/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Remember /jp/; for relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

[Anonymous No.]

.. more feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

aren't you supposed to be dead?

[Anonymous No.]

BOBBU SAN

[‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ ‫‬‭‮‪‫‬‭‮ No.]

>>6188227
4chan is dead!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,1
Again!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,1
Shut up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,1
Call me when it stays dead. Forever.

[Anonymous No.]

I die a little inside every time I can't go to /jp/ due to down time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,4
How about I stomp your head on the pavement?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,4
What are you going to do when that happens?

[Anonymous No.]

Jones haxed 4chan

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,8
Jones is a nice guy. You are wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

Jones haxed you anus. I can tell.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, I am glad this is the ghost thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,10
Are you talking to me you son of a bitch?

[Anonymous No.]

Haxed anus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,13
What's wrong with you faggot? Stop shitposting.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh man, I can feel the asspain radiating from this thread.

[Anonymous No.]

XD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,16

Fuck. FUCK. GET THE FUCK OUT.

[Anonymous No.]

Is this really the archive? It looks like an usual /jp/ thread (and that's a bad thing).

I mean, even during the 4 hours long downtime or whatever the hell that was last week, we had no discussion that was this terrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,15
True that. Stop posting already asspained retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,18
U MAD? xD

[Anonymous No.]

>looking for "pavement" on the archive
You loathsome reptile, you snake-eyed soupsop, you slithering stinkstyle, you faggot. You volumous pile of pavement scrapings. Kennel floors are littered with faecal entities more deserving of dignity than yourself. Your insignificance to anything is, it seems, inversely matched by the scale of your arrogance. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. The only constructive suggestion I can make to you is that you end it all now in the hope, albeit vain hope, that your soul re-enters the world in something more useful, more meaningful, and not nearly so unpleasant. If you cut your losses now, and exit this mortal coil you could return as say, a leech or a slug. I of course, will have the salt ready. You are a surgeon's dream: spineless, gutless and with an interchangeable posterior and head. Have you any idea how agonisingly juvenile you are? The breadth and depth of your belligerent ignorance is awe-inspiring. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. Why is it everytime I think of you I think of pus? You red-eyed snottling germ-bag. Bulimics should know about you. They could then dispense with the food altogether. Your faults are so overwhelming I feel, only out of a sense of utter, despair, that I cannot continue writing. May you rot.

Did you do this Scandaroon?

[Anonymous No.]

its a good thing /jp/ has its own special secret board

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,21
Scandaroon never showed up. He is a pussyboy. I bet he doesn't post anymore because he is too ashamed he didn't showed up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,22
>[ a / cgl / jp / m / tg ]
>[ a / g / lit / sci / tv ]
derp

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,17
<_<

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,24
>DERP MEANINGLESS POST

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,14
>>6188228,17
Asspained obviously

>>6188228,23
Scandaroon filtered with the rest of the shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,18
OK, let's have a nostalgia thread. Go find a fun thread on the archive and post here:

http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp/thread/S1375000

3 AM

IT'S LOLI IMOUTO TIME

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,27
-_-

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,28
Or not. You're going to get a bunch of retards bumping old threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,28
You sir, are a hero.

[Anonymous No.]

this thread is dildos

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,30
>bunch of retards
Retard count 01 = You

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously why don't you /bun/ faggots just go fuck off into the deepest pits of hell

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,34
Seconded.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,34
They want to take us with them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,34
Go take your anger med, Losstarot.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,34
I suggest you go to #bunbunmaru and tell Mio-tan to suck your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,34
Why do you hate /bun/ so much?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,37
>>6188228,38
>>6188228,39
TROLLED HARD
Get 'em boys. Bunbunmaru wants to get raped in here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,40
That's not trolling, little boy.

[Anonymous No.]

Keeping up with Fakku's C77 thread, apparently Nuechan Raper was found. Searched Raper and Nuechan in the archive and it seems it hasn't been posted here yet.

Here's the link from the thread.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=J8BYQ3SU
Apparently it's non-ero.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,41
Who are you calling little you autistic nerd?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,40
sure thing honey

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,42
Wasn't someone here going to scan that? Poor guy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,44
Don't sage me. Why are you saging me?

[Anonymous No.]

If only Saten was here. She can make all the bad things in this thread go away.

[Anonymous No.]

/a/sspains

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,47
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

How many bros here actually have actually drank Suntory Whiskey?

Or have gone balls deep in Japanese pussy?

[Anonymous No.]

Reported

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,50
Don't any of the normalfriend boards have an archive that you should be posting on?

[Anonymous No.]

So is it a ddos or just a normal 4chan outage.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,52
OH HE'S MAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,52
One normalfriend, to lead them all
You know in your heart to be true

[Anonymous No.]

Smells like Saten spammer in here.

[Anonymous No.]

OH YAH SUE ME, MEE NAH SAN!

[Anonymous No.]

This is the worst ghostthread I have ever seen, and I mean that.

[Anonymous No.]

What the hell is wrong with you people tonight? That's it, I'm going to bed.

[Anonymous No.]

Literally the worst /ghost/ thread I have ever seen.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,58
>>6188228,59
>>6188228,60
Problem, samefaggot?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,52
Mio-tan haxed your anus?

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is weekend at full force.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,61
Shut up you autistic nerd.

[Anonymous No.]

You guys know that feel when every word your idol waifu speaks heals your inner soul and you are completely in tune?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,62
Still going at it? Why don't you give it a rest? Saying hax over and over again only shows how mad you are.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,63
Weekend is the worst. I don't even usually show up until after midnight local time and it's still mostly shit and shitposters

[Anonymous No.]

All of you, shut the fuck up.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,66
Did Jones milk your dick?

[Anonymous No.]

How many femanons here tonight?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,65
>idol waifu
getoutofghostjp.png

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,69
Weren't you accusing Jones of your so beloved hax that will get undone soon enough?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,69
please stop being rude to jones-sama

[Anonymous No.]

This thread reeks of autism. Hope /jp/ comes back soon to get them all out.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,72
Spying on #bunbunmaru? Are you the spy?

[Anonymous No.]

So is this downtown not really related to /b/?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,67
There isn't even anywhere to 'show' up right now. I hope the board comes back on around 2AM here and goes down again in the day.

[Anonymous No.]

4chan is back guys. Cheers.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,78
FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME CHECK

[Anonymous No.]

Everyone is required to watch Lost in Translation this week if you posted here

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,80
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,79

Ultra brotip: a really easy way to "check" is just try to open any image on the archive.
If you get a 4chan leech image or a 404, it's up.

P.s. it's back up now, he wasn't lying.

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting permanent bans for Jones & Suigin

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,82
Posting is still down though.

[Anonymous No.]

Requesting ISP range ban for >>6188228,83

[Anonymous No.]

You are correct.

Jones haxed moots anus.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm HAX0rzing everyones anus in this thread as we speak. Enjoy you are botnet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,83

They are both such prolific ban evaders it would do little good. Even a range ban would not be enough as they would just use machines they have hacked as proxies.

>>6188228,87
I seriously doubt that.

[Anonymous No.]

Why do I never see Jones talking in #bun every time I go there and lurk. What's the username that he's using right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,89
Mio-tan

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,89
jones's name is Scratch

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,90
Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.]

LOL

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys realize that /vp/ has nearly 2.5 million posts already...

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,94
No. Why should we care?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,95
That means Pokemon fans post more than Touhou fans!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,94
Do you realize that american teenagers are retarded...

[Anonymous No.]

Do you guys realize that /c/ has more than 1.5 million posts already...

[Anonymous No.]

You are cute, ghost anon

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,96
Dumbass. It means there's more of them.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,101
Don't mind me, just studying recursion.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,101
http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/3965/idon'tknowwhattocallthisface16.jpg

[proREM No.]

this is like the 2nd time the server goes down in less than 3 weeks... server overload?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,103
http://status.4chan.org/

>Site going down for approximately one hour for updates.
>UPDATE: It's back!

>Posting > DOWN
those are some good updates

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,99
Y-You are embarrassing me. I'm not cute or anything, my face is ugly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,101
Jesus christ on a stick

[Anonymous No.]

How are all the newfags finding this place?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,104
That was posted on April 01.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,104
>Sunday, April 11, 2010

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,105
Post it on ghost /cgl/
Me and Zun will be the judge

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,108
Exactly. Those updates have been going on for almost 6 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,107
I think the nswer is in the ghost /a/ thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,110
No, I won't.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,112
What's the problem with the ghost /a/ thread? /a/ is not on easymodo anymore, who cares about them.

[Anonymous No.]

Go to #bunbunmaru and ask Zunbar to suck your cock.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,113
Yes, you will

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,113
AUTISM

[Anonymous No.]

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/568/archiveq.jpg

What's going on here?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,118
He went back in time and replied before posting was down.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,118
It has something to do with the 1000000 "Take it easy GET"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,119
DON'T DO IT SNAKE, YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX!
SNAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Anonymous No.]

SUP /b/?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,122
Sup /b/uugum.

[Anonymous No.]

who likes young jeezy

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,105
Stop being so modest. You're really cute. So cute I almost can't handle it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,124
I'm more of a Young Drizzy woman myself.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,125
Geez, stop being mean to me, baka Anon-kun.
Anyway, I'm going to play VC2 now, /jp/ better be back when I finish August.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,118
We've seen this glitch before when 4chan posting was down and ghost threads exceeded 100 replies.
We'll probably never know what causes it, though.

[Anonymous No.]

Anybody watching Cowboy Bebop right now?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,128
It's poltergeists.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to kiss wombs right now

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,131
Kiss my wombat with your pens~

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,131
I wish to kiss yours.

[Anonymous No.]

seriously one of the best cyber session lines I've heard

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,134
The Marisa cybering with Singaporean ZUN one is better.

[Anonymous No.]

http://boards.4chan.org/s/res/10532604

>>6188228,135
link?

[Anonymous No.]

No Marisa
you ARE the porn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,136
Eww, 3D Pig Disgusting, why would you post that?!
>>6188228,131
Poor Shinki/narutostarwars, I wonder if he's still around, posting Anonymously

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,138
Are you shaved? Yea, actually the last pic is probably the only good one

But, the more ya know!

[Anonymous No.]

（‏‏‎‎　´_‎‎ゝ‏‏‎‎`‎‎)

[Anonymous No.]

Good night ghost /jp/
sweet waifu dreams

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,142
_,,...　-──-- ､.,_
　　　　　　　　　,.　'"´　　　　　　　　　　 ｀　、
　　　　　　 　／　　　　 　＿,ゝ─- ､_　　　　 ヽ.
　　　　 　 .,:'　 　　＿＞'´/--‐‐　ｧ'"´ヽ-- 、　 ',
　　　　　 /:ﾍ　 __/ ＿ｒ''" ／ /　/　　　 }｀ヽ.}､　 |
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[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,141
Good night Anon, I hope your dreams are full of bizarre adventures and buri hamachi.

[Anonymous No.]

THIS THREAD GAVE ME CANCER

[Anonymous No.]

∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　　∧＿∧　　 ∧＿∧　 　 　　∧＿∧
　（　・∀・） 　 <丶｀∀´>　　（　´∀｀）　 （　・ω・）　　　 （　´ω`）
　（　　　　つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂　 　 　つ
　｜ ｜　|　 ｜This thread has Ended peacefully｜ ｜ ｜　｜
　（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻　（_＿）＿）

[holic !wqLZLRuzPQ!!kUHAmRQowUD No.]

sharro

[Anonymoose No.]

Haha, no.

[Anonymous No.]

The sound of silence is so fucking wonderful right now, seriously just breath it in

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,147
>>6188228,148
Go away you silly goose, this thread has ended.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,150
Shut up you dead parrot, it'll end when I want it to end.

[Anonymoose No.]

>>6188228,151
That's not up to you!
You're so silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,152
I'll cook you alive you Japanese bird.

[Anonymous No.]

Still going I see.

[holic !wqLZLRuzPQ!!kUHAmRQowUD No.]

holic's variety corner


keeping you entertained while you're away from /jp/


livestream.com/holictiem

[Anonymoose No.]

>>6188228,153
I am not a bird!
You really are silly.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,156
Then what are you? A pony?

[Anonymoose No.]

>>6188228,157
I am a moose.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188228,156
Ah, that's good. I've run out of adjective-bird pairs.

[Anonymous No.]

bump

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188236
idon'tknowwhattocallthisface60.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188236
wut

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188236
STOP SAGING MY'RE THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188236,2
CALM THE FUCK DOWN.

[Anonymous No.]

Join #bunbunmaru and Jones will hax your anus.

[Anonymous No.]

CUTTO CUTTO CUTTO

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188854
A director after my own heart.

[Anonymous No.]

Suntory bitches. Have you tried it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188879
>Have you tried it?
Have you tried THEM?
"Bitches" is a plural word. Thus, you must use a plural pronoun to refer to it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6188905
Well excuse me and my poor grammar then.

[Anonymous No.]

For relaxing times

[Anonymous No.]

.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is anything but relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6193314
Ghost night was fun, you hush

[Anonymous No.]

>>6193314
Why would you bump this thread?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6193314
/jp/ is anything but relaxing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6193314
>>6193344
You need to get out if you can't take it easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6193670
I can't take it easy like this!

[Anonymous No.]

>>6193670
I do. But I simply accept the fact /jp/ doesn't. You know it to be true.

[Anonymous No.]

I saw Bill Murray make a thread on /jp/ once. But before it 404'd, he posted a picture of himself leaning in and whispering with the text "No one will ever believe you"

[Anonymous No.]

>>6193675

[Japanfag !Lain6bv8ws No.]

Black and Rainbow BOSS COFFEE are the two manliest sinks of 120 yen possible

[Anonymous No.]

>>6194282
I only tried the black one.

I can't stand hot coffee, but this was surprisingly drinkable.

[Anonymous No.]

I'll have a Suntory, it's time.