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6212669 No.6212669 [Reply] [Original]

Here's the deal. There is a party and you're invited. BUT you're supposed to bring a girl with you. Moreover, the only girl at your disposal is Suika.
Question: Are you bad enough dude to bring Suika with you?
Hard mode: We're talking about a wedding

>> No.6212687

Suika would have been my choice anyway.

>> No.6212688
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6212688

No problem at all. The bride, in fact, is Suika herself.

>> No.6212695

is it an italian wedding?

>> No.6212700

>implying I would want to go to a party

>> No.6212711

>implying I would want to leave my house

>> No.6212720

>>6212669
are we talking a dakimakura or the real deal here?

>> No.6212737
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6212737

She got married and then there were none

>> No.6212738

>>6212669
that must be incredibly painful, having your horn broken, must be like having a compound fracture or something

>> No.6212752

ITT: I want to marry said Touhou.

>> No.6212755

>>6212738
Ever seen one of those rhino poacher documentaries? Some of them are "nice" enough to just use paralizing rounds, saw off the horn and run away. The rhinos just lay there, unmoving, bleeding profusely. It hurts like a bitch.

>> No.6212761

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfH4YFb1eyQ

I'd marry her and everything would be perfect.

Then she'd throw the bouquet and Yuuka would give an evil smile.

Only 15% of the wedding party would survive.

>> No.6212774

>>6212669
>party
>suika
oh greaaat
>the party is a wedding
boooooooooooooooriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, don't try to make me come, i hate wedding

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>>6212774
Even if it is an oni wedding?

>> No.6213176

QUALITY THREAD

oh christ this is probably the worst thread of the week.

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