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How would I go about telling my parents that I'm getting married to mai waifu. (Pic related.)

>> No.6259604

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6259609

Shower them with gifts.

>> No.6259619

stream it live on niconico douga

>> No.6259622

First you go to a shrink. Then you convince the shrink that you've got schizophrenia. Congratulations! Now it's ok for you to tell them about your waifu.

>> No.6259630

Offer them up as the blood sacrifice that Yukari requires, then tell them.

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6259637

>>6259619

>> No.6259641

>implying Yukari would rather not eat you than marry you

>> No.6259644

Kill yourself, for that is the only way you can be at Yukari's side forever.

>> No.6259647

>>6259644
I think you just killed him.

>> No.6261639

Well I think after killing himself, he found that there are 872135324 guys around Yukari so he just killed himself again.

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