/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Gensokyo is real, right, /jp/?

I'm not wasting my life, am I, /jp/?

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I have bad news for you sir.

[Anonymous No.]

It's not like it matters what you do in your life you know?

[Anonymous No.]

Your life is already wasted.

[Anonymous No.]

>Gensokyo is real, right, /jp/?
Sure is.
>I'm not wasting my life, am I, /jp/?
Depends on whether or not you enjoy your life right now.

[Anonymous No.]

Only to the faithful, anon. Only to the faithful.

[Anonymous No.]

Contrary to popular belief, contributing to the society isn't the only way to live a meaningful life.

[Anonymous No.]

I hate when Reimu is draw like that.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263485
I was just there. You have to do some crazy sacrificial shit to get there though. And that's only IF Yukari cares enough.

[Anonymous No.]

They're waiting...

[Anonymous No.]

To get to Gensokyo you have to kidnap and rape a child. Then you must kill the said child and then yourself.

[Anonymous No.]

According to society's opinion you may, indeed, be wasting your life. On the other hand, your own opinion is the only thing that actualy matters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263509
I've been wondering what that actually does besides not create a portal. I never took Chemistry.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263524
It creates a shit load of co2, so you'll loose oxygen and faint

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263527
and most likely die.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6263509
>>6263524
>>6263527

It makes chlorine. Glorious, murderous chlorine. Enjoy Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

I don't care what you all say, I'm goin' to fuckin' gensokyo when I die.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263524
Chlorine gas. Hence why it's a low tier method. The more potent the chemical you take to commit suicide, the more powerful and popular you will be in Gensokyo. If you use that method you'll just be an unknown fairy. Use nickel tetracarbonyl or chlorine trifluoride and you'll be top tier.

[Anonymous No.]

There was an older /b/ image like this >>6263509
Hell it still may be in use, but was slightly better worded but lacked any real purpose behind doing it.

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko will invite you whether you like it or not. No worries.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

I'm Yukari boundary cultist, as in, I actually try to make myself stand out from rest of plebeiji in positive way so she may notice me and take interest, thus opening border for me. I'm planning on starting my own corporation after graduation and strive to be one of the dominating chracters on this planet. No kidding. I'm dead serious.

Another amazing things Touhou gaming did:
- fixed my day rhyme
- fixed my eating habits
- made me excercise

All just for sake of beating those games.

[undine No.]

>>6263485

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263607
Can I join your cult?

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

>>6263493
^--------This!

>I'm not wasting my life, am I, /jp/? Depends on whether or not you enjoy your life right now.
^--------Especially this!!!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263607
I want to be a member.
We're going to kill ourselves at a /jp/ meet-up at some point right?

[Anonymous No.]

damn, I wonder if people thought starwars was real too

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263659
Star Wars is real. I'm going to marry JarJar someday.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263659
Of course they did.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/2218456.stm

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263656
I want to be part of your cult. Even more so if we're going to have a mass suicide. Gensokyo here we come.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ Death Pact General.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>6263631
>>6263656
>>6263671

Ofcourse you are welcome to join, but, are you good enough for world domination efforts? I'm mastering in biotechnology, specializing in bioremediation methods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263772
I'll follow you to the end, and am resilient like a cockroach. Will that suffice?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263772
>world domination efforts
This is how it will end up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263791
Stupid captcha, I meant to attach this.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263797
I see Suwako and Shou, but who are the rest?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263772
I'm a nuclear engineer.
Lets go make some bombs and shit.

[Anonymous No.]

When you die, you will go to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263772
I'm extremely uneducated, and kind of stupid.
I don't mind being used as a pawn though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263772
>I'm mastering in biotechnology, specializing in bioremediation methods.

Are you perchance me?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263812
You have some imagination, anon.

[None !8FuIlcirno No.]

>>6263816
Great. We may commence planning our global zaibatsu. Europe is covered by me. My starting funds now are 8000€. You?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263772
>>6263829
>Yukari cultists studying biotechnology
You both are me, right? It's impossible for such coincidence, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6263485
You're already dead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264023
I remember from a thread a while ago that a really disproportionate number of /jp/ers are studying something biology-related and even among the people that haven't gone to college there are a lot of people who were interested in genetics and stuff.

[Xerxes's Sealskin !!TxvOg0il1PS No.]

>>6264023
>>6263829
>>6263772

Wait, I think I know one of you. Is your name Bo?

["iluvOP !ge9bznqAsg No.]

Everyone in /jp/ goes to Gensokyo once they die.
So when that time comes, lets make sure that our stay there will be pleasant. First I want to hug every nice anon from /jp/ and then go and help Youmu in her daily activities.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>6264498
I'll call down a Tiberium asteroid and usher in a new age with the Technology of Peace.

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

When I stopped masturbating, at first I was pretty horny and even had a few wet dreams, but after a month or so the urges ceased. After another two weeks or so, my penis started to get smaller. I don't participate in fratboy dickwaving contests or anything like that so I didn't notice it at first, but later on it was pretty obvious. Weight loss followed that, though I attributed it to the season (since I don't eat much in summer).

Anyway, three months after ceasing masturbation, I caught a particularly bad cold, called the day off and dozed off. Woke up in the middle of the night, only to find all the pent-up urges from the past months have returned. I was literally fucking burning. So I did the right thing, decided to screw the no masturbation rule and booted up PC to spill my semen to something with flat chest and hopefully a vagina. I opened some Inuboshi doujin in the masturbation folder and went for my pants, only to find my dick missing. That was the first shock. The second was when I noticed I wasn't wearing boxers, but a long skirt. The third was finding out that except my room, what used to be my house had entirely changed. Lights were on in one room, so I immediately went for that one, and found a girl there. She was adorable and after three months of no fapping I was ready to drop my pants and violate her right there, but then I remembered I no longer had a penis. Whoops.

While I was standing there like an idiot, pondering how to remedy my current lack of rape instruments, she walked to me, kissed me and told me that I have been judged worthy for spurning my penis, I was eligible to be the little girl and that she is my designated partner.

Needless to say, much tender lesbian love occurred and now I'll apparently spend my days elegantly drinking tea with my devoted partner as unaging girls until the heat death of the universe (big crunch is a lie and you know it)

[Anonymous No.]

[Anonymous No.]

>>6264738
Would have been better if it ended with bel-air.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>6264498
now I realized that I will have to kill all those anons who wanted to steal my Ojou-sama.

and, do someone know of a way to produce cyanide in home?... best poison.

[Anonymous No.]

I am on the edge of a breakthrough that will change the face of the Internet forever! For the past few months I have been working on making a loligram. A holographic loli that would do whatever it's owner desired. Unfortunately, due to the fact that I programed it with a speak & spell while in a chemically modified state, the loligram went berserk and strangled me near to death. I'm fortunate that my pathetic writhing and thrashing knocked over my soda and destroyed the projector core. Unfortunately, the prolonged lack of oxygen to my brain had caused permanent brain damage resulting in memory loss and the inability to use my right testicle so I can't rebuild the loligram. But! I have something better! In the resulting drunken stupor I induced in an attempt to kill myself because I only had one working ball, I realized the secret to punching people over the Internet! It's still very hush-hush, but If my theory is correct and my liver doesnt crap out, we should be able to punch each other by next fall! I just hope the alcohol didn't permanently blind me.