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/jp/, how did you discover masturbation?

>> No.6169199

Thanks to /jp/...

>> No.6169209

>>6169194
One day when I was 11 I touched myself while thinking of this hot girl in my class.
And I discovered masturbation.
Whoopie.

>> No.6169215

Back in the day porn aired at 21:00.

>> No.6169216

One day when I was 13 I touched myself while watching the Cosby Show while thinking of no one in particular.
And I discovered masturbation.
Whoopie.

>> No.6169218

>>6169209

My version included watching a lobster puppet grinding the hell out of a cooked, gen-u-wine lobster, feeling the stirring, lying on the floor of my bathroom in the dark, and using something as lube that worked, but in retrospect, was a horrible choice.

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>>6169218

A... lobster?

>> No.6169229

Somebody told me about it when I was 12, I started stroking my dick and my first 100 or so orgasms felt so good they hurt, and I'd actually prefer to not have them.

>> No.6169232

I don't remember when I started, but I do remember doing it as far back as when I was 9 years old.

>> No.6169233

>>6169218

Nasu, is that you?

>> No.6169248

Fucking Nasu.

>> No.6169283

I was 12 and trying to play Pokemon Gold but this weird feeling kept distracting me. I'd rub my crotch through my pants to make it feel better for a short time, but it kept coming back. A few days later I had my first orgasm on the floor of my bathroom. I remember thinking that it was retribution from God for doing something dirty.

Man, I was a pretty repressed kid growing up.

>> No.6169290

I thought I broke my penis and that I wouldn't be able to hold my pee for the rest of eternity.

>> No.6169320

I was 10, dudes in the class were talking about it. I remember flows of cum everywhere. After I did it like, 2 times a day, my head always started to pain FURIOUSLY, but I overcome this obstacle with time.

>> No.6169342

I don't remember. I was doing it since kindergarten and I had some pretty weird fetishes back then, which I don't have now.

>> No.6169347

I was 8. I was taking a shower, but lost in thought I noticed that the water was hitting my penis, and the vibrations felt good. I made a pretty ineffective technique out of that, but stimulation was so easy back then.

>> No.6169349

I read about it on the internet.

It took me two years before I did it right. My amateurish attempts left me raw and sore and annoyed. I thought to myself, "This whole masturbation business is NOT as rad as I thought it would be."

Then one day I came out of the shower, and I was drying myself off, when the towel made me feel...strange when I rubbed it over my then-underaged, hairless penis.
I sat down, and rubbed it some more. Then I had the most intense orgasm of my whole life. The towel was soaked and I thought I pissed myself. Then I realized that I had managed to do the thing I had read about on the Internet.

I was playing Star Wars: Jedi Starfighter on the PS2 while I was drying myself off. To this day I still hit the computer or the PS3 when I step out of the shower for some Naked Vidya or Naked Internets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8e8NbRPOrQ

That was the intro. I vividly remember Adi Gallia's -rude- tits from that. I think that, plus the towel, set me off.

>> No.6169354

When I was 5 years old I discovered I could retract my foreskin... Beginning of the end...

>> No.6169362

Never masturbated, but I probably learned about it from the internet or friends.

>> No.6169370

>>6169347
same here, I was around 12 when I noticed that though, shortly after I found my dad's porn mags

>> No.6169377

"Look mummy there is mushroom inside my Willy!"
She said to never do it again, I never stopped since. I was in kindergarten at the time.

>> No.6169398

While I was taking a bath I tried channel water into myself through my penis. I liked the weird feeling, but something disgusting came out after a while.
After this I realized that my penis is an interesting device, so I started to play with it more and more and once I happened to think about a girl from my class and it became hard.
I don't remember how old I was back then, but nothing came out for months, until I hit puberty or something.s

>> No.6169433

I knew about it before I ever did it, so I never discovered it.

>> No.6169497

>>6169377
>She said to never do it again, I never stopped since. I was in kindergarten at the time.
Same here. Kind of embarrassing to start at such a young age - you know, having your entire family knowing about it and what not.

>> No.6169502

I was always a horny fucker and found some of my brother's porn when I was like 10, then I used to mimic it by humping this large cushion. Then one day when I was humping it I came, I thought it was the coolest thing ever.

>> No.6169513

vibrating back massager, applied to penis, came instantly

>> No.6169522

I knew of it, but I was never really sure of what to do for a while and too shy to ask. I was laying down on my stomach moving around a bit while watching some porn when I realized maybe I should touch it and that was it.

>> No.6169574

My brother was doing the masturbatory gesture in front of me when I was 14.

>> No.6169600

Ballrom dancing lessons at school when I was 11, after the first couple of songs I excused myself and came all over the bathroom stall. To this day I worry about whether my partner noticed my GIANT RAGING ERECTION through the second song.

>> No.6169639

>>6169600
I did this multiple times for multiple years and was never able to prevent an erection. Shit sucked.

>> No.6169645

I came to discover masturbation while reading some of Iain Banks' works - A Song of Stone to be precise.

It was both informative AND fetish-inducing, and a worthy read.

The main protagonist's lover throughout the book is also his sister, who seduces him at the young age of 8.

>> No.6169648

12 years old, found dad's porn stash and it had this japanese "amnesia wife" movie (not sure about the title)
But thinking about it...it felt like I was watching an NTR movie.
Gonna look for it.

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I was like 5 or something
Fucking chronic ever since

>> No.6169667

>>6169648
>This movie is a full 90 minutes long, and Aizawa Rina plays a lot of different roles. It's got some great sex, and even an actual honest-to-God story. We start off with Aizawa getting pissed off at her husband (and although we don't see her slap him -- the Japanese culture would crumble if that was shown on film) we do see hubby rubbing his jaw, and superwife throwing a shit fit.
>She books without saying a word and starts off to have all the sex she wants. She does all kinds of people -- young, old, two at a time, and tries to drown her sorrows in cum. She likes being out in the world, and forgetting about the asshole at home.
OH GOD IT IS NTR

>> No.6169692

a playboy calendar was gifted with a video games magazine for the release of the game, a game for +16 but the magazine itself was for young people.

>> No.6169702

I was 9-10. Rubbed one out in a caravan park shower. "Wanker" used to be an insult in the shoolyard, and everyone understood what it referred to. I figured "eh" and then, oohoho.

But I was really uneducated or shameless and used to masturbate in public or stupid places all the time. Like waiting in the car when my parents were shopping or something. I masturbated under the desk in class once too, but the teacher noticed without saying anything. Still remember the expression on her face.

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