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Well /jp/ I'm fairly bored right now, so I have a question and I want an honest answer out of you.

If you had to choose between ONE of the following options to decide your fate which would you choose:
> Having Flandre sever the boundaries between your face and a speeding train
> Being bound to Sanae forever under holy matrimony

>> No.6304753
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6304753

>U.N. Owen was Cirno

>> No.6304751
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6304751

I pick 1
there are no trains in gensokyo

>> No.6304755

>>6304751
unless Yukari gaps one from outside Gensokyo

>> No.6304756

I see nothing wrong with option two.

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6304757

>Anonymous

>> No.6304761

> Being bound to Sanae forever under holy matrimony

What could be the worst thing to happen?

>> No.6304763

what a baka

>> No.6304764

Filter U.N. Owen was Cirno

>> No.6304765

Reported for being a faggot.

>> No.6304779

>>6304761

Think about it.....

>> No.6304785

QUALITY THREAD

/jp/ sure is AWESOME tonight.

>> No.6304799

> Being bound to Sanae forever under holy matrimony

Haha, jokes on her...I'm an even bigger slut.

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> Having Flandre sever the boundaries between your face and a speeding train

I assume you mean she's going to throw me in front of a speeding train, but the wording doesn't really make a ton of sense...

Regardless, Sanae is a good girl, so I choose number 2

>> No.6304827

2 seems like a way better option. In every possible way.

>> No.6304841

I think Sanae would be accepting of an 'open' relationship, so 2.

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6304877

>Being bound to Sanae forever under holy matrimony
Best end.

>> No.6305492

I choose option 2, specifically because of how much of a slut Sanae is.

This way, I can marry the love of my life and still be allowed able to have sex with other people if I wanted to. If a slut doesn't discriminate who she has sex with, then naturally she wouldn't care who her husband/lover/partner has sex with as well. I've always wanted to marry under a swinger-style relationship.

Plus, you also get Suwako as a bonus.

>> No.6305499

>>6305492
What if she turns out to not be a slut?

>> No.6305500

>>6305492
>>6304841
>>6304799
As a man, you would get the better of this deal because men can be desirable even at an old age.

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