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6419991 No.6419991 [Reply] [Original]

These two are now your imoutos from now on. Treat them well Anonymous.

>> No.6419995

So do I get frozen or eaten first?

>> No.6420019
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>>6419995
meat popsicles.

>> No.6420022
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my fondest dream realized? this can't be real ;_;

>> No.6420028

>>6419991
MY PENIS IS READY

>> No.6420031
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This is everything I could have ever dreamed of.
I want to play in the snow with Cirno and make a snow fort and snow angels and a snowman and watch super robot shows and Saturday morning sentai with her and wake up on Christmas morning and open presents with her and let her win at arm wrestling and make run on sentences about her.
Rumia is a nice bonus I guess.

>> No.6420057

>>6420031
I feel the same way about Rumia. Perhaps we could share?

>> No.6420068

>>6420031

:_;
So beautiful

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>>6420057
Not a bad idea, just so I don't accidentally neglect her or something.

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>>6420091
A Christmas picture without Rumia? I'm sad now :(

>> No.6420115
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>>6420102
Here, have a New Years without that one girl who I actually don't give a fuck about.
Rumia's pretty rad. Just not as rad as Cirno, Wriggle, or Mystia.

>> No.6420130
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>>6420115
I like Rumia the most, but they're all good. Some versions of Daiyousei are nice... she varies a lot.

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Sure!
I will make sure that they have fun every day and that they can take it easy! I have allways wanted something to take care of. I want to show them that I care and truly love them.

>> No.6420197
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6420197

If you want someone to care about so much, adopt Medicine as your sister.

>> No.6420266

boy i sure want an imouto that will gut me like a fish and eat my steaming entrails

>> No.6420273
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HHHHHHNNNNNGGGHHHHHH

>> No.6420308

>>6420266
Neither of them would. Your entrails wouldn't be steaming thanks to Cirno's presence!

>> No.6420314
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Ok, so Cirno is taken and Rumia too. I want Daiyousei.

>> No.6420334
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>>6420314
Which one? There are multiple running around... I claim sadistic Daiyousei.

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>>6420334
Tragic Daiyousei is the best Daiyousei.

>> No.6420346

>>6420342
No way, tragedy has no place in Touhou! Outside of backstories.

>> No.6420350

>>6420334
The cute and easy-going Daiyousei. My picture was related~

>> No.6420356

>>6420346
Well, we're in luck, because it turns out this actually is a backstory. Everybody wins.

>> No.6420358

>>6420356
Official backstories, damn you! Backpedaling as hard as I can!

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>>6420358
Oh, shush. You're just jealous of killing machine Daiyousei.

>> No.6420374

>>6420350
Easy-going? She's a worry-wart. The one voice of reason in Cirno's gang.

>> No.6420396

>>6420372
Why would I be jealous of someone who's only good for threatening Gensokyo's peace?

>> No.6420402

>>6420374
Of course, but despite this she always is with the gang, and especially Cirno. You can't be with Cirno all the time if you're not an easy-going person. Don't you think ?

>> No.6420404

>>6420396
Because peace is overrated.

>> No.6420414
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>>6420402
She's easy going until the going gets tough, then she collapses in a ball of stress and fretting.

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>>6420396
What a cruel thing to say.

>> No.6420424

>>6420404
Not in Gensokyo it isn't. Yukari swore on her life to uphold Gensokyo's peace and that's what she's damn well going to do. If she failed... I don't believe Gensokyo would exist anymore.

>> No.6420438

>>6420419
Reimu doesn't do it, does she? Stupid girl.

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>>6420414
That's a good thing that she have limits, unlike Cirno. I can protect her when she's afraid or stressed.

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>>6420438
She feels bad enough about it herself. Leave her alone.

>> No.6420460

>>6420424
And if Gensokyo didn't exist, everything would spill back into our world.

Just as planned.

>> No.6420467

>>6420459
You can't fool me; that's an alternate universe. Besides, I have no sympathy for a Reimu that isn't a cold-hearted bitch.

>> No.6420470

>>6420460
Half of Gensokyo's residents, at least, would instantly die to Science exposure.

And those are the lucky ones.

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>>6420467

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>>6420473

>> No.6420482

>>6420473
OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU BRING THAT SCENE NOW

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>>6420478
How cold of you, Reimu.

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>>6420478

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>>6420489
Ah, how cold of you, Reimu.

>> No.6420492

To be the strongest you need to build your muscles, right? To build your muscles you need protein, do you know where to get lots of protein?
That's right, by drinking oniichan's special milk.

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>>6420467
That Reimu is actually particularly ruthless, now that I think about it.

>> No.6420508

>>6420502
Nice... I like that Reimu.

>> No.6420526

>>6420492
Not true. You're much better off eating meat.

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Why do we always have to play doctor with you, onii-chan?

>> No.6420624

>>6420621
Why are you always so sick, Cirno-chan?

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6420633

Can't I have Rumia as my wife?

>> No.6420642

>>6420633
Over my dead body.

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6420945

>Rumia and me after a night of sharing a bed

>> No.6420977

>>6420945
After Rumia eats us, we Rumia fans should combine our skeletons to form a Gashadokuro. Our skeletons will join together and somehow form a small, cute girl, and we'll be her undead youkai girlfriend for all eternity.

I want to be the guy that shouts "GATTAI DA" before our combination sequence starts.

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>>6420977
I want to be the huge guy who is your old friend and looks like he could crush your head with on hand, but still does less damage than you.

>> No.6421018

>>6419995
Anonymous is a meal best served cold.

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6421149

Does sorrow work? Love and anger would be great too.

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