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Wakey wakey! How's mommy's favorite little NEET doing this morning? Would you like breakfast? I'm sure you're going to have a GREAT day, so lets get started! Make mommy proud!

>> No.6436670

I love you mommy~♥

>> No.6436669

Thanks, mom. I'll try to stop refreshing 4chan for one or two of my waking hours today to get something done.

>> No.6436673

>>6436666
mama ran is controlled by nrvnqsr

>> No.6436674

I wish I had Ran as my mommy ;_;.

>> No.6436678

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit anon.

>> No.6436681

I find myself easily amused by the lowest form of wit, am I an idiot mommy?

>> No.6436683

Youre not my mom

>> No.6436685

>>6436673
I don't know about you, but I'd prefer this to sharks.

>> No.6436691

>>6436683
That's just pubery talking. You'll get over it.

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>>6436666
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE PAST WEEK, BITCH?! MY WEEK HAS BEEN TERRIBLE

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I was literally birthed and raised by Ran Yakumo.

>> No.6436702

I was awake all night and I'm still a few hours from going to sleep.

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>>6436699
Oh! Goodness! Don't be a grumpy gus, young man! If you keep acting like that, I'm afraid I'll have to tickle you for 5 minutes straight!

>> No.6436718

Mama Ran, Auntie Yukari sucked my goddamn testicle right out of my urethra ;_;

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bump

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>>6436666
Hey mom, all the kids are doing it with their moms these days. Can I touch your breasts?

>> No.6436982

>>6436977
Uh, that's his sister.

>> No.6436993

>>6436977
>>6436982
source? name?

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>>6436982

>> No.6437051

>>6436999
Better.

>> No.6437058

>>6436993
No idea, something by Yui Shop tho.

>> No.6437069

If my mom was a 9 tailed fox, shit would be different around here.

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6437070

Ran may be soft on you, but I will not. Make sure you do something worthwhile today otherwise I will gap your PC away for a week.

>> No.6437073

>>6437070
Mom! Grandma is being mean again!

>> No.6437083

All I had for breakfast was a small slice of ham and a pudding snack cup.

How could my day possibly be great? ;__;

>> No.6437084

I wish I was Chen ;_;

>> No.6437086

>>6437070
Define worthwhile.

>> No.6437087

>>6437070
Would a threesome with Yukari and Ran count?

>> No.6437093

>>6437087
Mothercon! Old hag lover!

>> No.6437106

>>6437093
Meh, I'm not prejudice, I have varied tastes, I'm from /d/.

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Nii-nii! I'm hungry! Feed me!

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>>6437125
Ta-daaaaaa

Oh wait no

>> No.6437141

>>6437125
Hope you like oranges.

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>>6437132
>two hours later

>> No.6437148

>>6437144
Can Rumia tell the difference between a good blindfold and her ability?

>> No.6437155

>>6437148
Pretty sure she can feel the blindfold, anonbro.

>> No.6437165

>>6437144
Oh good, I thought she was gonna eat the dick off.

>> No.6437168

>>6437155
I suppose so. If I were her, I'd make it dark anyway just to fuck with any humans around.

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>>6437168
>just to fuck with any humans around

Yep.

you will never be raped by a ball of darkness.tiff

>> No.6437177

>>6437168
But she already is fucking with them.

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>>6437177
Dohoho.

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>>6437144
Nii-Nii! Stop it! It hurts!

L-Leave me alone!

>> No.6437199

>>6437196
This only makes my penis harder!

>> No.6437200

How fast can Rumia activate/deactivate her power? It can't be healthy to have lights flashing on and off constantly. ... For the humans, I mean. If Rumia was blindfolded though, she'd be fine.

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>>6437196
What's that you say? Post Tanoshii Rumia no Okashi Kata? Again? Well, alright then.

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>>6437204
Whoops, missed a page

>> No.6437206

>>6436666
It would be nice if I had a loving mother instead of a cold government to leech off of. Actually, I would feel guilty leeching off of a loving mother, so it's better this way.

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>>6437202
Silly Daiyousei, your delusions have no effect on me,

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>> No.6437215

>>6437200
Oriental Sacred Place says she can do it instantly.

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>>6437225

>> No.6437230

>>6437215
Hmm. Does that mean the full radius instantly, or at the speed of light? I don't really trust them to be able to differentiate between the two... and I guess it doesn't matter except in very specific situations that would never actually occur.

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>>6437232
>>6437230
Must be the speed of light, otherwise it'd violate relativity!

>> No.6437240

>>6437230
My bets on speed of light, because if you look at it this way, isn't Rumia's power of darkness the same as one would open a lamp or light a candle?

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>>6437245
Last page I'm bothering to post since flood detections a bitch; I'm sure you can all find the source easily enough by yourselves.
Also, if you look carefully at this image you might notice something special!

>> No.6437252

>>6437239
Like violating relativity means it can't happen.. this is Touhou, that's a minor raping of physics compared to some.

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>>6437252
That's the joke.jpg

>> No.6437264

>>6437258
I'd really like to know what this page says.

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