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6207818 No.6207818 [Reply] [Original]

Let's be honest here,

As adorable and loving as Ran is, and as much as everyone thinks she's great, having her around would be a pain in the ass.

Her tails would shed all the time and leave hair all over your furniture and carpet. If you want to sleep with her, your bed will be covered in fur and it will be hard to breathe with all of Ran's dander all over the place. If you go to give her a bath because her tails have fleas, or because they're dirty from scraping along the floor (let's face it, it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off the floor), then you have hair clogging your drains. You would have to wash her off outside with a garden hose.

Own any nice clothes? They aren't nice anymore because now there's yellow hair all over your suits. Yellow hair is the worst, it doesn't blend with anything, so now you can't get a job since your interview suit looks shitty and now you don't have any income.

On top of that, she's a fox. Have you ever smelled a fox? They smell like skunks, no joking.

Sure, she may be loving, but there's alot to think about before you let her into your house.

When she's in heat, she will make weird noises and give off a bad smell, and if you have sex with her, you have to worry about lifting up those huge heavy tails to reach her equally furry vagina, and the whole time you're pounding her from behind you have a faceful of fur and unwashed poopstink from her using the bathroom and you can't breathe. If you cum on her, jizz wont come out of her fur easily, so you must bathe her. Also, you have to listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU


Do you still want a Ran of your own, /jp/?

>> No.6207825

i'll stick to kisume and her bucket, thanks.

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cool copypasta bro

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I'd prefer her around

She looks like Aunt Jemima.

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>> No.6207852

QUALITY THREAD
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>> No.6207860
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So beautiful

>> No.6207865

>shedding
ran's tails aren't even two 40 pound dogs worth of hair

that's not a huge deal

>> No.6207880
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What if instead of brushing Ran's tails for her, Yukari licked Ran's tails like a cat to keep them clean

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>it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off the floor

She's a fucking magical fox-lady who flies around, shoots orbs of energy, assists a demon with near infinite, reality warping abilities and has a loli catgirl, and you're talking about impossible back muscles.

>> No.6207887

>>6207880
A huge hairball would clog her stomach, eventually resulting in her death and Ran's immediate promotion.

>> No.6207892

>>6207880
i wish i can lick the ears and tail of momiji

>> No.6207914
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HOW DOES SHE EVEN WEAR PANTS

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>>6207892
Fluffy tail Momiji

>> No.6207936

>>6207842
>>6207849
Delicious motherly slut

>> No.6207946
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best touhou couple

>> No.6207957 [SPOILER] 
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>>6207936
Problem?

>> No.6207967
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Then don't have sex with her from behind.

>> No.6207982

>talking about real world circumstances
>youkai of noble level
impurities are pretty much fixed

Ran is not your everyday fox.

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>>6207936

Interesting....

>> No.6207991
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So... would the Anon who in the distant past suggested Ran to be Tamamo no Mae still be around?

It's a nice idea, but never caught the reasoning behind it.

>> No.6207993
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Ran was probably scary before she decided to settle down with Yukari and raise Chen

>> No.6207996
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Love is about accepting your partner's flaws.

>> No.6208010

I would put up with any of Ran's quirks, because I know that she would mother me and be a great waifu. She would cuddle me, bottlefeed me, tell me how much she loves me, and let me touch her feet and breasts.

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Imagine waking up in the middle of the night screaming after having a nightmare that you are being suffocated inside of a hot oven, and when you wake up you realize that Ran rolled over in bed and is suffocating you with all her tails in your face.

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>>6208012

Think it's safe to say Ran can make her tails and fox ears appear or disappear at will.

>> No.6208125

>>6207818
I respect your insight, but I believe your entire argument is invalid. Its like saying having a ferrari 599gtb would be a bad thing because noone will change your oil and your insurance is outrageous.

First off, having Ran as a partner would be fuck win, because one could act out god knows how many fantasies because of her physical nature. And the job, get real. If one has her in the household, that individual already wins at life and has a steady income of resources. Simply use good smelling shampoo, and the smell is gone. Make sure she has a strategy for keeping those lovely tails clean when she uses the commode. Her vag can be easily shaven, and lifting her tails and weird noises would be fascinating foreplay. The weird noises would be akin to fucking an asian. And lastly, for the dander, all one has to do is simply get inventive; make a dander catch can that is easily removable and build it into the shower/bath.

And that fox sound? Look at the pic you posted. Im sure she can make human noises.

I, for one, would welcome her into my house with wide open arms and a pot of hot jasmine tea.

>> No.6208179

>>6208125
Also, follow this link. it goes to gelbooru, and reveals that ran IS indeed fuckable.

NSFW
http://www.gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=928271

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>>6208179

After centuries and possibly millennia of fox seductress lore in its various forms, I wonder how someone could possibly doubt this.

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>>6207818
Fuck that, I'm getting a rabbit.

>> No.6208238

Rain tails always bothered me, no matter how lovely she can be I can't get past that.

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>> No.6208617
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"Breakfast is ready, Sweetheart! Do you want eggs, pancakes...or me?"

>> No.6208628

>>6208233
teh rei

>> No.6208677

>>6208617
I'll take the nice juicy suppatenko vagina

>> No.6208815

Nonsense. First of all, I don't have a carpet. I do have a vaccuum and washing machine. I can buy chemicals to kill fleas, tails weigh very little so they don't fall to the floor, and I have a hair guard already in place in my drain. I can simply keep my clothes in a closet. As you can see, the technology I possess is far more advanced than you imagine.

Furthermore, I won't need income, since Ran will use her fame to provide for me via endorsements, manga signings, and licensing agreements. She needs to marry me to avoid getting deported, as my government does not recognize papers from Gensokyo, so I'll get half her stuff.

Real foxes only smell bad because they lack hygiene, something that is not a problem for Ran. Basic hygiene will solve the rest of the issues you raise, aside from the sound one, which is invalid as she sounds like a human female barking like a fox, not like a fox barking like a fox.

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Watching Animal Planet, or Food Network?

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Tails with all kinds of leaves and twigs stuck in them

would you brush her, /jp/?

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saggy tails

not fluffy at all

>> No.6212759

>>6207818
>>6207818
>>6207818
>>6207818

SHUT YOUR WHORISH MOUTH!

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>>6208617

... do all kitsune say that?

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*yiff yiff yiff*

>> No.6212859

ran is far too motherly and responsible to not take good care of her own tails, no one else need be concerned

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I would like to have her around. But she would have to be a naked, outdoor fox. She'd probably do a good job keeping those damn raccoons away.

>> No.6212903

I honestly do not understand the appeal of Ran.

>> No.6212912
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When her ears are drawn with the little brown tips and the little fluffy hair in them. it is so cute

Ran is like the perfect submissive conservative housewife, that can homeschool your children and still act embarassed when you nuzzle her in the kitchen while she's making dinner and grab her ass

>> No.6212937

>>6207818

Ran is a Youkai. She can decide whether or not to shed.

>> No.6212943

OH GOD RAN IS HOT

>> No.6212945
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>>6212903

>> No.6212974

>>6208677
You lost me.

>> No.6212983
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You know she's gonna eat your corpse when you die.

>> No.6213089

>>6212903
mother fetish

>> No.6213096
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Fur =/= Dander

Dander comes from skin. Fox tails are actually really slender, I'd say the surface area of her tail's skin is less then her breasts. It's safe to say the skin on her tails is the same as the rest of her skin, which is human type skin, and therefore she sheds human type dander. Unless you are allergic to people, this shouldn't be a problem. As for Fur/hair shedding: Just brush it off if its on you. Buy one of those static cling type brushes.

Smell? Shes not a fox, she's a humanoid with Fox tails. Any animal that never bathes and rolls around in their crap will smell terrible. Safe to say, Ran bathes and practices good hygiene.

Poopstink? Refer to >>6208617
I think this is a great example of how Ran can get her tails out of the way. I'm pretty sure she keeps her tails in pristine condition.

And Noise? Again, she's not a fox, she's humanoid. She ~might~ make weird noises because she used to be a ordinary fox.

The only real problems I forsee?

>>6212983 and maybe >>6212730

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>>6213089

... or alternately, ancient mythical creature of unspeakable power fetish. Or hot fox lady fetish. Or panties on head fetish. Or massively overwhelming love for cute and fuzzy things.

Truly the blessings of mother Inari are most bountiful indeed.

>> No.6213136

Does Ran have two sets of ears like Rin?

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>>6213136
No fanartists have ever even touched that subject, except with Reisen

>> No.6213170

>>6213136

If modern myth (read: fandom) is to be trusted, you are far safer off seeing the Phantom's face than discovering whether Ran has four ears.

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>>6213128
>ancient mythical creature of unspeakable power fetish.

That's my kind of madness.

>> No.6213280

>>6213230
>there's no way your niggerman could possibly be this cute

>> No.6213307

>>6213230
Why the long face Lovecraft?

>> No.6213431
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>>6213230

It's not like she consumes your pitiful fleshy mammal mind into a cesspit of madness eternal because she likes you or anything.

No, really. She's completely indifferent towards your existance.

Fox spirits on the other hand... you never know with them foxes.

>> No.6213451

>>6213431
>Fox spirits on the other hand... you never know with them foxes.

They're just after your gold.

>> No.6213543

>>6213431
How would you know?

Are you hiding something from us Helen? Do I need to go get my boat?

>> No.6213581

>>6207993
hawt

>> No.6213600

Personally, I'd rather have a snake.

>> No.6213603

>>6213600
Too bitey, Iguanas are just as scaly and filled with love.

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You're right OP, Ran would be too much work

I offer a solution

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>>6213543

After surviving Swedish college level software engineering, other sorts of madness on a cosmic scale seem so much more accessible.
Also, if you're saying you'd ram her with a Norwegian motor schooner, I most certainly know what you mean.

Anyway, got to snooze. Goodnight, /jp/.

>> No.6213950

She's a youkai, she's magic. None of that is a problem.

Magic.

>> No.6215326
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Do you think Ran can be dangerous?

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>>6215326

God damn I love this artist.

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Anyone have picture of Ran with long hair?

>> No.6215376
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Ran is so fluffy and sqishy, I want to make love with her.

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>>6215354

There are a few, but it's mostly of the feral Ran.

Have a Horo cosplaying as Ran though.

>> No.6215498
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Ran~.

>> No.6215805
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I think you're not happy enough.

>> No.6215817
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Ran-sama makes my penis soooooooooo hard!

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>>6207993
/r/ uncensored

>> No.6217472
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This thread is still here after 3 days

You all must really love Ran-shama

>> No.6218400
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Yes, we do.

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>> No.6219268

>>6218948

Yukari's tongue looks like bacon here.

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>> No.6220637

>>6218948
>ranfeedingyukaribacon.jpg

>> No.6222457
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Ran looks kinda like a dude.

>> No.6223606
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Future Marisa and Alice

>> No.6224773 [DELETED] 

ran bump

they're eating mugen, lol

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ran bump

they're eating mugen, lol

>> No.6225533

>>6222457
>Obligatory Man-Ran cosplay

>> No.6227802
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>> No.6227832

ITT

creepy nerds fantasizing about a cartoon girl as a wife

if this cartoon girl existed she'd hate all of you for being so pathetic

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>>6227832
dude u did not just go their

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holy shit this is an old thread

>> No.6227896

>>6227832
but my waifu is better than youre wafu

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>>6227832
How dare you you insolent peasant.

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Glad we had this chat Anon

>> No.6233261
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delicious fangs

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How long has this been running now? Five days?

Truly, you never know with them foxes.

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It's very convenient for Ran when she's cheating on you. The other man can simply hide in her fluffy tails for days.

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