/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Anime is really cool, I love dolls and pictures. But I wish I could also love someone and they could love me back.

How do I leave my comfort zone and put all this behind me?

I'm ready to live a real life, not a make-believe substitute.

[Anonymous No.]

ummm

this place is sadder and scarier than /b/

[Anonymous No.]

get out normal

[Anonymous No.]

back to /v/,s hitface

[Anonymous No.]

I see

[Anonymous No.]

Then it is time for you to get out of /jp/.
Also, your love was weak from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.]

i've never had a girlfriend.
i weigh 260lbs.
i dropped out of high school.
i spend most of my day playing call of duty and LoL

whats the fastest way to suicide? (and cheapest).

[Anonymous No.]

If you feel this way, I really think you just need to leave /jp/ and go to /a/, where I'm sure there are plenty of people just like yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>I wish I could also love someone and they could love me back.

You'll sacrifice everything you love to become someone else in order to find someone to "love"? Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485204
>i spend most of my day playing call of duty and LoL
Why don't you ask facebook?

[Anonymous No.]

upper right corner of your browser OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485212
>(and cheapest)

what

[Anonymous No.]

Im also fat, 240, 6'0
I'm lazy, I work a shitty part-time job
all i do is play WoW and watch anime
I only have online friends, RL is too complicated
my true friends are my dolls, posters and pillows
They will never betray me or hurt my feelings
They will never waken me from my slumber
I see nothing wrong with this, it is what I want
One day doctors will tell me I have an IQ of 69

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/adv/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485204
>i've never had a girlfriend.
Me neither.
i dropped out of high school.
Me too.
>i spend most of my day playing call of duty and LoL
I spend all day doing whatever I feel like, no two days are ever the same. Most of the time I'm sitting infront my computer.

>whats the fastest way to suicide? (and cheapest).
What? Why are you so depressed? I feel like my life can't get any better. You and anyone else that's in the position that we're in should feel the same.

[Anonymous No.]

>my true friends are my dolls, posters and pillows
>One day doctors will tell me I have an IQ of 69

lol typical /jp/er

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485223
>/adv/

HAY GUIZE HOW DO I GET A GF?

[Anonymous No.]

so much sad neckbeards in here

[Anonymous No.]

>normalfaggotry

Get the fuck out of my NEET board. Go on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485238
>I am a neckbearded virgin and this is a secret club for neckbearded virgins like me, if you want to have a fruitful life you can GET THE FUCK OUT you faggot unloser

[Anonymous No.]

Wow OP, that's scary.


How can I make sure that never happens to me.

I like anime, but very casually, I don't get the whole obsession thing and covering your room up with it.

Should I just give it all up? im 15 and hope I never become like OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485245
Exactly.
You can get out now.

[Anonymous No.]

Why are you samefagging so much, OP?
We are going to respond, so no need to shit up your own thread. We will accomplish that just fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485245
>I am a butthurt normalfag I hate how people here can live without working and im jelly as shit since I have to deal with my cheating girlfriend and paying my home and food

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485251
>im 15
2/10. You were going well until that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485251

the problem isn't anime per say...if you dwell on anything too long it can consume your life and leave you empty

my advice would be to find a balance, socially, physically, and with your hobbies

don't make your life revolve around anything, unless it is super productive...like I dunno...becoming a doctor or athlete

[Anonymous No.]

this is the only thread on /jp/ that matters

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485195

>I'm ready to live a real life, not a make-believe substitute.

well 99% of us aren't, so gtfo and leave us alone

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485251
>if you dwell on anything too long it can consume your life and leave you empty
Yeah, like being a normal. Work 8 or more hours a day 5 days a week, spend the rest "caring" for your wife and the kids you secretly regret but can never admit it because of societal pressures from your fellow normals. Now stop replying to yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485245
>Spending all of my time pretending to like people that I can't stand doing menial work that I don't enjoy for money that I don't have an opportunity to spend because I'm too busy working makes me better than you. Oh, and I've had sex.

Typical normalfag. Enjoy killing yourself when you turn fifty and realize that you've wasted your whole life in socially conditioned wage-slavery.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485256
fuck off bob

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485263
It's per se you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.]

4chan, dead since the normalfag invasion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485214
i dont have facebook most of my friends are just myself logging multiple accounts

[Anonymous No.]

all posts without sage are OP samefagging

[Anonymous No.]

>But I wish I could also love someone and they could love me back.

Use your imagination more. It doesn't even have to be an anime girl, just daydream about your ideal girl.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm here just because i got banned so i use a proxy, but it's so fucking slow so I need a slow board. Hence, i'm here.

[Anonymous No.]

>and they could love me back.

That doesn't happen, so why bother pretending it does? No one will ever love you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485195
You can start by leading an athlete life first.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: saddest neckbeard perma-virgins try to justify their hollow lives

never amounting to anything as individuals, never knowing what it is like to love and be loved, never knowing what it is like to create.

they only know how to consume, consume products, consume toys, consume food, consume time.

they have never made anything, they have never become anything, they are simply machines that consume asian products.

hilarity and self-denial ensue, per se

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340
My origin is consumption.
Everything is consumed, everything is utilized.
Now I will consume you and you will become my amusement for this thread!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485293
These kinds of posts are usually made by people from /a/b/v/ who have never heard of nokosage and view sage as an insult.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340

yes I'm essentially a consumption machine? so what? you act like our culture doesn't revolve around consuming and being slaves to products and gimmicks....

so what if I go overboard and dwell on it? big deal, who am I hurting?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340
I'm actually a computer expert, over 100 broken computers fixed. No job, though, because I can't succeed in job interviews if my life depended on them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485282

Being a member of the "weird kids" in high school also makes you a normalfag, normalfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340
First you misspell per se. Now you use it as if you don't even know what it means. Are you underage? Or are you just retarded? Get out already, OP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340
>they have never made anything, they have never become anything

And normalfags have? Last I checked, all they do is smoke and fuck each other.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340
You'd be surprised.
Nerds are usually more creative than lots of the "normal" people.

[cheese No.]

>>6485340
we're all capitalist here you n. korean scum

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485370,1
Eat a dick cheese

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485370
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485360

/jp/ ... Where experts gather.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340
>ITT: saddest neckbeard perma-virgins try to justify their hollow lives
Let me break down this sentence for you.
>saddest
Just filler
>neckbeard
Irrelevant, only uses to invoke the stereotype of the amount of shaving the following does in your mind.
>perma-virgins try to justify their hollow lives
This is the crux of your sentence. What you are saying, then, is "perma-virgins have hollow lives" and furthermore that "they try to justify these hollow lives". So what you are also saying is "a life without sex is a hollow one, you cannot have a fulfilled life without sex"

Basically you're just an obnoxious normal obsessed with a basic biological function that countless species partake in.

[Anonymous No.]

>Last I checked, all they do is smoke and fuck each other.

lol the envy is dripping off this post, per se.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485383
We're not doing any essays here and there's no need to be formal. Seriously are you still in high school? Ha ha!

[Anonymous No.]

why are you morons responding to this, go back to g/a/ia all of you

[Anonymous No.]

That's it. I'm done with all of you pathetic neckbards.

Per se, I am better off from this place, so to speak.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485396
Saying "per se" in the end of every sentence without reason makes you appear kinda gay, dude.

[Anonymous No.]

this guy is bad, per se

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485396
I see what's going on here. Someone points out you can't spell per se because you're retarded, so as a defense mechanism you purposefully use the correct spelling, but use it in an incorrect way to make it look like you were just trolling all along and you actually knew how to spell it all along.

At least you learned something from your thread.

[Anonymous No.]

per se sounds like the kind of thing a cute girl in an anime would finish her sentences with per se

[Anonymous No.]

otakufags suppress their normal desires and express them in retarded ways: by buying stupid shit and idealizing cartoon women, and fucking pillows and dolls.

otakus are all hentai perverts. their lives revolve around loli porn and buying useless merchandise.

all they think about is sex 100% of the time, hence their rooms are covered in hentai shit

they can't lead normal lives because the are socially awkard, they are afraid to talk to people and do anything

they simply buy shit, think about sex, and live lonely boring lives that amount to nothing

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485409
HE DOESN'T SAY 'PER SE'
HE DOESN'T SAY IT

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485425
I thought you said you were leaving.

[Anonymous No.]

otaku means lonely pervert?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485425
[citation needed]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485402
But every thread must be responded to, no exceptions.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485425
P-Please stop bothering these people!~per se
They haven't done anything to you!~per se
You are being unpolite!~per se

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485425

I think that's a great life.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485425
this, also you forgot to mention the the thing that really hurts the poor otaku faggots, they're not really proud of it.

they pretend to be so proud of their failures in relationships and their anime girl pillows like in this thread but really they are jealous of people who can normally function and so they insult them for it calling them "normals" or "sheep"

you're right they're sex obsessed unlike the normal person that has had sex and so sex isn't a big deal to them, virgins become so obsessed with sex it takes over their lives and that will cause them to never have it

its kinda sad really that they will never get anywhere, but they are such balls of hate its hard to feel sympathy...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485425
normalfags suppress their real desires by expressing them in retarded ways: by buying stupid shit, by idolizing athletes and movie stars and by fucking bitches and whores.

normalfags are all disgusting perverts. their lives revolve around sex and buying useless merchandise.

all they think about is sex and money 100% of the time, hence their rooms are covered in useless shit that vouches for their "masculinity"

they can't lead real and fulfilled lives because they live in fear of censure, being afraid to say what they actually think and do what they really want to do

they simply buy shit, think about sex, and live lonely boring lives that amount to nothing

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is a good example of why anyone who isn't NEET deserves to be permabanned from /jp/. Fucking normals.

[Anonymous No.]

I like how he talks to himself and pretends people won't notice his posting style staying the same, with the same poor grammar and spelling and lack of capitalization and punctuation

oh and the

way of

typing his sentences

like this
CP dump?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485425
>>6485460
Samefag.

[Anonymous No.]

I someone trying force per se as a meme? This thread is dreadful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485340
>>6485425
>>6485460
>>6485467

Stop typing like a fucking retard.

Capitalization motherfucker, do you know it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485443

>otaku means lonely pervert?

Otaku: perverticus homoretardicus.
A retarded member of the homosapien family. They live in basements and other cold, damp places. Typical life span, 30 to 41 years. Leading causes of death suicide and obesity.
High unemployment rate. High levels of OCD and depression. Only population to be completely STD free. Often delusional and afraid, rarely see sunlight and rarely interact with other human beings.

[Anonymous No.]

you guys are losers

just my opinion per say

u jelly

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485448
Moe~

[BakaBlizzard No.]

You're just going to have to learn to love yourself, OP. And no, that does not mean saturating yourself with bullshit because it feels good, it means actually embracing what/who you are without being dependent on external judgment.

Also, what exactly does 'real life' mean to you? Assuming this isn't a bot-post, you daydreaming and sitting in front of a computer most of the time doesn't make your life any less real than the ones belonging to people who smoke cigarettes and party all night.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485481

loled so true

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485477
I don't know, per se.
Let's be friends, per se.
I love you mister, per se.

[Anonymous No.]

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485483

English is not my first language and even for me is painful to read your shitty posts, you type like 12 year old.

[Anonymous No.]

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Final Fantasy 4 about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last fight.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Rydia every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Rydia.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Rydia. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Rydia everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Rydia dolls.. Rydia is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Rydia. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Rydia. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So, this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Rydia break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

[Anonymous No.]

For nerds? Well excuse me... Some people grew up with it and is part of there culture aka asians. Also its a good thing to do when ur bored. + your list of anime is prob less thn 0.001% of whats actually on the market. Not all anime are or children and nerds there are large varietys targeted at different groups.

Also teen titans is not really anime tho drawn in a very similar/same style as anime. There are certain rules it does not follow making it a cross breed

And yes i am awfully offended at your steriotyping.

Thankyou. P.s. and no animes not just about hentai... Add more variety to your gallery...

[Anonymous No.]

Yes, I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485491
>>6485499
>>6485506
>>6485511

Took you long enough to get here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485511
>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485521
Im looking for a bento box, it cant be pinku (thats japanese for pink) or any girl color. It has to be
of 2 or more kotoba (thats japanese for 2 compartments) and has be be chibi (small) sized. And
has to be really kawaii (cute). Also It has to be about 10-20 bux. And you have to post pics of it
first (i want to make shure it's kawaii [cute]). And it would be nice if it came with matching
chopstick holder (WITH chopsticks). OH! and it CANNOT have any cartoon pictures, or be made
out of plastic. It has to be made of ceramic, or something like that. Also it would be nice if it was
made in japan. and not in china or corea (korea) or whatever. I have found a bento box similar to
the one im describing in e-bay, but it was 1 kotoba, and i dont want my gohan (rice) to touch my
other things (it can get wet and i would not like that, plus 2 compartments looks more kawaii)

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485517

>Yes, I am a weeaboo. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my japanese soul long ago and I am happy together with my real doll (who is a cute 8yo loli!). We don't any friends in and outside of the fandom and I am pretty fat and ugly looking.

>But thanks anyway asshole. Go and have sex with your girlfriend while I'll fap to my anime porn.

This is the fate of all otakus.
I hope you guys are careful.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

COPYPASTAAAAAAA

per se

[Anonymous No.]

>>6485541
She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.