/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Are you handing out your Touhou CDs to all the little children, /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

No. Stop posting that.

[Anonymous No.]

Handing out Glorious UC OVAs on DVD instead.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

i´m handing out dvd´s with the newest hentai-ova´s

[Anonymous No.]

Hahahaha, this is really too good to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377323

you seem to be lost, my friend.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not nice to trick small children into playing Demonophobia, anon.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

What's the one thing kids like more then candy on a cold October night?

Warm waffles.

I'm giving them out with syrup on disposable plates.

[Anonymous No.]

I assume most of /jp/ can't hand out candy due to court orders...for shame /jp/, for shame.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>>6377440
That's why I hand out waffles.

Loopholes, you see.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377422
I wish to be the little kid and ring at BOOF's place.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377422
>>6377448
Show us your waffles on a plate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377422
Waffles from Holland that I haven't even seen in my fucking homecountry, Holland. Fuck man, fake.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you supposed to make small talk with the kids, or just hand out the candy in silence?

I've tried both and they feel equally awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377323
True /k/ommandos can kill people with discs.

[Anonymous No.]

What's in halloween game?

[Anonymous No.]

I'm handing out melted chocolate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377599
What kind of small talk do you have with children?

[Anonymous No.]

Yume no Early Childhood Psychological Trauma

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377616
The guy who originally did it put in Imperishable Night.

I would have gone with Perfect Cherry Blossom because it's more halloween related

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377638
Oh come on, I'm sure they would handle it fine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377599
If there's parents with them, try talking to the parents. If there's only kids, just talk to them like kids or ask what they're supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377599

I've always gotten by with just saying Happy Halloween and/or "Ok, it's two for each" etc.

Halloween is just an annoying chore for me, having to constantly get up and go give out candy over a 4 or 5 hour period. It's a little disconcerting when suddenly you realize "Oh shit, I'm running low on candy" and then the next trick or treaters is a group of like fucking 6 kids with their parents with flashlights farther back up the driveway, which basically obligates you to not be a dick to the kids (aka give them lots of candy) lest you possibly want the locals saying you're a stingy ass etc.

Worse yet is that I have a huge midterm tomorrow and my prime studying period will be periodically interrupted by those goddamn kids.

If anyone somewhat resembles a Touhou (I assume it's unintentional but I've seen some near-Marisa looking outfits before) they get a double candy bonus for incidentally having a fucking kick ass costume. Any really fucking awesome costumes get double-candy from me actually, but it's rare to see something really good/creative.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377668
>If anyone somewhat resembles a Touhou
If I ever saw a Touhou, they can take all the candy.

Sadly, the closest to Japanese culture you'll get is a fucking naruto or an inuyasha. They deserve no candy.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm doing my part by blasting j pop and touhou remixes out my window for the children to enjoy. I'll put on some miku for the older children later tonight

[Anonymous No.]

I like putting on music like the ghostbusters theme, thriller, toccata and fugue, hall of the mountain king, things like that. It makes people think you're "in the spirit" without having to buy stupid plastic shit to put in your yard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MjuEqaSWmk

Hopefully I'm not scaring away any Yuyuko cosplayers. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377715
The ones you are scaring away aren't even cosplaying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377737

... I don't get it.

What's that supposed to mean?

[Pedonymous !!Yt4AmPxM3rB No.]

BEST HALLOWEEN EVER

I JUST GOT A 12 Y/O REIMU AND A 15 Y/O MARISA

THEY HAD TO GIVE ME HUGS AND SO THEY GOT 50 CANDIES EACH

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377715

You can always get a midsize pumpkin for a couple of bucks and carve it out. I guess it's kind of too late now, but there's always next year etc.

Carving pumpkins is fun actually, because you can carve out Touhous or whatever the fuck you want on them yet it will still satisfy the expectation to have some Halloween stuff around your house.

For a few years I used to sneer at those people who spend hundreds on Halloween shit taking over their entire front yard, but on the other hand, I remember how much fun those houses were when I was a kid, and so I accept that some people go through great efforts to keep the spirit up. Compared to all other holidays out there, Halloween is only second to Christmas as best Western tradition. It's easy to think "damn, we have zero culture compared to Asians" but then you see that Japanese are highly amused by Halloween and Christmas (and yet utterly fail at celebrating them properly) and realize, hey, we still do have strong traces of our heritage, much less a motherfucking night of the undead, directly tied back to our pagan/Celtic roots. Few other cultures can brag of having such a damn cool holiday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377323

lol idiot.

I once posted "go back to >>>/jp/" because i thought i was on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377793
Did their parents kick the shit out of you for molesting their daughters? Or do parents even accompany their children on halloween anymore?

[Pedonymous !!Yt4AmPxM3rB No.]

>>6377842
Their dad lol'd, probably expected that reaction from a Touhoufag.

[Anonymous No.]

>Buy a bunch of candy
>Get 2 trick-or-treaters

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377715
>toccata and fugue
Pretty cliché, but interesting idea. Some time I'm gonna try putting up a playlist with all my minor key organ music throughout the night, light up a bunch of candles instead of electric lights, and put on the most elegant tuxedo I can get my hands on.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377793
Why are you such a shitposter?

[Anonymous No.]

Oh fuck. I need to do that next year. Next year, I wanna try handing out soda bottles labelled with touhou girls.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377638
>>6377642

Need more reccomendations for games to put in. I wasn't able to do it this halloween due to midterms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377853

Dude, you just got an excuse to eat a bunch of candy. I always pick out ones that I personally like expressly for the purpose of eating the leftovers.

[Anonymous No.]

So what would you say if you were to give a CD instead of candies? I can't think of anything that would not make me look suspicious or come off as an awkward pedophile.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377863
Butthurt moralfag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377901
People that strive for originality are better than those who do the typical crap. Let the parents see the CD first if they want, it's not like Touhou is inappropriate.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377901

If I ever end up doing that (unwise) strategy of just leaving a large basket of candy outside, I'd mix the CDs in there. That way I'm not involved directly and they can just leave them there if they want.

Any kid who raids the whole basket (which I half-assume will happen within 20 mins of me putting it outside) will thus perhaps (however small the chance) get hooked on Touhou in revenge.

After all, if I went and emptied a whole basket and got like 20 CDs to boot, I'd be at least curious to see what the fuck was on them before I toss them. And so it begins.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377915
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_user
name=&search_tripcode=!!Yt4AmPxM3rB

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377858
Put on Danse Macabre and answer the door wearing nothing but a cape and panties.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377278

I put the files inside flash drives that look like PEZ dispensers. Win?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377935
He's gonna try it for 5 minutes and say to himself "this is boring, I'm gonna go play some Halo".

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377960
Yeah you're going to get a lot of "what the fuck am I playing" and nothing else. Or the parents will google "Touhou" and then call the police.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377925

I agree. Its better to hand out something out of the ordinary than Nestle, Cadbury, Mars and any other chocolates that everyone else is handing out.

it cost me 20 dollars to produce those CD's.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377953

Interesting. Tell me more. How did you afford those flashdrives? What size? How did you put them in? I wish to do this next year if I can.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377986

Matt Groening hands out Pocky and other Japanese treats on Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377953
No. Kids are too fucking stupid to know what flash drives are and would throw them out. A waste of reasources, money and time if you ask me

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377996

I work in an electronics store, so I can get them half off. I have around 50 so far, mostly 1 or 2GB drives, almost all of them Lexar or Kingston brand, which fit easily in a PEZ dinspenser. I take care to give them to older kids only, 10+, and with instructions inside.

[Anonymous No.]

In 10 year's time, when my children are not infants anymore, I shall make them cosplay Remilia and Flandre and take them trick-or-treating. The kids better put the costumes on. Both the boy and girl.

I can only hope Touhou is still around then.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

Uh oh, the sun is going down.

Time to turn off all my lights and hide.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378087
Enjoy your toilet paper and eggs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378103
"No candy? Fuck you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378081

What a wonderful idea my friend. Such dedication and and money spent on memory storage devices make me very envious. You have done a wonderful job. Ignore cretins like >>6378012, continue on next year and continue your work.

[Anonymous No.]

I didn't know so many of /jp/ lived in houses and in moderate-to-nice neighborhoods where people actually trick or treat.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378084

Japan will be dead by then.

[Anonymous No.]

Okay, I just left a bag with 50 mini chocolate bars in it hanging on my doorknob, with a note saying to take one since I was asleep.

I just took it in, and counted the bars. 54.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378137
>I don't know how to count, is this weird

[Anonymous No.]

Turned out al the lights
Marathoned Band of Brothers with the surround sound all the way up and the windows open.

Have my pistol sitting next to my desk and the windows open for the inevitable neighborhood egging.

Fuck Halloween in the suburbs

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378144
That or the box was lying.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378122
/jp/ either lives at home or in solitude; /jp/nons have some cash at least since they're online or have friends who offer free internet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378137

Beato did it.

[Anonymous No.]

/r/ custom covers for OP's CDs.

[Anonymous No.]

Technically not allowed within 500 feet of children, as the signs on my chain-link fence clearly indicate.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>6378103
At least I'd have an excuse to run outside and scare the crap out of those kids if that happened.

Using the fire extinguisher or hose on them would be enough.

[Anonymous No.]

Happy Halloween, hotglue.

Next year I'm going to go as Yuyuko, bedsheet and red market style.

[Anonymous No.]

Does japan even celebrate halloween?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378137
Candy that is just lying around in the open is creepy and potentially disease-infected, so nobody wanted it. One really smart person realized that a lot of their candy was probably laced with weird shit, dumped what they had collected so far, and went back home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378222
In their own Japanese way. The whole "holiday spirit" deal sans the actual door-to-door trick-or-treating

[Anonymous No.]

Is there a way to distribute Touhou CDs on Christmas? Something like Toys for Tots, but for kids whose families can afford a computer.

[Anonymous No.]

ITT: /jp/ bursts into treats

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378355
Go to the shittiest area of your city and start handing out cds to brown kids

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>>6378148

Fuck year, band of brothers!

Strange that you get people egging on Halloween and not the night before. Around here (rural Pennsylvania) the night before is called "Mischief Night" and basically angsty teens have free reign and run around egging things, TP'ing shit, and so on.

Halloween, kids are actually way more well behaved.

I always say I'm going to foot patrol the neighborhood with a shotgun full of beanbag rounds & a flashlight, but just my luck I'll get arrested for that, and the kids who break car windows and set shit on fire inside of them go free.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378389

suddenly, youtube hits for "graze dat" mysteriously skyrocket

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!R/52MaMCG2y No.]

>Dressed up little girls sitting on my doorstep enjoying warm waffles

It's good living in lolliwood, USA

[Anonymous No.]

I want this kind of loli for Halloween.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378726
Did one of them sit on your lap?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378771
You are too picky, anonymous, as long as it's a creative costume, you should be happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378771
Remi is a classy lady. That's just a kid.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6378726
we are a step closer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6377422
Waffles? Don't you mean carrots?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378726

Just don't give them any guns, or the keys to the Mini.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378822

Now show us, on this doll, where Mr.Boof touched you when he took you for a ride in his Mini

hahaha

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378587

No. Keep doing that. Have a get-away car to make sure when you make your shot, you can at least make a quick run. Shoot and run, you want to scare the little shits in not coming around your neighborhood. Since most angsty teens are out at night breaking shit, the probability of identifying you from a distance and having themselves get arrested is minimal. This is an opportunity my friend.

[Anonymoose No.]

Aha, it's already this time and kids are still outside?
Don't they have school tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378939
Beanbag rounds can still be leathal
Paintball is more realistic since many many people have them and there are no regulations on them.

[Anonymous No.]

You're gonna kill someone with those beanbag rounds. They'll break bones easily, and scramble your guts if you get hit in the soft part of the abdomen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378961
Don't you have school tomorrow too?

[Anonymoose No.]

>>6378991
No, do you?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378997
University but I'll probably stay home.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6378991
I'm going to see if I can get a job tomorrow!
Local grocery store needs an overnight clerk and their sign has been sitting up front for almost a week.

It would be nice to be able to purchase things.

[Anonymous No.]

I got half a dozen pajama ninjas, a pac-man ghost, and a bunch of poor kids with backpacks for Halloween bags. Shit sucks.
Every year I hope against hope I'll get a Touhou. They could take the candy, the pumpkin, anything they want.

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>>6379040
Good luck, I guess. Overnight clerk sounds nice, as long as they don't make you clean stuff when it's slow.

[Anonymous No.]

I got 2 kids this year.
What the fuck is wrong with children, free goddamn candy. No razor blades, even.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379149
If I was ever a parent I would never take my children trick or treating. They could go be with friends or at a school event but no way would I let them go to strangers' doors at night and also eat candy from strangers. It's a cute tradition and all but I think more and more parents are realizing how absurd it is to let their children do this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379161
The lack of trust in others is one of the fundamental things wrong with this world.

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

i was that troll face thing for my costume and everybody thought that i was a fucking mummy i mean wtf

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379170
Amen, brother. How is the world supposed to operate if we don't trust each other?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379172
ass off jomod

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379172
Of course they would, you have the face flipped! Who would be able to recognize that off the street?

[Anonymous No.]

Well Halloween's coming close to being over. # of children? 0. My brother took his kids to a thing at a local church where they had kids get candy because DEAR GOD THEY COULD GET HURT BY SICKOS so no trick or treating for them.

What is the world coming to?

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

>>6379180
well i was going to be that but my printer flipped out and made the black guy purple

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379194
Humanity is getting more intelligent. The next step will involve people realizing that kids shouldn't get candy at all on Halloween, because developing bodies and minds shouldn't be consuming refined sugars.

Healthy and safe kids in the next generation, nothing to mourn for.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379199
What is that even from

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

>>6379222
me i was the one who made it

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379161
>They could go be with friends or at a school event but no way would I let them go to strangers' doors at night
You, sir, will make a smart parent. You fully realize the danger of letting your kids interact with strangers and also appreciate the fact that the families of your children's friends would never dream of harming your child, nor the staff at your local school. A teacher having indecent relations with a minor!? That's absurdity right there.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379232
Sorry I'm not a psychopath who would homeschool their kids and keep them locked up all day. They need to interact with other people. Just not with total strangers, at night.

Obviously a responsible parent will meet with the parents of their childrens' friends and also with their teachers, to verify they are legit. Will that guarantee 100% that they are safe? No. You can't prevent danger but you can minimize it.

[Anonymous No.]

my mom got a shit load of candy to give out but damn even living in a very large apartment complex, not a single kid showed up

just realized miami is a pretty ideal place to be alone, no one fucks with you or anything

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379249
he was implying you thought teachers and other parents were 100% safe

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379179
Trust is what allows people to be taken advantage of.
Not that I have anything against it. But some people aren't trustworthy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6379249

You know you can go WITH them trick-or-treating, right? You can just watch them from whatever distance you feel comfortable. My parents did that back when I went out on Halloween. Kids get candy, parents know their kids are safe, everyone wins.

[Anonymous No.]

decent content bump

[Anonymous No.]

Don't know what's worse though, not having any kids show up at all, or having kids show up without costumes. You ask what they are, and you get creative answers like a rapper or a gangsta. Were it not for the threat of the little thugs causing some sort of property damage, I'd slam the door and call it a night.

[Anonymous No.]

No because I'm not an autist