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>Be a 21 years old hikkikomori with no job and living with my parents
>Be on a 10 days bathing strike
>After the sixth day my armpits start smelling like sweaty ham
>Mom begs me to take a shower
>nope.avi
>Douse my underarm with some fragrant deodorant
>Two days later further sweat mixes with the deodorant
>My armpits now smell like rotten apples

Anyone else has serious problems with body odors? I'd be curious to know if there's a way to make them go away permanently without resorting to bathing.

>> No.6200574

Shave your armpits

>> No.6200577

Greentext threads, not so good.

>> No.6200579
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6200579

Just take a damn shower and shave your armpits.

>> No.6200580

Why wont you take a shower

>> No.6200581

too green;didn't read

>> No.6200583

just take a damn shower you disgusting freak

>> No.6200584

>>6200579
>>6200580
>>6200583
Slaves to the system

>> No.6200585

>>6200570
I can go for 3 weeks without bathing before people start to complain. According to them I only started to smell halfway through the second week.

>> No.6200586

>>6200580
It's a long story, I don't feel like going into details.

>> No.6200589

be careful op, if you keep this up, your body odor will be permanent
take a bath once a day or at least once every 2 days, friendly advice from a 25yo neet

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6200592

>> No.6200598

>>6200586
If you're going to be too lazy to contribute to the house at least have the decency to not stink it up.

seriously, it takes like ten minutes.

>> No.6200600

>>6200589
>your body odor will be permanent
explain please

>> No.6200603

>>6200570
Expose yourself to some strong ionizing radiation in order to kill all the bacteria on your body.

>> No.6200605

I always smell like dirt.

I don't mean like "FILTHY SWEAT AND ICHOR", I mean like soil.

>> No.6200604

>>6200589
>be careful op, if you keep this up, your body odor will be permanent
wait what
oh god I'm fucked, I thought showering just the day before going outside was enough

>> No.6200615

Liking own smell is a key
Start with rubbing your balls and sniffing a hand

>> No.6200622

>>6200600
>>6200604
i dunno, it's just the way it works.
i bathe once a day and it keeps my stuff clean, also air my room so it doesn't stink, since you know I STAY IN IT ALL DAY LONG.
trust me you don't want to stay in a dirty room, unless you're one of those neets that like to pee in bottles and shit on their floor

>> No.6200639

>>6200622
Why? I never clean my room.

>> No.6200641

Bathing master race. 30-40 minute shower, every single day, no exceptions. I don't even leave the house either.

>> No.6200644

>>6200622
I don't think they shit directly on the floor. They usually have the luxury of at least a container of some sort

>> No.6200646

Sometimes I wonder how bad my room smells. I'm in here all day so it's normal to me, but it might smell like shit to others.

>> No.6200647

You're in an argument with your mom? It's like when my little brother was 12.

>> No.6200648

The concept of a "bathing strike" is hilarious.

As in, you're not missing baths because you're too lazy or forgetful, instead you're determined to not bathe as a wilful choice.

>> No.6200651

>>6200639
If you don't clean the room, just about any smell will just sort of settle into everything around you. Then you maybe as well never shower again because it makes no difference at that point, it'll be saturated into everything you own.

>> No.6200675

>>6200639
well if you're fine with it then it's not a problem, i prefer to be a clean neet
>>6200651
dirt also attracts bugs, and with all those dirty shit around you just get sick more easily, and you know being the neets that we are, we probably don't have very good immune systems
dirty room/body + open wounds = well i guess you can imagine
being a clean neet ensures you stay in your room/home longer

>> No.6200703

Anon, your mother loves you. Why do you break her heart like this?

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6201145

You are repulsive. Die in a fire.

>> No.6201150

Ok, ok, I get it. I am going to take a shower but there is no need to misuse green text like that.

>> No.6201161

Scrub yourself with Ajax and steel wool

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