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6299217 No.6299217 [Reply] [Original]

I don't see how the old hags could be any fun.

Byakuren: Buddhist magician. Sounds creepy.
Eirin: A nurse. That by itself makes her sound like a nag.
Kanako: A god. How am I supposed to have fun with a woman that would attempt to convert me to her own trashy religion?
Yukari: A woman that sleeps A LOT.
Yuyuko: A ghost that is known for her gluttony.

Most important of all though is simply the fact that they are all old women. Old women are usually only interested in doing things that only old women are interested in doing instead of doing something that is actually fun.

>> No.6299220

>Kanako: A god. How am I supposed to have fun with a woman that would attempt to convert me to her own trashy religion?
>trashy religion
>trashy

Get out.

>> No.6299222

you see that woman between kanako and yuyuko
she be really old

>> No.6299230

You wouldn't believe how horny MILFs can get. The only non-slut in that picture is Kanako.

>> No.6299247
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6299247

Touhous that are between loli and hag are best Touhous.

>> No.6299302

ur gay op.

big sisters are ok too!

>> No.6299377

>>6299302
I have nothing against the onee-san type but I believe "oba-san" would better suit women as old as them.

>> No.6299393
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6299393

Fake lolis are the best!

>> No.6299401

>>6299230
Only mom there is Kanako you mean. Hijiri is a fuckin saint, how non-slutty can you get?

>> No.6299415

but creepy is already reserved by the girl with the broom and the funny hat.
Also, I think hags are fine.

>> No.6299423
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6299423

>>6299217
But just look how cute Yuyuko is. She can't help that she needs food, she's still in her growing period. Being a little girl and all.

>> No.6299435

All of the Touhous are wonderful. Be grateful.

>> No.6299436

>>6299423
Ghost child is the cutest.

>> No.6299467
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6299467

Don't talk shit about my daughter.

>> No.6299478

>>6299436

She was in her 20's when she died.

>> No.6299483

>>6299478
Citation needed.

>> No.6299496

>Byakuren: Buddhist magician. Sounds creepy.

She's actually quite nice.

>Eirin: A nurse. That by itself makes her sound like a nag.

She's a doctor, not a nurse. A very intelligent and highly skilled doctor. A doctor who CURED DEATH.

>Kanako: A god. How am I supposed to have fun with a woman that would attempt to convert me to her own trashy religion?

Why do you not want the love of your god? Just convert. You lose nothing.

>Yukari: A woman that sleeps A LOT.

So sleep with her.

>Yuyuko: A ghost that is known for her gluttony.

Allows for some interesting denial play. Begging Yuyuko sounds really cute.

>> No.6299544

Yuuka not a hag anymore?

>> No.6299546

The hags would provide the best sex.

Except Byakuren. She's too pure.

>> No.6299556

>>6299546
I haven't found any good doujin of her because of this. Are there any good doujin with Byakuren?

>> No.6299611

>>6299556
I suddenly have an interest in finding a doujin like that as well.

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