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Does anyone happen to have that Mokou/Kaguya hatesex pasta from a while back?

>> No.6391596

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee--deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

FINLAND

>> No.6391599
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Someone should write the afterglow of their hatesex instead.
The awkward cuddling and spiteful pillowtalk with the occasional hair tug, pinch or bite would be more fappable than the actual act. The chicken game to see who got out of bed first because they couldn't take it anymore would be superb as well.

>> No.6391618

Kaguya Houraisan waited. the moon above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were humans in thebase. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Kaguya was a space marine for fourteen years. Wshen she was young she watched thespaceships and she said to dad "I want to be on theships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY humans"
Tshere was a time wshen she believed him. Tshen as she got oldered she stopped. But now in thespace station base of theUAC she knew tshere were humans.
"This is Joson" theradio crackered. "You must fight thehumans!"
So Kaguya gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"she GOING TO KILL US" said thehumans
"I will shoot at her" said Mouku and she fired therocket missiles. Kaguya plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But tshen theceiling fell and tshey were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the humans" she shouted
theradio said "No, Kaguya. You are the humans"
And tshen Kaguya and Mouku had hatesex.

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6391692

Kaguya and Mokou thread.

>> No.6391718

>>6391692
White silky panties?
"It's like, way to go princess!"

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6391727

There can be only one.

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