/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Teleport to gensokyo Thread!

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>>6458512
That whole deal with the unclosed border in perfect cherry blossom seems like the simplest way.

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Today we will discuss is it better to go with Yukari or by Teleport !

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At last, Azeroth will crum- oops, sorry, wrong world.

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUA­LITY THR­EAD­

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>>6458523
Oh boy I love these occasional warcraft posts in /jp/. Always makes me laugh.

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Fuck Gensokyo! I'm going to start my own bordered off fantasy world!

With booze!
With hookers!
And blackjack!

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>>6458523
God damn it, Gul'dan, where are we now?

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>>6458523
God damn it, Gul'dan, where are we now?

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>>6458517
But the problem is that just passing border wont turn us into fairies / youkais / animal-youkais (like Chen) / little girl (for /jp/ its most important). Also we arent japanese so we cant move to japan to try to break border.

[PRINNY !.rEDaBGktE No.]

Build your own goddamn portal, mine worked just fine.

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go back to /jp/

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Azeroth vs Gensokyo, who wins?

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>>6458588
Gensokyo wins because Touhou never has unhappy endings, whereas in Warcraft people get shafted all the time. Invincible plot armor.

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>>6458588
My lvl 16 mage just killed Nazrin yesterday, so I guess WoW wins.

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>>6458596
Elfs (because they are good) and cute gnomes (because they are small and cute) and murlocs (wrlrlllllrlrlrr) would move to superior Touhou world while rest would be nuked by Touhous and die.

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>>6458588
If opening portals can tear worlds apart in Warcraft universe, then Yukari has already won.

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Armor get

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The pathway to Gensokyo is located somewhere on route 66. I believe the key is a corndog.

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>>6458620
Nice clown gear bro.

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>>6458617
Demonic portals fuck shit up, are you saying that Yukari is demonic?

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>>6458638
>Yakumo Yukari
>Species: Youkai

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[X] JUMP IN THE LAKE

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>>6458638
Youkai can be considered demonic, yes.

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>>6458617
But those portals were hastily and haphazardly thrown together by an uncaring madman.

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>>6458647
thats rather vague. youkai doesnt directly translate to demon.

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>>6458663
So, you suggest Yukari can't hastily and haphazardly throw a portal together without caring? Because that's kind of what she did in PCB.

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>>6458563
Can't we force our way in with SCIENCE?!

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>>6458690
Everytime you hastily throw a portal togather your world gets infested with burly green men, and you cant get rid of them.

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>>6458690
Fair enough.

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Horde is pretty harmless against well-developed forces, they'd be either mowed down or annoyed away by fairies.

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Silly faggots. Dimensional transport is superior to those crude gaps.

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>>6458755
>well-developed forces

You saying a bunch of loaner girls who cant have a tea party with out Armageddon is considered a well-developed force?

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Both Touhou and WoW worlds should be conqered by Chernobyl Stalkers.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6458832

Certainly better disciplined than Alliance.

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Souls can move freely to any dimension they can comprehend and root themselves in, provided they are not anchored elsewhere.

I.E. you must have no physical shell here.

I.E. suicide is the only way there.

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>>6458872
>implying we can't just wait until we die on our own

Think that shit through, mang. Besides, Yukari is known to seek out people in this world that are interesting to her and drag them out to her mansion or wherever. If you're unique enough, she'll come to you first, so stop pissing.

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>>6458961
>Implying anyone on /jp/ is unique enough. ;_;
captcha: Social spoilo

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Have you decided what kind of youkai you want to be, /jp/? Remember, extremes of mental states can turn one into a demon, and so can leading a sinful life. External means include holding your cum for a thousand days (well, guess no one on /jp/ can do this), eating mermaid liver, dying hungry or with regrets and so on.

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>>6459001
I'd abstain for a thousand days if it meant I could be a demon.

Probably be a pretty wimpy demon, though.

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>>6459001
>Remember, extremes of mental states can turn one into a demon

Can I become a demon of sloth and apathy instead?

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>>6459017
Well, a son of Meng-shih got turned into a demon for little reason than kind of being a lazy-ass NEET, so I guess it's possible. That's what is said of him.

>It has eyes but can't see, walks without moving; and has two ears but can't hear. It has the knowledge of a man yet its belly is without the five internal organs and, although having a rectum, it doesn't evacuate food. It punches virtuous men and stays with the non-virtuous.

Are you ready to be a perverted blind, deaf onee-sama, corrupting innocent young maidens by luring them with your physical disabilities only to teach them carnal pleasures and turn them into your devoted lesbian lovers. Since you'd be deaf and blind, the only way they can express their love to you would be by pleasuring you with their flowery scents and soft touches, so they'd do this constantly, hugging you tightly with their young bodies so that you won't feel alone in your sightless, soundless, eternal life.

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>>6459017
Well, a son of Meng-shih got turned into a demon for little reason than kind of being a lazy-ass NEET, so I guess it's possible. That's what is said of him.

>It has eyes but can't see, walks without moving; and has two ears but can't hear. It has the knowledge of a man yet its belly is without the five internal organs and, although having a rectum, it doesn't evacuate food. It punches virtuous men and stays with the non-virtuous.

Are you ready to be a perverted blind, deaf onee-sama, corrupting innocent young maidens by luring them with your physical disabilities, only to teach them carnal pleasures and turn them into your devoted lesbian lovers? Since you'd be deaf and blind, the only way they can express their love to you would be by pleasuring you with their flowery scents and soft touches, so they'd do this constantly, hugging you tightly with their young bodies so that you won't feel alone in your sightless, soundless, eternal life.

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I'm fucking high and playing IN
lololololI'm a fucking beast

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>>6459189
I'm so high lol so cool and edgy, EPIC.

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>>6459198
Deal with it, nerd.

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>>6459198
Take it easy bro.

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>>6459231
I don't know why I have to take it easy when people feel the urge to announce that they are high. (and they usually are not)

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>>6459246
Dude I blaze with /jp/ errry night.

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>>6458961
have any ideas how to be unique for her? I even started to learn playing Yukari theme on piano....

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>>6459246
This is /jp/
If you're not taking it easy, then you should be. No matter what.

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>>6459753
too bad no one actually follows that idea.

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>>6459246
You should always be taking it easy, whether people are claiming to be high or not.
Perhaps you should take a chill pill

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>>6459757
Two wrongs don't make a right my friend. You can restart the trend, right here and now.
The power is yours!

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>>6459753
/jp/ never takes it easy. Especially with tanks on the front page. Nothing says /v/ invansion like tanks.

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>>6459826
Tanks for nuthin' /v/!

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>>6459833
I ought to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

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>Teleport to Gensokyo thread!

Sigh.

Make my way to the human village. If I die before I get there......oh well. If I make it to the human village, learn some trade like pottery or gardening. Continue living my life the same way as when I was outside Gensokyo.....alone.

Really don't think any of the youkai ladies of Gensokyo would want to converse with me.

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>>6459873

You know this is purely imaginary to begin with, right? As in, not bound by reality or circumstance? You're not obligated to be a miserable shitsack who no one loves in your personal fantasies as well.

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>>6459906
>You're not obligated to be a miserable shitsack

But I choose to be anyway. Makes it more interesting. To be morbidly obese with Cheesy Puff crumbs scattered all over my chest and briefs, my face riddled with acne, my computer chair soaked with stale urine.........wishing and pining to be whisked away to Gensokyo so I can cuddle with all the Touhou girls.

Don't make me laugh.

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>>6459906
You mean completely ignore what actually goes on in Gensokyo and make up your own personalities?

Okay, I arrive in Gensokyo, take off my pants, and Yuka is ready to suck me off.

I live the rest of my days enjoying sex, torturing Kaguya and drinking.

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>>6459953
>my computer chair soaked with stale urine

um... what?

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>>6460018
Thought the same thing. How does urine go stale?

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>>6460018
>>6460036
Same way water gets stagnant.

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>>6460036
I was actually thinking, wtf is URINE doing on a computer chair? I wouldn't have stopped to reply if it was cum, but PISS?