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A man is standing on the edge of the bridge, looking down and pondering suicide. Suddenly, through the fog, a hideous old hag walks toward him. "My name is Yukari. I can give you something to live for; I'm a youkai, and I'll spirit you away to a wonderful land full of nothing but beautiful 2D lolis with frilly dresses and silly hats, on one condition; you have to have sex with me." The man is very hesitant at first. She's disgusting, has large breasts and is 3D. After some thought, he agrees, takes her home, and has a wild night. In the morning, he asks her, "Alright, when are we leaving to the place you talked about?" She answers: "Aren't you a little old to believe in Gensokyo?"

that man was ZUN

>> No.6426933
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>Yukari
>She's disgusting

>> No.6426935

I'd be okay with this happening to me.

>> No.6426939

when did Yukari become 3D...?

>> No.6426946

>>6426939
I thought the joke implied that it wasn't actually Yukari

>> No.6426947

>>6426939
It's Yukari, she can cross the border between 2D and 3D whenever she wants to.

>> No.6426955

>>6426947
>>6426946
Which is it?

>> No.6426957
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>>6426955

>> No.6426963

>>6426957
Gensokyo is now full of little brown girls.

>> No.6426969
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>>6426946
Well she talks about 2D and Gensokyo so my thought if I were to take it seriously would be that the guy in question is hallucinating as a sub-conscious survival mechanism.

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>>6426963

>Gensokyo is now full of little brown girls.

Tales From Niggersokyo.

>> No.6426991

>>6426969
Why does everything think Sanae is hallucinating? The way I see it she is too old now and is remembering the good times of her youth.

>> No.6426988

>>6426957
>I AM A HUGE SECONDARY FAGGOT, PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

>> No.6426994

>>6426913

She looks 2D to me.

>> No.6426997

>>6426991
When you are that old you're prone to hallucinating, not that you can tell the difference or that it matters. Being human sucks..

>> No.6427001

>>6426991
>>6426997
But Sanae is a god.

>> No.6427008

>>6427001
Since when? demi-god at most, and they do grow old.

>> No.6427036

>>6426991
In the thread that picture was made for, Sanae is actually some mentally ill, lonely, wheelchair-bound, shut-in girl who masturbates using her umbrella and dreams being in Gensokyo to escape her depressing reality. Nothing with being too old.

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6427040

>a hideous old hag walks toward him.

Don't speak ill of my love. Yukari is a beautiful and sophisticated woman and you will treat her as such.

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>>6426988
>STOP DOING WHAT ZUN WANTED TOUHOU FANS TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I DON'T LIKE IT!!!!

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>yukari
>hideous
>greentext
FUCKING ZUNSTOP

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>>6427047
>ZUN WANTED TOUHOU FANS TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE
[citation needed]

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>>6427040
Sweet and innocent ladies.

>> No.6427074

Ah, the world of dharma is full of light.

>> No.6427076

>>6427074

that night

i realized

that the night sky was full of stars

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>implying Yukari is a hag.

fucking /jp/edos I swear. Any girl that isn't a flat chested twig is old and fat to you retards.

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>this thread

>> No.6427520

Well, I prefer Hags, thank you.

>> No.6428058 [DELETED] 

QUALITY T­HREAD

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>> No.6431415

Gensokyo is the dream of a comatose girl in hospital.
Concealed the Conclusion said so!

>> No.6431431

>>6431415
Gensokyo is a dream world made by a drunk guy! This is a fact!

>> No.6431440
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6431440

The best hag.

>> No.6431447

>large breasts and 3D

Its not worth it. What good is it to make it to Gensokyo if im dead in side when i get there?

>> No.6431466
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IF YUKARI WAS MY MOTHER, EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT DOWN HERE!!

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>>6431466
>IF WAS
>WILL BE

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>> No.6431727

>>6426913
We all knew that its zun, because he is priest of gensokyo and can leave and come back to it when he wants

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