010 No.6492329 >>6492314 Maybe stupid people get well together?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:00:19 2010 No.6492338 >>6492329 That is probably it. I don't see short people gathering together, however.

>>	Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 00:01:19 2010 No.6492341 So it's true then. /jp/ really is "People who like japanese shit too much and can't integrate into society properly"? The more threads I see where people talk about their lives, the more it seems as such.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:01:19 2010 No.6492342 >>6492276 I WISH I were short, if I were short I would almost be guaranteed to have smaller feet and thus fit into women's shoes and no one wants to see a 6'4" man in a dress.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:02:19 2010 No.6492344

>>6492328
It's true to some extent.

Not all of us on /jp/ are in poor shape. I've noticed as my physical appearance has improved, I started to get better service in stores and restaurants. I guess this is kind of a problem since I am not naturally outgoing. Honestly though, it has helped me work on some social anxiety issues I have leftover from my childhood. I've realized that human relations do not always have to start on a negative note, unlike how I grew up.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:03:19 2010 No.6492348 I always accept everything offered to me. Never say no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:03:19 2010 No.6492350 >>6492341 We don't like it too much. We like it the right amount. The other people like being normals too much.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:04:19 2010 No.6492351 >>6492341 Look, just lurk some more and you'll figure it out. There's more to /jp/ than we can tell you about in a few sentences.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:06:19 2010 No.6492357

Having a high metabolism sucks OP. I have long hair, smooth skin, and I weigh less than my 14 year old sister. In high school, I was always sexually harassed and abused.

I always wanted to fight back but they were thrice my size so I couldn't even hurt them.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:06:19 2010 No.6492359

>>6492342
Well for girls height is no issue.
I'm short and girlish, I fucking hate being confused for a girl all the time. One bitch who had known me for nearly 2 weeks was surprised to find out I was male. She said I looked and sounded like a Tomboy. I consider myself an ugly short social retard, so this was an unwelcome surprise, and doubtlessly makes me even more unattractive to the opposite sex.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:07:19 2010 No.6492361 >>6492341 >People who like japanese shit too much and can't integrate into society properly I don't really see a link between the two. Anyone who dislike the "normal" lifetstyle will be left out of society no matter what their hobbies are.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:07:19 2010 No.6492362 >>6492359 Obviously you should embrace it and become a trap.

Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 00:08:19 2010 No.6492368

>>6492351
So deep, man.
>>6492350
I suppose so, but I mean, I see a lot of happy people who mix the two really perfectly. All of my cosplay friends in Comiket all cosplay avidly and love the otaku shit they do, but then they can still go out and enjoy normal things too, seemingly just as much.

I mean, don't these super hyper retards at the conventions who "hate the normals" piss you off, too?

>>6492361
I was just describing /jp/ specifically, not saying there is a direct connection or anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:09:19 2010 No.6492370 >>6492362 I've considered it, but I fear rejection, and people noticing I'm a guy at first sight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:09:19 2010 No.6492372 >>6492368 It's not supposed to deep. It's just true. You've been here what, three days?

>>	Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 00:09:19 2010 No.6492375 >>6492362 Fuck yes this. I wish every night that I could make a convincing crossplay, instead I'll just have to live with cosplaying as cool tall guy characters...

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:10:19 2010 No.6492377 >>6492372 >be deep

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:10:19 2010 No.6492378

>>6492359
I was mistaken for a girl constantly until I was 16, I hated it and it depressed me to no end... But now I'm an adult and I've long finished growing I just kind of want to go back to that.

I've never considered myself attractive in the first place so that aspect never bothered me.

>>	Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 00:11:19 2010 No.6492380 >>6492372 It's not like I haven't been lurking on and off since /jp/ was first put into 4chan. I didn't always have a trip you know, that's a much more recent thing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:11:19 2010 No.6492381 God damn, I feel bad for you all. I went to a school where people weren't bullied for stupid shit and everybody minded their own business, I didn't realize that most high school students were such faggots.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:11:19 2010 No.6492382

>>6492287
>You know, friends help friends they see as equals with problems without looking down on them. That's one of the reasons people choose to have them. I guess it's a little different if they're merely acquaintances or strangers, but is your pride so strong that you can't accept help when it's offered.

Yeah I do realize this, however I have no self esteem whatsoever so, yeah. Not to sound like some self-diagnosing retard, but I think I have a superiority complex AND an inferiority complex at the same time, thinking I'm both smarter/better then everyone else and having no self-esteem. I wonder if that's possible or just something I made up just now.

either way, any advances come off as pity which makes me throw up my guards instantly. Thinking back to high school, it was painfully obvious that at least 2 girls were interested in me, yet I blew them off for this reason.

God this is getting pathetic, time to stop posting. end blog etc

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:12:19 2010 No.6492386

>>6492368
>So deep, man.

You probably haven't been on 4chan long. Boards here don't just attract a certain kind of hobbyist. /v/ is full of wannabe trolls and kids trying to be macho.
/a/ is full of people who just want to be the little girl no matter what (/jp/ is alot like that too)
TL;DR every board has a certain mood.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:13:19 2010 No.6492391 >>6492380 Here meaning the little corner of 4chan that is /jp/. /jp/ could care less how long people have been posting in /b/.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:15:19 2010 No.6492399

>>6492378
Medical issues: i.e. Klinefelter's syndrome and a high metabolism, as well as never going out ever and having pale smooth skin mean I'm basically a woman with a penis. Sucks really really hard, it's not a 'grass is always greener thing' though, I bet my life would suck if I were manlier too.

Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 00:15:19 2010 No.6492400

>>6492386
I'm not going to get into any stupid oldfag arguments, but I've spent my fair share of time on 4chan. I know that you can always generalize any board and it's population, and my point in my first post still stands, it's not like anyone has said it's wrong.

>>6492391
And I said lurking on and off of /jp/. That would be /jp/. Not /b/. Didn't mention /b/ at all, actually.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:17:19 2010 No.6492410

>>6492382
I had a milder case of the double-complex than you. I still have it, a bit. I don't mean to play amateur psychologist over the internet, but maybe one of your problems (this was my problem, in part) is that you spend too much attention into judging yourself; for a while I was setting standards higher than I could live up to and feeling terrible about it all the time. But enough of my faggotry; see you around.

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Nov 23 00:18:19 2010 No.6492417

Damn you guys worry about stuff a lot. Reminds me of how women worry about stuff a lot.

Anyways I go to the gym 5-6 times per week. I got started years ago when I was a NEET. I think everyone could benefit from exercise: it will make you better at studying, drawing, music, programming, or whatever the heck you do.

Plus you look/feel super cool when naked while fapping to doujinshi.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:19:19 2010 No.6492419 >>6492400 Well, then lurk - more - if you still feel the need to ask such questions.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:19:19 2010 No.6492421

>>6492368

>I mean, don't these super hyper retards at the conventions who "hate the normals" piss you off, too?

really? just from the tone of this thread alone, do we sound like the type that would EVER go to a con, much less talk to people there? You under(over?)estimate us, I'm afraid to say.

>>6492381
Yeah me too, I don't think a single person got "bullied". I thought that shit went out in like the 80s. I guess depends on where you live.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:20:19 2010 No.6492426 >>6492382 >>6492410 You probably just don't have a good concept of who you are. Are you still young? It's hard to find people that can really understand you, but don't stop trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:21:19 2010 No.6492431 >>6492419 How come you guys always sage?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:22:08 2010 No.6492437 >>6492431 Because threads like this are not thread we like to have on top of page zero all the time, because Touhou / VN / other, better threads should be there instead. Ask yourself instead why you feel the need to bump threads all the time.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:22:19 2010 No.6492436

At least you guys didn't get arrested for fighting the people that start shit with you. Note I'm about 6' 4" 380lbs, the dude and his friends that tried to jump me were nothing but a bunch of little bitches after I was through with them. One of them made the mistake of grabbing me from behind so I kicked the fucker in his shin and ended up snapping it in half with the force of my kick. It ended up costing me a night in jail but it was worth it.

Just remember there is no such thing as fair fight when somebody is trying to jump you with their friends.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:23:19 2010 No.6492446 >>6492431 Sage means whatever being posted isn't worth bumping the thread. It's actually a self-depreciating thing to do, unlike the perception of it on other boards.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:24:19 2010 No.6492450

>>6492431
Because threads like this are not thread we like to have on top of page zero all the time. Better threads relating to Touhou or VNs should be there instead of this blog crap. Ask yourself instead why you feel the need to bump threads all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:24:44 2010 No.6492451 >>6492437 All I mean is that you're both saging and adding to the discussion so you clearly want it to continue.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:25:19 2010 No.6492465 >>6492446 Ah that makes a lot of sense. I guess I'll sage this post........... I feel like a bandwagoning faggot now

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:25:19 2010 No.6492466 >>6492451 Wanting to discuss something =/= wanting to force everyone else to see it on the front page all the time.

>>	Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 00:25:19 2010 No.6492468 >>6492419 Maybe later, I'm busy posting right now. >>6492421 I assumed most people generally knew the type of weeaboo that acts like this, they aren't exactly rare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:27:19 2010 No.6492475 >>6492399 so become a girl? Life as a girl is alot easier than for guys, even if you get found out, just move away

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:28:19 2010 No.6492481 File: 1.07 MB, 1236x1600, 1274603324765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SUP NERDS, I HEARD YOU NEEDED SOME HELP. /FIT/ IS ALWAYS WILLING.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:31:19 2010 No.6492489
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Oh boy, a blog thread on /jp/, this is sure new and exciting territory!
That said I don't think I could be more unappealing. Short, "fat" skinny, hairy in all the wrong places, unattractive facial features, and some form of gynecomastia. I'm constantly self-conscious when I go out, I can never go to the pool or beach, and I would be too embarrassed to go to a gym. Is it any wonder I have crippling self-esteem and social anxiety issues?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:32:19 2010 No.6492493 >>6492489 Good for you your life is so perfect

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:33:19 2010 No.6492499 For those of you looking to lose weight, realize that /fit/ is a terrible forum for any legitimate advice. Just google "starting strength wiki" and go from there. You will hear a LOT of bullshit pseudoscience otherwise.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:34:19 2010 No.6492505

>>6492426
24... yeah no.

I mean: yes, no, and I never even tried in the first place.

>>6492417
ZUN!bar to lighten the mood, hurray~
I workout, but I loathe gyms. Best for a /jp/er to just work out in his room, with cardio late at night with no one around.

>>6492465
it has its practical uses, don't fret.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Nov 23 00:34:19 2010 No.6492506 >>6492481 >>/fit/ >>regular threads about Anons roidin' >>generally crappy pic with memes Nope.jpg.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:35:19 2010 No.6492512 >>6492481 >OATZ AND SQUATZ

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Nov 23 00:36:19 2010 No.6492516 >>6492512 >>6492512 >OATZ >SQUATZ These are good for growing girls.

>>	Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 00:37:19 2010 No.6492521 >>6492512 >>6492516 I eat nothing but oats and do nothing but squats. I am now the hugest man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:38:19 2010 No.6492523 File: 16 KB, 305x305, jp suwako.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread Just makes me want to start a bbw thread

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Nov 23 00:51:19 2010 No.6492560

>>6492505
I think the gym is one of the coolest places ever next to the library. I mean in both places people generally ignore you because they're too busy doing their own thing.

Plus if Anon is a NEET, then he can go during odd hours and have the whole gym to himself while all other poor saps are busy at work and school.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 00:54:19 2010 No.6492564 >>6491525 If you grow wings out of your head and back, turn your eyes and hair red, are female and live in Gensokyo I'll love you anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 01:04:19 2010 No.6492589 I guess the best part about having low metabolism is that you can lose weight and save money. Having high metabolism requires you to spend more money if you want to gain weight. Sucks.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 01:13:19 2010 No.6492627

How to lose weight without exercise, from a /jp/er with an insanely slow metabolism.

1. Stop drinking any sugary drinks. Drink diet soda or water. always have water on your desk to drink; it makes you eat less.

2. Switch to a (relatively) low carb diet. This doesn't mean Atkins-stupid, but don't eat lots of rice, pasta, bread, etc. Eat meat and other tasty things like egg and bacon. Don't eat enormous amounts, obviously.

3. After doing this for a week, you should lose a decent bit of weight. Continue this until it stops working. If you're lucky and have a decent metabolism, this is enough, and you'll get to a healthy weight with this alone. If so, stop here. But if you're me, you'll only lose about 15 pounds.

4. Don't eat for one full day. Drink a lot. Time this "day" (24 hours) to work the best for you. I recommend eating dinner, staying up late, not eating before sleeping, then sleeping. You may get chills by the end of the day if you normally eat a lot of food; this is normal, and not the end of the world.

5. Now you've proven to yourself, willpower-wise, that you can eat less. Eliminate all snacks from your immediate area and make it difficult for you to get food without going to significant effort (e.g. walking to store). If you do have snacks, make it something healthy and very filling, like cheese.

6. Eat one meal a day, or two half-size small meals, or similar. Maybe add in about half a meal worth of snacks.

7. Do this for as many months as it takes to get to your target weight.

I've lost about 35 pounds since I started. I have another ~15 to go to reach my goal. You can do it, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 01:15:19 2010 No.6492636 Also, make sure you have a scale. It helps motivate you.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 01:51:19 2010 No.6492764

>>6492627
Don't listen to this guy. He's recommending replacing carbs with saturated fat and cholesterol. Even if you lose weight, that plan will probably give you heart disease or something.

The real way to lose weight? Drop every beverage except milk and water, and switch to 1% or skim milk. Limit yourself to a glass or two of milk per day, or maybe none at all if you eat plenty of dairy.

Cut all foods with a lot of carbs/fat/sodium unless they're also fairly nutritious. Dessert in general, most snacks, beef, pork, etc. should all go.

Try to replace things with more healthy equivalents. For example, replace white wheat-based products with whole grain products.

Now, out of everything that remains, eat the exact same shit you always have as long as it's decently balanced. If not, try to modify it so it is more balanced. If you want meat, chicken and fish are the way to go.

Cut all of your portions to 1/2 to 1/4 of what they were before, depending on personal needs and preference. Try to eat exactly three meals a day with no snacks and do whatever you can to avoid any urges to eat more.

When you've lost all of the weight you want, DO NOT SWITCH BACK TO HOW YOU ATE BEFORE. This is a plan for life--if you go back, the weight will return. However, you might be able to reintroduce or eat more of some things in moderation if you lose more weight than desired.

There you go.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:02:19 2010 No.6492813

>>6492764
Man, why do you have to never eat tasty food if you want to be fit? What about all those skinny people who eat shit just like me? It's not like every skinny person never eats mcdonalds, never eats good pork, never drinks coke or normal milk.

Surely if I stopped being a pig and exercised more I could still eat what I eat. Just less of it.

>>	Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU Tue Nov 23 02:03:19 2010 No.6492822 Happens to us all eventually, OP. Atkins is pretty win, though, if you really give a crap about your weight. I've lost 20lbs this month. No shit.

Alice Twilight !!kea+d9IJG+E Tue Nov 23 02:07:19 2010 No.6492843

>>6492813
Assuming your metabolism runs okay, this can be generally true. It's just that streamlining the diet/excercise routine, like going cold turkey away from unhealthy foods, is fast, and when people start trying to lose weight they want to see results quick or else it is easy to waver.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:16:19 2010 No.6492870 All the people who talk about not eating carbs or don't drink whole milk are just retards. Get regular exercise and don't eat as much. Bam.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:19:19 2010 No.6492873 >>6492813 Honestly, I eat all the shit I want most of the time. All about being active. Now I could probably eat healthier and be in even better shape, but eh.

>>	Sakura !RAILgUnr8s Tue Nov 23 02:21:19 2010 No.6492875 >>6492813 Eat whatever you want. Just make sure you're getting enough physical activity. If you sit on /jp/ all day slurping back pop and junk food, then no surprise you'll gain some weight.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:22:19 2010 No.6492879

>>6492870
You could exercise all the time and eat fifteen pancakes with a giant omelette and a plate full of bacon every morning.

Most people aren't going to want to exercise that much, though.

If anything, it's retarded to waste your time exercising so much when you could just eat right and spend that time doing whatever you want.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:23:19 2010 No.6492882

anyone know how to get fat? i think i should be 300 lbs because of my diet and lifestyle yet i just can't gain weight

im 125 lbs and 20, been a twig all my life and ive been working out recently just wondering if it's a fruitless effort if im not going to get a little bigger in the least

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:26:19 2010 No.6492887 >>6492359 Being androgynous is tough, isn't it? Shit sucks.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:27:19 2010 No.6492895 >>6492359 >she wants to fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:29:19 2010 No.6492900 Has anyone else here had their appetite somewhat shrink recently? I used to want to eat a lot of things before it got cooler out. Now it seems like I forget to eat.

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Nov 23 02:47:19 2010 No.6492964 >>6492900 The weather and temperature screws with everyone. One of the many reasons why people get more depressed during the holidays. >>6492882 You're in your early 20's; you'll gain muscle really fast. Just get enough sleep.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:48:19 2010 No.6492968 File: 212 KB, 850x1244, 1288675427429.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This semester, I made no major changes to my diet or workout schedule, but I've slowly gained about 15 pounds now. Metabolism just slows down with age sometimes, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:52:19 2010 No.6492985 I started gaining weight suddenly when I hit 20 or 21 or something. Only noticed when I suddenly weighed 20kg more than I thought I would. Now I'm slowly going back down mostly because it annoys me, but it feels like I'm hungry all the time.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:52:19 2010 No.6492986

HFCS and hydrogenated vegetable oil have chemically damaged nutrients. That's not what those chemicals are like when they're naturally occurring. That's what's wrong with them. These become part of your cells and impair your body's functioning. They signal your body to store more fat. They reduce your energy and make you feel bad and feel tired. Cola and coffee have too much caffeine. They make you piss away your nutrients. Colas with caramel color cause more damage to your body. Your body tries to heal your arteries with fat lining them but it doesn't work because you keep hurting yourself. Starving yourself just signals your body to store more fat. Sugar is just fine. It's better than HFCS. Don't unbalance your macro-nutrients (carbs, protein and fat, etc). Eat a little protein with each meal to aid digestion. Eat fruit instead of drinking fruit juice. Drink some milk every day. It's more about what you eat and when, not how much. Split your meals up as much as possible to 4 meals a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:53:19 2010 No.6492988 >>6492964 No, it doesn't happen to everyone. In fact, it's considered a psychological disorder if it happens to you.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:54:19 2010 No.6492996

>>6492986
>HFCS and hydrogenated vegetable oil have chemically damaged nutrients. That's not what those chemicals are like when they're naturally occurring.

Fructose and glucose can be "chemically damaged"? Get off the new age crack.

They're all bad for you. HFCS is bad, and sugar is bad. Just as much as nutrient-less starches are bad for you. Soda is bad in exactly the same way that bread is bad for you. And you shouldn't overdose on either.

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Nov 23 02:57:19 2010 No.6493003

>>6492988
I said it screws with everyone, not that it makes everyone depressed. The time change/decreased daylight hours altered my sleeping pattern personally.

>>6492968
You start to slowly lose muscle mass once you hit 25 too! Isn't aging wonderful?

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:58:19 2010 No.6493009

Stop blaming your metabolism and genetics. You're eating burgers and drinking soda every day. You're the problem. You're abusing yourself. You want to lose "weight" (body fat) fast without replacing it with muscle and losing weight fast and losing muscle are both not healthy.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 02:59:19 2010 No.6493010

>>6492764
>Don't listen to this guy. He's recommending replacing carbs with saturated fat and cholesterol. Even if you lose weight, that plan will probably give you heart disease or something.

Are you an idiot? Studies have repeatedly shown that diets high in carbohydrates are very highly correlated with heart disease. When people went on low fat diets, rates of heart disease *rose*.

>The real way to lose weight? Drop every beverage except milk and water, and switch to 1% or skim milk. Limit yourself to a glass or two of milk per day, or maybe none at all if you eat plenty of dairy.

Low fat foods are the fastest way to get fat, because they aren't filling. So you end up eating more of them instead. "Fat" does not make you fat. The healthiest people in the world eat diets consisting of 50-90% fat.

>Cut all foods with a lot of carbs/fat/sodium unless they're also fairly nutritious. Dessert in general, most snacks, beef, pork, etc. should all go.

Sodium is not bad for you. This is a complete myth perpetuated by the popular media with no scientific basis at all.

>Try to replace things with more healthy equivalents. For example, replace white wheat-based products with whole grain products.

Whole grains are still grains, and are equally unhealthy.

Read "The Diet Delusion". The entire concept of the "low fat diet" is complete bullshit with absolutely no scientific basis -- practically every single study ever done contradicts it. Stop with stupid fad diets and learn the basic science behind how the metabolism works.

The simplified version: when you eat carbs, your body produces insulin to keep your blood sugar from rising. This causes your body to stop burning fat, and instead converts sugar to triglycerides for storage. That's why a big meal with lots of carbs makes you tired.

If you don't eat tons of carbs, your body will burn the fat instead of flooding insulin. And maybe you won't get diabetes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:00:19 2010 No.6493016 Wow, people here have really fallen for the diet crap they've seen on TV, haven't they? Just because it's called "fat" doesn't mean if you stop eating it, you get thinner. Fucking morons.

>>	Someone go to work for me. Tue Nov 23 03:00:46 2010 No.6493012 File: 99 KB, 500x382, sHdv1qzwj9fo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I'm 5'1", 98 lbs, 20 years old. fml And you guys think 5'8" is short.

>>	milk !!i4MePxlItgY Tue Nov 23 03:01:19 2010 No.6493020 File: 99 KB, 500x382, sHdv1qzwj9fo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >People think 5'8" is short... I'm 5'1", 98 lbs, 20 years old. fml

>>	ロリあき Tue Nov 23 03:01:19 2010 No.6493021 >>6493003 >once you hit 25 Fuck, I'm doomed to be a slight, wiry nerd.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:02:19 2010 No.6493026 >>6493010 >The healthiest people in the world eat diets consisting of 50-90% fat. Seriously, now you are just being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:02:19 2010 No.6493027 >>6493012 I'm truly and honestly sorry.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:03:19 2010 No.6493032 >>6493020 Talk about losing the genetic lottery

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Nov 23 03:03:19 2010 No.6493035 >>6493012 Yeah but you're a girl from /a/ apparently. Height doesn't matter for the fairer sex. >>6493009 Your metabolism does take a hit once you hit a certain age though. Can't really do anything about it but keep on working out.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:04:19 2010 No.6493036

>>6493026

Read The Diet Delusion. The healthiest societies in the world -- the ones with the lowest rates of "diseases of civilization" like heart disease -- eat enormous amounts of fat.

Humans evolved eating enormous amounts of fat and protein, by killing animals.

The concept of the "mostly carb diet" was invented with agriculture, and humans have not yet evolved to gracefully handle it. Your body is not meant to eat 70% carbs, and doing so is almost guaranteed to make you fat and unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:04:19 2010 No.6493039 >>6492996 I don't know what to tell you then. The information about how HFCS is manufactured is freely available for anyone to find out themselves. At least you know it's bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:05:19 2010 No.6493042 >>6493039 "How a chemical is manufactured" means NOTHING you idiot. What matters is what's IN the chemical. I can manufacture water using oxygen and hydrogen, but it's still fucking water!

>>	ロリあき Tue Nov 23 03:05:19 2010 No.6493043 >>6493035 >working out Fuck that. I burn my calories by walking them off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:07:19 2010 No.6493048 >>6493036 Yeah, because the kinds of people who hunt and kill animals for their meat probably burn about six thousand calories a day doing it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:08:19 2010 No.6493051 >>6493036 How about you read some actual scientific articles instead of believing some phony book?

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:09:19 2010 No.6493055

>>6493048

You'd think that would be the case. But many high-fat-eating societies in more recent times, such as in Italy (where they have historically had extremely heavy reliance on oils in their food), still have extremely low rates of such diseases.

The "oh, it's the exercise" argument makes sense, but studies have shown that exercise actually has very little to do with rates of diseases.

More specifically: if you exercise a lot, you can get away with eating more carbs, because your exercise will force your body to burn them. However, if you don't exercise, you *cannot* get away with eating a lot of carbs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:11:19 2010 No.6493059 >>6493051 The book is a review of scientific studies, not a diet book. It has an extremely large appendix where you can read every single study it references. Go read stuff before commenting on how it's wrong.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:11:19 2010 No.6493060

>>6493036
Some of what this person is saying is true. Native people eat/ate meat (and carbs) in it's naturally occuring form though and that's why it's good for you. These people have a 6 pack from eating a lot of fat, but it's not the fat from a fast food place.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:13:19 2010 No.6493069 Shouldn't this thread belong on /fit/ or something?

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:13:19 2010 No.6493070

>>6493010
Are you fucking retarded?

In no particular order,

1) [citation needed] for every bullshit claim you just made.

2) I personally knew someone who was told by his doctor to consume less sodium for health reasons.

3) People eat fucktons of carbs before events such as marathons because IT GIVES THEM MORE ENERGY. Energy and sports drinks are packed full of that kind of shit for a reason.

4) Too few carbs? Your brain shuts down and you die. That sure as hell doesn't happen if you cut out the fat from your diet.

5) You apparently believe the bullshit about diets with lots of carbs causing diabetes, which proves that you don't know shit about anything. Your posts are a waste of bandwidth.

6) "A slice of commercially prepared white bread has 66 calories, 1.9 grams protein and 0.6 grams fiber. A slice of whole-wheat bread has 69 calories and provides 3.6 grams protein and 1.9 grams fiber."

7) You're a moron.

8) The guy under you is probably either a sockpuppet or a friend.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:14:19 2010 No.6493071

>>6493060

It doesn't matter where it's from. Fat, largely, is fat, whether cooked or processed or whatnot.

Here's why fast food is bad for you:

1. The portions are way too large. Your brain has about a 15 minute delay before it figures out how much you've eaten, so it's very easy to overeat if you eat fast. Furthermore, most people will finish it anyways, even if they're full.

So in short: way too many calories.

2. Tons of carbs. French fries are basically carbs soaked in oil.

1) is the primary problem: one single Mcdonalds meal is practically enough food for an entire day. But people will eat it for one meal!

milk !!i4MePxlItgY Tue Nov 23 03:15:52 2010 No.6493074 [DELETED]

>>6493035

Try telling that to every one around me that's over a full foot taller than me, and some years younger than me.

Also, the shorter you are, the easier every pound you gain shows. Your height gives you no mercy.

Not to mention I get picked on a lot because of. And I don't go on /a/.[/spoilers]

>>6493036

A lot of these special diets don't work for everybody though, keep that in mind.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:16:19 2010 No.6493078

>3) People eat fucktons of carbs before events such as marathons because IT GIVES THEM MORE ENERGY. Energy and sports drinks are packed full of that kind of shit for a reason.

Yes! Carbs are fast energy. But you have to burn them, or else your body will turn them into triglycerides.

Not running a marathon? Don't eat them!

>4) Too few carbs? Your brain shuts down and you die. That sure as hell doesn't happen if you cut out the fat from your diet.

The threshold for this is rather insane. You'd have to actively cut out every single last carb in your diet, which wouldn't even be possible if you ate nothing but lean meat.

>5) You apparently believe the bullshit about diets with lots of carbs causing diabetes, which proves that you don't know shit about anything. Your posts are a waste of bandwidth.

Have you read a single fucking study on the topic? Type 2 diabetes (the non-inherited kind) is an INSULIN problem caused by SUGAR. Do you think fat causes INSULIN, a SUGAR-regulating hormone, to stop working correctly? You're not even making any sense.

milk !!i4MePxlItgY Tue Nov 23 03:16:19 2010 No.6493079

>>6493036

A lot of these special diets don't work for everybody though, keep that in mind.

>>6493035

Try telling that to every one around me that's over a full foot taller than me, and some years younger than me.

Also, the shorter you are, the easier every pound you gain shows. Your height gives you no mercy.

Not to mention I get picked on a lot because of.
And I don't go on /a/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:17:19 2010 No.6493080 eat 500 calories a day, doesnt matter what it is of and I can guarantee you will lose weight.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:17:19 2010 No.6493081 >/jp/ - Health and Fitness

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:19:19 2010 No.6493083

Also, an important misconception, since a lot of people in this thread clearly know shit all about the topic:

THE AMOUNT OF CALORIES YOUR BODY BURNS IS NOT A CONSTANT, EVEN IF YOU DO NOT ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF EXERCISE YOU DO.

It is related to many things, including your diet and how many calories you eat. If you eat less, your body will burn less! You will be able to tell, because your body will generate less heat (you will be colder), among other things. You'll also be more tired.

This isn't *bad*, it's just how things are. If you eat 500 fewer calories per day, you will not lose 500 calories' worth of weight each day; your body will burn less. Of course, not necessarily 500 less, so you might still lose some.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:19:19 2010 No.6493084 I eat about 3000 calories a day in cakes, sweets, and fast food but I don't gain weight and I don't have diabetes. I haven't exercised in years. I think there's something wrong with my body.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:20:19 2010 No.6493088

>>6493055
>heavy reliance on oils in their food

Italians? Heavily reliant on fat? So where did the healthy 90% of fat claim go, eh?

>>6493059
If the premise is obviously wrong, I'm not wasting my time checking up the validity of the book. I'll wait for some change of consensus among actual scientists.

>>6493060
No, it's not. Native people have no 6packs and are not particularly more (or less, for that matter) healthy than "civilized" ones, for variety of reasons not limited to diet. Comparing them based on circumstantial evidence is just retarded.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:20:19 2010 No.6493089 >>6493084 You're just lucky. You have a good metabolism. I am 5'11" and I can gain weight on 1500 calories a day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:21:19 2010 No.6493091 >>6493084 Either you're lucky as hell, or you're going to be a balloon by the time you're thirty.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:22:19 2010 No.6493093

>>6493088
>Italians? Heavily reliant on fat? So where did the healthy 90% of fat claim go, eh?

The 90% example are the Eskimos, who eat literally 90% fat and even after contact with modern society (and thus the ability to diagnose such diseases), have one of the lowest rates of cancer and heart disease of any society in the world.

This doesn't mean you should eat 90% fat, but it means that clearly you can eat a diet of 90% fat and not be fat or unhealthy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:22:19 2010 No.6493095 >>6493091 I think it's gonna bite me in the ass when I'm older. I can see myself having a heart attack before 40.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:23:19 2010 No.6493097

>>6493088
>If the premise is obviously wrong, I'm not wasting my time checking up the validity of the book. I'll wait for some change of consensus among actual scientists.

Change? THIS HAS BEEN THE CONSENSUS FOR 30 YEARS!

Current dietary policy in the US was drawn up with almost all scientists opposed to the recommendations.

This remains the case to this day.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:24:19 2010 No.6493100 >>6493084 You got tapeworms, son.

ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue Nov 23 03:25:19 2010 No.6493103

>>6493021
Nah, it's just a small amount. From age 25 to age 50 you lose 10% of your muscle mass. So anyone could still start getting fit at any point in their life really.

>>6493079
Shorter girls have the advantage, just like how taller guys have the advantage. Don't worry about it too much; your height is fine.

And people pick on you because that's how nerds act when they're 20 years young or whatever.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:27:19 2010 No.6493106

>>6493071
>It doesn't matter where it's from. Fat, largely, is fat, whether cooked or processed or whatnot.
Saturated fat and unsaturated fat are completely fucking different when it comes to health concerns. Stop posting.

>Have you read a single fucking study on the topic?
Yes.

>Type 2 diabetes (the non-inherited kind) is an INSULIN problem caused by SUGAR.
What the fuck? It's a SUGAR problem caused by INSULIN, and it has been shown that OBESITY is a primary cause. Eat as much sugar as you want and you'll probably never get diabetes if you're thin. Eat hardly any and you might still develop it if you're fat. Stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:30:19 2010 No.6493114 >>6493097 Just like every scientist opposed Global Warming and Evolution, eh? For fucks sake, you are pathetic.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:31:19 2010 No.6493117 >>6493084 >and I don't have diabetes Keep it up and you will soon, no doubt about it. Read up on all the horrendous conditions that come along with diabetes. Better knock that shit off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:34:19 2010 No.6493124 >>6493084 Don't worry, I used to be like that too. Your metabolism WILL slow down though. Enjoy it while you still can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:38:19 2010 No.6493142 What are all these offensive demi-humans with horns in this thread? Orcs? Kobolds? Gnomes? I've seen them before somewhere..

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:43:19 2010 No.6493163 File: 51 KB, 500x374, diet-water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The healthiest thing you could ever consume.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:52:19 2010 No.6493195 >>6493163 Water with copious amounts of pseudo-legal amphetamines added in.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 03:59:19 2010 No.6493217 >200+ posts

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 04:35:19 2010 No.6493361 Thread about Sudo?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 04:38:19 2010 No.6493372 >>6493361 How did the thread go 7 hours before this All the usual nerds must be off visiting their grandparents for the holiday or something.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 04:39:19 2010 No.6493376

I bet I could lose those final 20 pounds if I quit drinking beer. I did lose 75 pounds by exercising and getting a soul crushing dead end retail job. Hey I need money.

I can't imagine giving the shit up though. Been a functional alchoholic for a couple of years now. Not proud of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 04:48:19 2010 No.6493396 >>6493376 Height and weight? Seems a little weird to need to lose 95 pounds.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 04:59:19 2010 No.6493425

>>6493396
5"8' lol

topped the scales at 255 aka seriosly fat bro

currently 178ish varies a bit. maybe losing 20 is a bit much for my body type, but I do want to get to around 160. Shit I would be fine with my current wieght if I was really ripped. Not an easy task.

feels bad having strech marks and some loose skin. I am hideous even though I really tried to improve myself. Can't win, one of the reasons why I drink.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 05:03:19 2010 No.6493440 >>6493425 Stretch marks shouldn't really matter as long as you stay fully clothed most of the time. Sadly, I have some, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 05:10:19 2010 No.6493448 >>6493425 I have stretch marks on my ass only. It's a real bummer.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 05:11:19 2010 No.6493449 A bit late, but >fatalpulse, so good

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 05:24:19 2010 No.6493470 >>6493448 meh could be worse. I have them all over. arms, torso, groin. Fuck. You only get one chance, you blow it you are fucked. Good luck getting sympathy. Only women get stretch marks afterall.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 05:33:19 2010 No.6493486 >>6493470 I have them near my shoulders and around my midsection and groin. I don't really have to worry about anyone ever seeing them since I never leave my house, though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 06:55:19 2010 No.6493617 File: 304 KB, 726x1157, 1286198556774.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My weight is 68 kilo. U jelly, fat nerds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 06:58:19 2010 No.6493625 >>6493617 My weight is 110 kilo. U jelly, skinny nerds?

>>	Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 Tue Nov 23 07:01:19 2010 No.6493634 File: 166 KB, 556x556, 6c08910b0b17c37454537235c08f1080d6781ae5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493625 Naw bro I'm puddin

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:02:19 2010 No.6493637 File: 37 KB, 187x273, uhm...png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6493617 sauce on that doujin

>>	N00b64 !FbbmtHBgtc Tue Nov 23 07:19:19 2010 No.6493652 >>6493020 You could always take female hormones an be the little girl

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:26:19 2010 No.6493657 I've been suffering with an eating disorder on and off ever since I was fourteen. Feels incredibly bad, man.

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Nov 23 07:31:19 2010 No.6493659 >>6493657 which one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:32:19 2010 No.6493661 >>6493652 How does one attain hormones, anyway? I assume you can't go to the drug store and pick them up.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:32:19 2010 No.6493662

>>6493652
That's a decent height for it, too. I wouldn't mind dropping the extra $600,000 for him to complete the transformation. If I ever get the money, that is.

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/cpip6/i_married_a_mtf_transsexual_she_was_my_best/

Link related. Hate reddit or not, the additional comments by the OP in that post gave me a raging boner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:33:19 2010 No.6493663 >>6493625 120, so nope. I'm not jelly. Just a drunkard, manchild. Half of my captcha was in hebrew ;_;

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Nov 23 07:35:19 2010 No.6493665 >>6493661 Mexican medicine. Grab me some barbiturates while you're down there.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:39:19 2010 No.6493668 >>6493665 What do you need barbiturates for? Contemplating suicide?

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Nov 23 07:43:19 2010 No.6493672 >>6493668 Nope and I've never been. People smuggle them from canada and mexico and sell them around here and bank like motherfuckers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:51:19 2010 No.6493686 >>6493672 You've never thought about suicide? Get out of /jp/. You don't belong here.

>>	Brutal Touhou Guy Tue Nov 23 07:52:19 2010 No.6493687 >>6491525 Hey, don't be sad about getting fatter. This is like building. You need to get the materials first. And you are gaining them. Now all you need is build the building. Ask /fit/.

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Nov 23 07:52:19 2010 No.6493689 >>6493686 why you have to be so negative?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:53:19 2010 No.6493693 >>6493687 Fat is just fuel. The materials is protein. Everyone knows that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:55:19 2010 No.6493698 >269 posts and 19 image replies omitted.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:55:19 2010 No.6493700 >>6493689 Because True NEETs hate other humans enough that escaping from them through death seems like a potentially good course of action. If you don't hate your fellow man at least that much, you don't belong here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:56:19 2010 No.6493705 How similar are True NEETs to drow?

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 07:58:19 2010 No.6493706 >>6493698 As if anyone's surprised.

>>	Necrobrotent Tue Nov 23 07:59:19 2010 No.6493707 >>6493700 true neets go outside and shit. You want Hikki not NEET. >>6493705 I doubt there are many similarities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:01:19 2010 No.6493713 >>6493707 There's a reason they're called True NEETs instead of just NEETs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:02:19 2010 No.6493714 >>6493705 I'm like a drow weapon. I decompose in the sunlight.

Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:11:19 2010 No.6493736

>>6491525
A high metabolic rate is correlated to more rapid aging. The more calories you consume and the faster your body processes them the more your cells work which can cause DNA damage and other problems.

Part of the key to long life is a low calorie diet and low levels of cellular activity. Eating gives your metabolism a temporary boost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:14:19 2010 No.6493742 >>6493700 But only normalfags get depressed. True NEETs are happy all the time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 08:28:19 2010 No.6493794 >>6493736 Who cares, we'll have all that shit cured within a century anyway.

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 10:40:19 2010 No.6494158 I'm skinny and really hairy. It'd be funny if I started to grow bald and had more hair on my ass than on my head. Since this is a survey/blog thread: 5'11'', 145 lbs

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 23 12:21:19 2010 No.6494536 >>6493020 a/s/l?

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 11 19:17:33 2013 No.6494536,1 >>6493020 hahaha milk is a midget

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