/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What is it like to be a bat?

[Anonymous No.]

feels good man

[Anonymous No.]

You serve Papa Nurgle basically, since bats are flying, tiny Great Unclean Ones vector to every other disease under the sun. They can carry rabies (there's also some evidence that they literally shit airborne rabies), ebola, Marburg fever, Nipahvirus, SARS and so on.

That's also why you should never touch a bat, the chances that it has those diseases is low (like 1 in 200 bats for rabies), but you still risk a horrible death.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468404
>Nipahvirus
I wouldn't mind being infected with Rika.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6468404
>Nipahvirus
Nipahvirus isn't so bad on it's own, but people infected with it have a 65% chance of having it develope into a full blown case of the mōəs.

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6468385
notsureifserious.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

It is like being Thomas Nagel.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468464
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1id_KZ06w

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468421
Being a clam would be pretty cool. In China, it is said that with age or by merely diving under water, bats (as well as sparrows, pheasants, swallows and other small birds) can transform into clams with magical powers. Those clam-monsters are able to conjure illusions and are known to build entire mansions out of the bubby yet solid froth they produce.

So you'd become a cute clam girl (since those clams can also change their shapes, becoming an ideal girl wouldn't be difficult), your human half connecting to a giant clam-monster at your waist. You'd get into Gensokyo and take it easy every day, living your sessile life (you're a clam after all) in a large mansion made out of your own pearly secretions and driving off any would-be youkai hunter with illusions. Eventually, you'd be discovered by a shy loli mermaid, who'd be glad that she found another of her water-dwelling "sisters" in Gensokyo (as Gensokyo lacks seas, there probably aren't many sea-dwelling youkai there. ) You'd invite her to your "mansion", where she'd help you by cooking and cleaning as thanks, since neither /jp/ denizens nor clams are well-suited to those jobs.

Eventually, you'd point out how you ended up more or less as a couple, and to your surprise she'd blush and say she wouldn't mind it if she really became your wife. Clearly, no /jp/ Anonymous worth his salt would refuse a devoted, cute mermaid asking to be his (well, her in this case) wife, so you'd gladly accept. She'd also insist that you take her virginity to consummate your marriage, but since you no longer have a penis, you'd have to use your byssi instead, groping her small body with some of the silky, sticky filaments while using others deflower her. Your life wouldn't change much after this, the only difference being that she'd now sleep together with you inside your shell, hugging the fleshy adductor muscles of your clam half like a blanket.

If only ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468567
tl;dr - EX Boss of Touhou 13 is a clam youkai

[Anonymous No.]

We will never be clams ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I JUST WANNA BE A BAT

[Thoughtless Celestial !!tHnFiSDPCz5 No.]

>>6468578
I lol'd

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>>6468567
This is my favorite kind of post.

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>>6468637

Personally, these nature-meets-moegirl posts always make me sadfrog in the knowledge that I will never be turned into a girl by Wolbachia or I'll never have a clam onee-sama or whatever.

Who do I have to fucking blow around here to become a cute girl, already? Shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468678
ZUN

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

not good

[Anonymous No.]

>>6468637
cool blog bro

[Anonymous No.]

I want to give the bat with the hat a nice pat, stat!