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What would having Ran around be like?

Ran/General

>> No.6259962

in b4 copypasta

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>> No.6259972
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I want to release my semen in her whilst sexing her in the most sensual way possible.

>> No.6259979

I always found Ran and Kanako the most fappable Touhous

>> No.6259993

>>6259979
Reported.

>> No.6259994

>>6259979
It's curious you should say that, as I agree on Kanako, but not on Ran.

>> No.6259989
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Let's be honest here,

As adorable and loving as Ran is, and as much as everyone thinks she's great, having her around would be a pain in the ass.

Her tails would shed all the time and leave hair all over your furniture and carpet. If you want to sleep with her, your bed will be covered in fur and it will be hard to breathe with all of Ran's dander all over the place. If you go to give her a bath because her tails have fleas, or because they're dirty from scraping along the floor (let's face it, it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off the floor), then you have hair clogging your drains. You would have to wash her off outside with a garden hose.

Own any nice clothes? They aren't nice anymore because now there's yellow hair all over your suits. Yellow hair is the worst, it doesn't blend with anything, so now you can't get a job since your interview suit looks shitty and now you don't have any income.

On top of that, she's a fox. Have you ever smelled a fox? They smell like skunks, no joking.

Sure, she may be loving, but there's alot to think about before you let her into your house.

When she's in heat, she will make weird noises and give off a bad smell, and if you have sex with her, you have to worry about lifting up those huge heavy tails to reach her equally furry vagina, and the whole time you're pounding her from behind you have a faceful of fur and unwashed poopstink from her using the bathroom and you can't breathe. If you cum on her, jizz wont come out of her fur easily, so you must bathe her. Also, you have to listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU


Do you still want a Ran of your own, /jp/?

>> No.6259995

>>6259979
Freud.jpg

>> No.6259998

>>6259989
she's a magic fox

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she would make weird chirping sounds at night.

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Ran is so cute in her little pajamapants

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Are we talking present day loyal majordomo / motherly faux-housewife Ran, or some incarnation from her past, widely conflicting origin stories?

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Ran was kind of scary before Yukari tamed her

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>>6260069

That artist... makes everything look scary.
Don't know why, but for some reason find those faces terribly disturbing.

>> No.6260109

>>6260069
moremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremoremore

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>>6260109

Monstrous, flesh eating Ran?

The extreme example of the opportunistic fox - maneater, yet obsessed with tofu.

>> No.6260205

why doesn't ran make her own fried tofu if she likes it so much

>> No.6260207

ze touhou

>> No.6260214

Like living with your mom, if your mom were a busty foxgirl.

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>>6260205

Perhaps she does, with some difficulty. Apparently in the presence of tofu, fox spirits suffer a severe impairment of cognitive functions.

>> No.6260290

I think it's nonsense to strip Ran of her nice Shikigami dress.

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>>6260290

True... but since when are foxes obligated to wear clothes?

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>>6260306

When it was found that it was lethally moe.

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I always figured having Ran around would also mean having Chen and Yukari there too. Needless to say that would be awesome.

>>6259989
Mandatory Ran copyposta? Already own a couple of cats and a dog, so I'm no stranger to shedding. Regular bathing and grooming keeps it to a minimum, and I dont think Ran is a dirtfag like that. As far as tails getting in the way, she's a shapeshifter so I dont think it'd be a problem.

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>>6260318

Have you considered Ran may actually be naked and just turning your sight with illusionism to seem clothed?
How would you know?

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>>6260334
I guess you'd just have to get close and cop a feel to be sure.

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>>6260334

Sometimes it's fun to play dress-up and pretend.

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>> No.6260362

>>6260327
I wish the mandatory Ran copypasta was nonerolit with a motherly Ran wanting to wash your back before sleeping with you.

>> No.6260369

>>6260344
Ran as Ashton.
Now I've seen everything, might as well call my ISP and cancel.

>> No.6260381

>>6260362

Watching you fall asleep, then gently stroking your hair.

>> No.6260385

>>6260381
Gently humming a lullaby to you, then holding you in her arms so she can sleep with you near her heart.

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>>6260381
Sounds nice. We can always dream, anon.

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Lone fox and kitten.

>> No.6260406

>>6260400
Somehow. I liked that Manga.

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>>6260385

Her firm embrace making you feel warm and safe.

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>>6260406

It could have been any generic samurai vengeance manga, but then the writer stuck in a single ingredient that instantly turned it to a masterstroke of pure genius. Without changing anything else.

All the gods bless little Daigoro. Where would we be without him?

>> No.6260419

I want to fap to Ran but I have trouble finding really good fappable doujins of her.

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>>6260406
Never read, but damn I loved the movie

Ran is a badass

>> No.6260422

>>6260408
Her rhythmic breathing making you feel at ease.

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No offering of fried tofu? Then you're next on the menu.

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>>6260419

When doujins fail, use your imagination.

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>>6260419
It's a damn shame too.

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>>6260422

She idly wondering what you're dreaming about as her eyes soften and slowly close.

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fuck Ran

>> No.6260467

Not so fun raep:
http://www.mediafire.com/?nvojz3yjhyz

There's another Ran doujin I know of, happysex, but I cant seem to find it.

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>>6260467

Wont let me put the actual link here for some reason. You can find the link in the comments here: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/633664/apron-barefoot-breasts-cleavage-cover-cover_page-i#image

Only Ran doujins I know of.

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>>6260467
Theres hardly any Ran doujins at all. All the ones I know of are either absolutely terribly drawn or feature her getting raped and murdered.

I just want some loving milf Ran doujins, but the japs seem to not like her much.

Ran was so cute in this one, and she didnt even take part in the lewd festivities, she just stayed downstairs.

>> No.6260505

>>6260495
If it has to be porn, is it at least gentle love with her as the dominant partner?

>> No.6260507

Ran is a good girl.

>> No.6260516

>>6260505
It's her and Yukari in this one, Ran is submissive I think. Still happysex at least

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>>6260499
I know exactly how you feel. Maybe her tails make it difficult to draw or something, I dunno.

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The fuzziest.

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Always wondered what Ran was like before she met Yukari? I be she was badass.

>> No.6260646

>>6260623
>was

She still is. Yukari is just more badass apparently.

>> No.6261611

>>6260623

In my personal Gensokyo Black Tewi gave me permission to make, Ran and Yukari met when Ran tried to eat Yukari.

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I want to brush her tails.

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>>6260069
/r/ without censorship!

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Excellent

I would lick her feet all day

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>>6262428

>> No.6262444

>>6262361
Yukari's hair scares the shit outta me.

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Chen is badass too.

>> No.6262491

>>6262464
What? WHAT? WHAT!?

Chen does not have yellow eyes! Who is that impostor!?

>> No.6262531

it's dark orange, but the ambient light makes it look a lot like yellow.

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>> No.6262556

>>6262552
you will never be able to eat a ranch ;_;

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Magical Tenko Ran-chan

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