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>> No.6401596

>last had

>> No.6401594
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6401594

No I don't.

>> No.6401599

YOU REMEMBER LAST HAD SEX.

>> No.6401604

hahaha

no

reported

>> No.6401607

>>6401599
the dot is not red

>> No.6401612

>>6401607
I tend to finish everything I write with a dot

>> No.6401614

>>6401599
It's in red, that means it must be true.

Are you a witch, OP?

>> No.6401619

>>6401612
except that one sentence there, right?

>> No.6401621

You now remember you never had sex despite being close to or exceeding three decades of age.

>> No.6401628

>>6401621
>implying /jp/ isn't made entirely of little girls

>> No.6401631
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6401631

Infinity?

>> No.6401636
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6401636

>>6401621

>> No.6401639

>>6401628
We are immortal little girls. Every one of us is 18+.

>> No.6401643

A couple of days

>> No.6401651

2.5 years

>> No.6401653
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6401653

>>6401639
Just because you've been alive for decades doesn't mean you're older than eighteen.

>> No.6401655

It's been 4 years.

>> No.6401656

now how long it's been since you.

>> No.6401659

>>6401636
You're not alone.

>> No.6401664

> had sex
Have I? Damn, i can't remember when...

>> No.6401675

^Trust me, it happened. When you gonna get back in the game dawg?

>> No.6401683

woow, it's been so long dude, like, infinity

>> No.6401684

I last had sex on Halloween.

>> No.6401696

One month. Sucks man, I can't see my boyfriend for another 2 months before I can get any more action.

>> No.6401700

>>6401594
source?

>> No.6401724

9 years 4 months 23 days and 8 hours. Give or take and hour or two.

>> No.6401725

does never count as eternity?

>> No.6401735

>>6401684
When children come trick or treating, you are supposed to give them candy, not semen.

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