/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X. No.]

Hello friends on /jp/

I'm usually on /k/ but today I was at cracker barrel and a cute half Japanese server wrote this on my check. I don't have any clue what it says. I was hoping I could get someone to translate it for me?

[Anonymous No.]

It says "I would like to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside"

[Anonymous No.]

Ching chong
Nip nong fong

[Anonymous No.]

"What a pleasure it is to be cummed inside"

[Anonymous No.]

$9 for fucking fried catfish?

[Anonymous No.]

It says "Thank you very much."
Look like you're not getting lucky tonight, buddy.

[Anonymous No.]

It just says "domo arigato" (mr roboto)

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/lang/
Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.]

"Thank you very much."

[Anonymous No.]

"Why don't you come over my house and fuck my sister"

[Anonymous No.]

pleasure something
also there is a /lang/ board, you know?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449991
Yes, he should have gone to the TEXTBOARD to post his image.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449990
I lol'd.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449990
Ｗｅｌｌ，　ｉｔ　ｓａｙｓ　ｄｏ－－－－－－－－－－－－－－－
Ｉ　ｏｎｌｙ　ｒｅｃｏｇｎｉｚｅｄ　ｄｏ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449980

It says "the pleasure of being cummed inside"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6449986
it's not a bad price considering you get an entire fish plus 3 sides cornbread and biscuits. the same shit would cost $12 or more at red lobster or ruby tuesdays.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6450008
He could post the image in /b/ and link to it in the textboard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6450008
Upload to generic site. Post link. Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6450010

Or he could post it on imageshack, link it on gaia, hotlink the thumbnail to tinypic and then post the tinypic url on te textboard.

[Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X. No.]

>>6449986
Its ok of a price if you don't go every day. Pretty good catfish.

>>6449987
>>6449990
Thanks, and damn

>>6450008
>>6449999
yeah well I don't know where it was suppose to be posted. We get people coming into /k/ all the time asking about /v/ topics

[Anonymous No.]

[Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X. No.]

>>6450032
I can see that bit in English. It could of been some crazy Japanese code to help her sister defeat the monstrous alien wizard. You never know.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

How can you eat all that yourself?

[Anonymous No.]

Why the hell would she write something you probably can't read on your bill?

My pet hypothesis is that she watches to see if you look like you understood it. If you look like you understood, she writes down your license plate number, and then uses her connections with the police to find where you live. At this point, I'm really torn between two possibilities. She's either doing this to catch pedophiles, or she's doing it to kill people society won't miss.

[Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X. No.]

>>6450048
I only had one catfish, I took the parents out to dinner

[Anonymous No.]

>>6450048
I'm sure he ordered three seperate drinks and two copies of the same meal for himself, sure.

[Red Dawn !HUMKYrK8X. No.]

>>6450052
Why would she be catching pedophiles this way? She was is in her early twenties. This theory makes no sense. I speak very little Japanese and was using it to ask her basic questions but I can't read it at all.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6450048

My face when OP was a fat American near me.

[Anonymous No.]

fountain drinks? peasants........
pts for the catfish, no no on the fried part.


TRANSLATION:
WHY DO YOU LIKE THE PLEASURE OF BEING CUMMED INSIDE YOU FAT FUCKING FUCK SHIT?