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Anonymous Fri Oct 15 04:49:55 2010 No.6289529 [Reply] [Original]

>my face when my waifu didn't falsely accuse me of raping her
>or extract favors from me in exchange for my body
>or cheat on me
>or trick me into raising another man's child
>or force me to pay child support
>or say my condoms broke and she's pregnant and I'm the father now when I've had a vasectomy
>or wait until I got a high paying job and divorce me for maximum cash out
>or confess to killing me and telling the police it was suicide on live radio because I refused to pay child support, then get away with it even after the confession because of lack of evidence

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 04:51:55 2010 No.6289534 The thought of a sex robot just keeps looking better and better.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 04:51:55 2010 No.6289533 But does she want to fuck?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:06:55 2010 No.6289559 >>6289529 your entire post aside you/anyone got that pic sans caption?

Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:12:55 2010 No.6289569
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>my face when you post on /jp/
>my face when I conclude this never happened to you even before you had a waifu
>my face when you're disgusting; you disgust everyone and you'll never, ever know what it feels like to touch a woman

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:13:55 2010 No.6289571 I don't get it is this the plot of a VN

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:15:55 2010 No.6289573 File: 5 KB, 251x189, sion_pleasure.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >or extract favors from me in exchange for my body

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:15:55 2010 No.6289574 File: 12 KB, 126x92, cushion905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6289569 >my face when you are a self-conscious normalfag with nothing to live for

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:17:55 2010 No.6289575 >>6289571 Yes, a VN called "Real Life". >RL is one big NTR eroge. -Cornelia

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:18:55 2010 No.6289576 >>6289569 >>my face when you're disgusting; you disgust everyone and you'll never, ever know what it feels like to touch a 2D woman Fixed it for you. Don't forget this is /jp/

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:19:55 2010 No.6289579 File: 10 KB, 207x224, 1281080591024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6289576 >Implying my 2D waifu won't let me touch her

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:20:55 2010 No.6289581 >>6289569 you're wrong bro all that stuff happened to me posting from afterlife by the way

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:21:55 2010 No.6289582 >>6289581 Whoa, are you serious, or...? Whoa, sorry, bro. My condolences.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:22:55 2010 No.6289583 >>6289579 Your waifu is in love with the charming, studly MC-kun and his 9 inch cock. Not you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:23:55 2010 No.6289584 >>6289582 it's alright, I'm with my waifu now

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:24:55 2010 No.6289585 >>6289583 Wrong, my waifu got cockblocked by the MC's little sister.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:24:55 2010 No.6289586 File: 91 KB, 1280x720, [Nutbladder]_Hidamari_Sketch_×☆☆☆_-_02v2_[FFFFFFFF].mkv_snapshot_19.09_[2010.01.23_02.56.25].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6289583 >My face when my waifu's series has no MC-kun

Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:27:55 2010 No.6289590
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9P_vHZmS5E

You saw that thread on /v/ didn't you OP?

Well,I hope you enjoy being apart of the Master,Ronery, Race. But not all women are like that

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:30:55 2010 No.6289595 >>6289590 >my second husband and I were pregnant what

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:31:55 2010 No.6289596 >>6289590 >But not all women are like that Yes they are. You're just asking for this to happen to you if you think otherwise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:33:55 2010 No.6289600 >>6289596 Why so bitter? It's not like you dated thousands of women. You know what, I think most of them are like that, and by most I mean 95%+, but I still didn't give up hope on the female race.

Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:34:55 2010 No.6289601

>>6289590
I sometimes wonder if it is even legal to do this. You know, enslave a man to maintain a woman who is supposedly able to support herself.

Or at least I do not see this happening on other countries. How did you Americans manage to shaft yourselves to this degree?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:36:55 2010 No.6289607 >>6289601 >how did you manage It's the law, broskie. If you impregnated the whore, you don't have a choice in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:36:55 2010 No.6289608 >>6289600 You're just waiting for a miracle, it's not worth the effort.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:39:55 2010 No.6289613 >>6289607 Get a passport, go to a foreign country and get a new identity. Like England or something.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:40:55 2010 No.6289618 File: 7 KB, 131x225, reported.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Green text everywhere.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:42:55 2010 No.6289623 http://www.articlesbase.com/divorce-articles/when-to-divorce-your-narcissistic-husband-5-gold-nugget s-of-advice-2703570.html Oh my.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:44:55 2010 No.6289627 >>6289569 >my face when I conclude this never happened to you >>6289529 >or confess to killing me Overly emotional AND proud of minute mental tasks? You must be a woman.

Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:44:55 2010 No.6289628
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>>6289613
Are you somehow implying I'm not forever alone? Because it's what it seems to me. Don't worry, my friend; I'm well aware there is a lot of men being leeched off by the child support law, including my dad, thanks to my cute little sister, but I'm not on that list. Yunocchi is scientifically unable to have a baby with me.

Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:46:55 2010 No.6289629

>>6289600
Let's be honest here, there is a chance that there exists a few girls out there who won't lie, cheat on you, treat you like shit and take all your money, girls who will sincerely love you and just stay faithful to you the same way galge heroines do. After all, you can't deny this before you have dated every single woman on the planet and confirmed that they're all bitches and whores. However, the chances of a girl not being a bitch and a whore is tiny. Tiny and insignificant. And even when you think you have found one, the odds are that she's just acting, since women know that pretending to be the kind of girl a man wants is the key to manipulating that man, even if it means pretending to be the opposite of what they are. Femanons are a good example of this, when we still tolerated them, they would always go on about how they were different from normal girls and would make ideal brides, but have you ever heard of anyone actually having a successful relationship with a femanon? If you have, you have certainly heard more than me.

Women are willing to tell any lie to make themselves look like a more tempting partner, and thus having an easier time manipulating men. Giving them any kind of trust is a huge risk and will most likely end in you getting severely emotionally or financially hurt. And when you realize how little charm even the creme de la creme of 3D girls have compared to even the most generic 2D girls, you should be asking yourself: Why should it be worth it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:53:55 2010 No.6289637 >>6289607 Or if she just says you impregnated her and you have no decisive evidence to contradict that claim. Just having protected consensual sex with a woman can ruin your life in glorious America.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:57:55 2010 No.6289641 File: 6 KB, 251x241, 1277071802247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6289629 Mfw 4chan can't be trusted and when this is a Femanon too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 05:58:55 2010 No.6289642 >>6289637 You don't have to have sex with her. You could be a virgin and get sentenced for rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 15 06:02:55 2010 No.6289649 >>6289642 Wouldn't they need to take samples from here, check for bruises, etc? What happens if you are proven innocent and that the woman was trying to get you in jail? Lets not forget the diffamation deal.

Anonymous Fri Oct 15 06:09:55 2010 No.6289660

>>6289649
I'm sure she could create and plant evidence. There was this one guy who got falsely charged, and the woman in question wasn't even trying to falsely charge him, she really thought he was guilty, when he had nothing to do with it or her. Genetic evidence disproved it and convicted someone else well after he was jailed.

But how about this. If you say just having protected sex can do it, but who knows what goes on in her house? Who is to say whether or not you had sex with her. What if she says the child you're carrying is yours, when you barely know her and you're a virgin?

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