/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Hahahahahaha ha. No. I'm a woman, dickface. Little 110lb 5'2" thing, but still a full grown woman who pays her own bills with a real job (doesn't even remotely involve sex, amazing, isn't it?). Get over your butthurt misconceptions. In fact, maybe your butt would hurt less if your falsely arragont empty head wasn't shoved up it so far.

Yeah, I'm not good at ripping people a new one, I admit it. But your butthurt "I AM A REAL MAN" attitude is just so pathetic. Compensating much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6309918
PROTIP: John is not a real person.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6309932
Protip: that's copypas- oh hohoho you almost got me.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

Omg hai there - . - I'm Betty-san and I absolutely looooathe -_____- niggers </3 especially Ephidel!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the WORST day of my life when I met my husbandu Ephi!! <//////////////////3 OMFGZ HE WAS SUUUUCH AN ANNOYING PERSON!!! Supa baka desu!!!!!!!! >______< When I walked onto /wakaba/ -________- I looked up and saw... EPHIDEL!!!!!!!!! </////////////////////////33333333!!!!!!!!!" KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZ ANATA BAKA EPHI-SAN!!!!!!!!" I yelled n_____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!he looked at me [-.-;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a souvenir shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE SAGE!!! RLY!! >_____< *(;_* *(;_* *(;_*] then I saw darth_tohru, that baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!!!! [ -___________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (O_O);;;;;] so I yelled "UH UH BAKA NEKO I DUN LIKE HIM BUT WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH J CAUSE EPHI-SAMA CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT TOUHOES!!! (then ephi held me close O_______O; and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (X_x)/ then he went into a washing machine and set it on heavy duty!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

[Anonymous No.]

>>6309918
>Suigin !fKazami