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I AM DRUNK AND I DO NOT CVARE! REIMU, YOU ARE TH WEONE WHOS BACK I HAVE BEEN SEEING ALL THE TIME; AGAINST THE SUNSET; LOOKING COOL BUT ALONE! I WILL NOT TKAE IT! I AM COMING FOR YOU WITH DOANTIONS OF AALLLLL OF MY FoRTUNE; I AM HETE TO SHOW YOU HAPPINESS; I AM COMIGN FOR YOU MY LOVE; ABDN YO ABE NOWHERE TIO RUN!! I WILL GIVE YOU MY EVRYTHING TO LOVE YOU, EVE NIF IT DESTROYE ME GWT READY; IA MACOMING TO YOUT TNIGHT!

>> No.6181137

Shut up. I'm drunk too and I can safely say you don't type like a retard when you're drunk unless you mean to do so. I'm not forcing myself to read through this.

>> No.6181136

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>> No.6181148

>>6181137
EY MA TYPING LIEK THIS BECAUSE I am too drunk tocare about sing backspace tetc things. Vodka of wonders + beer nad drinks, homemade fuck yeha homefucking twarts of sucking MY VOCK IS HUGE noit's small

>> No.6181149

>>6181137

You're just tipsy, brah

>> No.6181157

>>6181137
I think the worst I've done is put sage in the wrong field.

>> No.6181158
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6181158

HAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE TURK STINK DOG

>> No.6181162
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>>6181128
How cute

>> No.6181164

>>6181137
I don't know, my tendency to autocorrect myself goes down sharply when inebriated.
I can solve captchas drunk, though, and OP clearly could too, so he's clearly putting on a performance.

>> No.6181167

>>6181158
JNo I AM a UNGLY FUGLY FINN with the cock of 5 inches and a personality like nop rpotten one other, I will neeejoy the lone and have a dream aboyt takinbg waifu on a dinner of her life, REmu needs a courage od food and stuff, I WAN TTTTTO DEE HER HAPPYS, ALTOUGH I DNO NOT WANT TOLIOVE HER

>> No.6181172

I'm also drunk and you don't see me making a big thing about it. OP is 16 years old and just broke into his parents' liquor cabinet.

>> No.6181186

>>6181164

The only difference is you tend to make a few more spelling mistakes that you overlook or are too lazy to correct. Fuck, back in my normalfag days, I've gone through half the city, then up to my apartment, unlocking the door and turning off the burglar alarm with no problem whatsoever while dead drunk, then having no recollection whatsoever of it in the morning. Scary stuff.

>> No.6181192

>>6181172
nopes. OP is a bored finn trying to troll all o you into doing rude comments for him for shi liking, and you sir are faling for it quite well

>> No.6181221
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6181221

LIQUOR PROTIP: Use fresh-squeezed oranges to make you screwdrivers. Leave that concentrate shit in the store.

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6181241

Eye am the strongest finfag around here!

>> No.6181254

REIMU

YOU ARE FAT

>> No.6181264

>>6181254

I won't stand for you insulting my pregnant wife that way.

>> No.6181275

>>6181241
OP HER HOW DID YOUI KNIOWE

>> No.6181286

>>6181241
Strong? The rest of you must be really weak then. I mean, you're always going on about how sad and lonely you are.

>> No.6181287

>>6181167
I thought finns could handle alcohol. Guess I was wrong.

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>>6181275
I know everything!

>>6181286
Right now I'm feeling powerfull! That is all that matters.

>> No.6181340

>>6181326
Alright then. Have a nice year.

>> No.6181383

Like hell. I've been WASTED on vodka many times, and I don't type like that (actually I rarely type at all when I get to that point) but the killer is this: If you were really so drunk that you couldn't type, how the hell did you get past captcha?

Thought so. You're as sober as a rock and are just lonely that you are a NEET, alone, and have nobody to drink with.

>> No.6181413

>If you were really so drunk that you couldn't type, how the hell did you get past captcha?

Game set and match, OP. If you can't type the word "care" right, you sure as hell can't type a blurred semi-word paired with a fake captcha word in Greek that's upside down.

>> No.6181417

>>6181383
>If you were really so drunk that you couldn't type, how the hell did you get past captcha?

As someone that has been drunk off my ass and still managed to post, it's possible. The captcha seems to make more sense when I'm intoxicated...

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6184129

>>6181167

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>>6181128

>> No.6184919

I'm always fuckin wasted when I'm posting on /jp/.

Drinking alone is the fucking best ever.

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>>6184919
I drunk with my waifu and good friend Takano-san. Today have good beer.

>> No.6184949

QUALITY THREAD.

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