/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Marry one

Cheat with one

Hire one as a lawyer for the divorce settlement.....then settle her ass if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/a/

[Anonymous No.]

Chachamaru is already my wife

[Ayashiro＃toolazytolookuptripcode No.]

Regrettably, I don't have the Yue and Patchu image any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6182104
It's not anime related or manga related. It's Otaku related due to obsessed masturbation.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>It's not anime related or manga related
are you a iiodt

[Anonymous No.]

>>6182102
Chachamaru is my waifu. Take Eiyuu.

[Anonymous No.]

Yotsuba
Always Yotsuba
She can cook, and she always knows the right thing to say.
Also: Deliciously plump

[Anonymous No.]

>Cheat with one
I'm sorry, but you'll find just about all of /jp/ to be honorable fellows.

[Anonymous No.]

gb2gaia

[Anonymous No.]

Marry Yuuna
Cheat with Sakurako
Makie is mai imouto

[Anonymous No.]

>>6182121
Ginseigou vs Gil
Muramasa with Kotetsu vs Saber
Masamune vs Berserker
Nabuse vs Assassin
William Burroughs vs Lancer
Chachamaru vs Rider

[Anonymous No.]

>>6182190
>Ginseigou vs Gil
Depends on how broken Ginseigou wants to be. Gilgamesh will probably lose unless he busts out Ea right away, and the Gilgamesh we know never does that. However, since they both practically have the same goal (Gilgamesh thinks humanity has gone to shit, wants to kill mostly everyone and turn the world back to his kingdom, a kingdom where incest is mostly okay. ) and work on the same wavelength (omnicidal nutcases of a feather flock together), they may even end up as a team.
>Muramasa with Kotetsu vs Saber
Muramasa can cheat Saber out of a win due to all that armor Saber wears (if the mana armor is still magnetic), but she cannot win a fair fight and I'm rather sure Saber can take a railgun and live to tell the tale. The same can't be said of Muramasa and Excalibur.
>Masamune vs Berserker
Depends completely on whether Masamune can copy 12 Trials (probably not. ) If so, it's a tie (both sides will end up immune to each other, since most of Masamune's tricks probably aren't B-ranked and all Heracles can do is slashing around. ) If not, as much as I like him, Masamune will end up losing.
>Nabuse vs Assassin
Tsurugi fights are all about skill and Assassin is a dude who learned how to bend reality by swinging around a sword. He isn't going to fall for Nabuse's shenanigans.
>William Burroughs vs Lancer
Very bad matchup for Burroughs, despite him being advantageous against many other Servants. Lancer can block a full-on GoB assault while protecting two people behind him. Reaiming bolts or no, Burroughs can't even fire faster than what Lancer can block. Burroughs vs. Archer, well, now that'd be a fun match with Archer most likely losing despite having Rho Aias.
>Chachamaru vs Rider
Depends on whom Rider is under, whether she has Pegasus, and whether she is willing to use her Eyes. Generally, though, she loses.

Generally slanted towards the Servant side, though if the Masters are nearby, tsurugi will have things much easier.

[Anonymous No.]

Anything, but a fucking Negima thread! Oh God it's on the same shit level as Nurutu threads.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6182379

Even I can see your trolling a mile away.

[Anomynous No.]

Marry Evangeline
Cheat with any
Lawyer doesn't matter. I won't get the chance.

[Anonymous No.]

Gilgamesh power-deciding process:
Roll a D20, Gilgamesh's effort by percentage is your outcome multiplied by 5.

[Anonymous No.]

Eva is the only one for me.

[Milfeulle is my Waifu !iS.Yuri/S. No.]

Marry Chiu
I don't care about the others... well, maybe cheat with honnya