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I imagine Ran being the go-to person in Gensokyo for all the touhous who have the urge to be babied. They call Ran and set up an appointment and they come over to Mayohiga while Yukari and Chen are gone and she diapers them and feeds them and rocks them back and forth to sleep.

In the morning, the touhou leaves, waving goodbye to Ran and thanking her for making them feel loved and stress-free for a single night.

The thing is, Ran is actually the one who feels she should be thanking them, as she is barren, and can never have a real child of her own. Ran's babysitting service is the closest she will ever get to feeling the love of a child.

As the client leaves in the morning and waves goodbye, Ran waves back, and sheds a single tear...


Ran is the most motherly and lovable touhou in the entire series, that is why there is so few porn doujins about her. She is just too sacred to artists to defile.

Ran/General

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People who only go on /jp/ at night do not know the love of Mama Ran in the mornings

>> No.6382917 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD­

>> No.6382932

God, I hate fanon.

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just look at that smile and tell me you hate her

>> No.6383032

I don't hate her, but don't ninetail foxes tend to eat humans?

>> No.6383044

>>6383032
stop put the reality in thread like this

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>>6383032
just tofu

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what the fuuuuuck...

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>>6383107
...is this thread!!!

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Wake up every morning

to this face

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>> No.6383311

>>6383128
"OOOH! Hee hee! I didn't know you slept nude! S-sorry! My my, mommy's little boy sure has grown...!"

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What is she watching on TV, /jp/?

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>>6382894
Should mommy wish her precious little boy a good night too?

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>>6382852

>> No.6383428

>>6382894
Eeee, here comes that warm and fuzzy feeling again.

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furriest titmonster

>> No.6383438

>>6382852
Ran can't have a child? She should ask Sanae for tips.

>> No.6383593

Ran wouldn't do shit for you, theres a higher chance of her gouging your eyes out or ignoring you, than her actually talking to you.

The denizens of gensokyo don't interact nicely with powerless mortals.

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>>6383438

She probably had a ton of kits back in the first century as a fox. With at least 10 different males whom she all outlived.

It's something of a sad thing being an ancient mythical creature of incomprehensible power, having outlived your husbands and children and all.

>> No.6383616

>>6383429
Tittiest furrymonster.

>> No.6383626

>>6383593
That's what my SL8 is for.

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