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6177899 No.6177899 [Reply] [Original]

you find the entrance to gensokyo at long last. you emerge from a cave onto a vast plain. you see this do you:
a)go back the way you came
b)try to run and hope he doesnt kill you before you make it to the entrance.

>> No.6177903

I take
c) Beat it with danmaku and make friends with it afterwards

>> No.6177904

i thought gojira was friendly

>> No.6177909

c)Stealth

>> No.6177917

c) run for it while singing the theme song to the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

>> No.6177937

>>6177904

depends,in the first 2 he was straight villain. sometimes he's humanties defender, sometimes he wrecks our shit,but will protect us from aliens. tl;dr Gojira is the ultimate tsundere

>> No.6177946

[x] Take him on with my bare fists

>> No.6177949

Would Godzilla even notice a single human, or care?

I think I'd be able to carefully walk around the guy without him caring one bit.

>> No.6177953

>>6177946

unless you are domon kasshu you are now dead.

>> No.6177958

Godzilla is true neutral, he's just a dumb animal made huge

Gamera on the other hand, is friend to all children

>> No.6177957

>>6177949

he has tried to kill individual cars before so ......maybe?

>> No.6177964

c) DANMAKU TIME

>> No.6177977
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6177977

..Might as well join the forces boss
Chance take a loss like coin toss
Roll with the double headed nickel
Pawn the pawn a Jet Jag with the sickle you and a pickle
King Ghidra yo you ass betta leave 'em alone
Before ya go catch a seizure and leave 'em blown

>> No.6177994

>>6177977

why do black people insist on shatting on my childhood.

>> No.6178005
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6178005

Take the quick way out: get eaten by someone who's secretly millions of times more powerful than Godzilla and hope that he has the courtesy to not digest you, or if he does that, reform/revive you afterward.

>> No.6178016
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6178016

Wait--are we certain this is the right Toho?

>> No.6178024
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6178024

>>6178016
Personally I'd much rather be in the Tohoverse than the Touhouverse

>> No.6178031
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6178031

Don't move. He can't see us if we don't move.

>> No.6178377

>>6178024

touhouverse has loli waifus. tohoverse means giant monsters will destroy your house and force evacuations every other day.

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