/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

if u could be a touhou would one would u be? id be Utsuho-san because she reminds me of myslf

[jomod !XCurPvSuuQ No.]

i wonder who i would be

[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD­

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

If I had to become a touhou according to my features, I think I would be Parsee... I automatically hate anyone richer than me.

fucking richfags.

[Anonymous No.]

i- I'm not sure...
I thought at first Reimu, but then I considered Cirno. And then realised that this is really an impossible choice, because there are so many and I haven't started favouring one more.

Wait, I HAVE started favouring one more
Youmu Konpaku, The boss of Stage 5 in Perfect Cherry Blossom.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya. What's better than having a job you love, a very nice place to live and a caring family? Also her powers are pretty awesome. She's not my favorite Touhou or anything but I'd love to live her life.

[Anonymous No.]

I would be Cirno because she is the strongest XD

[Anonymous No.]

Either Youmu or Kaguya.

One has sa job and is forced to do stuff.
The other is basically NEET.

[Anonymous No.]

Suika, for obvious reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6226347
I... don't think you needed to explain who she is.

[Anonymous No.]

Acording to my personnality i'll probably be Alice or Wriggle. But if I can choose i'll be Murasa, stay pimpin and stuff ya know.

[Anonymous No.]

This is literally the current state of Touhou fans on /jp/

[Anonymous No.]

Murasa

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227523

If you don't want to be a (pre)teen touhou girl having tea parties and tender lesbian magic sex what are you doing here?

[Anonymous No.]

Fuck, /jp/ have gone down the shitters.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6225362
Same here.

[Anonymous No.]

id be orin because i always wanted to be a neko cat girl >__<

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>6227575
>>6227523
Haters gonna hate.

Maybe you should go off and create a Saten thread to improve us then.

Hmmm, I think being Sunny Milk would be the best, not only would I not have to worrying about dying, but I would have a ton of friends and spend all day having fun.

Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227523
>>6227575
It's up to the community to determine what is welcome here or not. Threads like this will never be deleted because it's board-related, they are simply shitty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227614
yeah this is just like a thread you would love.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227523
>This is literally the current state of Touhou fans on /jp/
touhou fans were always that way. When /jp/ started they were the majority of /jp/'s userbase though, now their numbers are dwindling because people are flaming these kind of threads, which makes the few remaining ones stick out like sore thumbs.

[Anonymous No.]

I'd be Sanae so I could take big cocks in every hole all day

[Satorin !KOMEijI/Jg No.]

>>6227629
You could tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227655
yeah, it's as obvious as flies attracted by shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227645

I hate you.

[Anonymous No.]

>id be Utsuho-san because she reminds me of myslf
Cool, so you solve problems by flinging suns at them? At least the dumb part of her looks a bit like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227667
must be nice to have those powers.
>Oops I melted the fucking town again

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya, neets gonna neet

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227601
>i always wanted to be a neko cat girl
>Chose Orin instead of Chen
>facepalm.exe

[Anonymous No.]

I wouldn't want to be a touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227772

Oo Why?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227772
Be honest, anon. You're telling me you'd never want to be a little girl with absurdly inmense power living in a land where there are absolutely no worries and every problem can be solved by shooting insane amounts of bullets at it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6227767
>mad that orin is better