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>/jp/ when he is 35 years old, his parents have passed away, and he rents a basement apartment with his monthly welfare income

>> No.6352118
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>mfw I own a house, don't work at all, and am rich.

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>>6352118
You don't belong in /jp/.

Please leave.

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Me when I'm 35.

>> No.6352133
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>/jp/ when he is 38 years old and he is so rich making porn he owns a house

>> No.6352138

>>6352118
but, you live alone in your own house right?

>> No.6352143

>>6352133
I started lifting weights a month ago in hopes of getting dat gachimuchi physique.

>> No.6352148

I'm already like that and I'm 23.
I swear I have two cups on my desk, books, even the usb joypad. I have cookies instead of a sandwich, though, but I have 12 years to get that right.

>> No.6352149

>>6352138
Foreveralone.

>> No.6352157

Such a mess would trigger my OCDs like crazy.

>> No.6352171

No way. When a /jp/ user has nothing left to lose, he usually experiences a period of lethargy for up to three months, before crawling to his bed and ceasing movement altogether. He may be mistaken for dead at this stage, and most users are even buried, but a great change is taking place within him. After a year and a day, he will emerge stark naked, most likely in his coffin, as a pure and elegant maiden. The way to the 2D world will then open to her, and she will be greeted by a gentle, caring girl who will act as an elder sister and provide her with frilly clothing, smiling warmly as she bathes the blushing, now-female Anonymous and dresses her like a doll. Afterwards, she will lead her to their bedroom, where she would teach the /jp/ user the pleasures of being a girl until no trace of her former personality remains, turning him into a cute, young maiden yearning for her sister's warm touch.

They will then live forever as sisters and lovers, away from the 3D world, meeting other transformed Anonymous and having tea parties with them while discussing Touhou and VNs.

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>>6352157
Once you've experienced crushing defeat in the game called life, lapsing into a mental breakdown or suffering from the effects of post-traumatic stress syndrome, you too will retire from taking care of yourself and your dwellings. Your OCD will take a back seat here. Yep, it's only a matter of time.

>> No.6353621

>>6352171

this is my dream

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>>6352171
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>> No.6353638

>>6352111
My parents aren't going to die in eleven years.

>> No.6353645

I'll be a dragon by the time I'm 35.

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