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Did you hug your youkai friend today?

>> No.6197438 [DELETED] 

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6197440

YOUKAI GO TO HELL

>> No.6197470

she beats me

>> No.6197574

>>6197440
Human scum detected

>> No.6197597

I don't have any friends

>> No.6197606

I tried, but all she asked for was for all the money I made working my ass off. Really, why did I have to knock up a Touhou? and a youkai no less? All she does is eat, sleep, and danmaku all day now that I'm pretty much her slave.

>> No.6197613

>>6197606
Sounds like a very Youkai-like Youkai.

>> No.6197621
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>> No.6197632

>>6197606
They warned you about that as soon as you get to Gensyoko, a youkai's very existence is to make a human's life as miserable as possible.

>> No.6197669

>>6197621
What a lewd thing to do.

Why is she doing that?

So impure.

>> No.6197684
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byakuren, who's your favorite?

>> No.6197694
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6197694

My friend youkai bit me

I stole her stupid hat in revenge

>> No.6197720
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She took my Momohime figurine so that she could trade it for the fabled infinite lunch coupon.

>> No.6197754
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Hugging my youkai friend gave me autism.

>> No.6197756

No,can I hug you? ;_;

>> No.6197765
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I do a lot more than just hug her.

>> No.6197772
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She's not a youkai right now, and is at work a lot lately. I can't hug her in public, it could cause a commotion!

>> No.6197835

>>6197754
That'd be like the coolest power ever

>> No.6197847

>>6197765
I'm sure you do other things, like stare at her through the computer screen that separates 2D from 3D and wish that she were real.

>> No.6197866

she's a lesbian

>> No.6197891
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>>6197847

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