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Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:45:17 2010 No.6148847 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: Touhous /jp/ can beat in a fist fight

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:46:17 2010 No.6148853 Koreimu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:48:17 2010 No.6148866 >>6148847 I don't know, Anon is a pretty scrawny guy and collage girls usually have handbags with heavy textbooks and stuff.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:49:17 2010 No.6148873 I could take Akyuu easy

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Fri Sep 17 19:50:17 2010 No.6148877 File: 349 KB, 1134x1600, 1276360211801.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:50:17 2010 No.6148883 Meiling. Fist fight like a true Irish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:50:17 2010 No.6148880 >>6148866 What if Yukari holds Mary down while you have your way with her?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:51:17 2010 No.6148884 Mystia lorelei and Rumia, because /jp/'s eyes will have been so well adjusted to the darkness their powers will be useless.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:51:17 2010 No.6148888 File: 79 KB, 624x862, bw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd fucking love to beat the shit out of Yama.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:52:17 2010 No.6148895 >>6148880 That's clearly two against one. Not fair, Yukarin, not fair.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:52:17 2010 No.6148897 >>6148873 Akyuu secretly uses heavy weapons for Yukkuri abuse. I'm not sure she's as demure as she appears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:55:17 2010 No.6148911 Patchouli is asthmatic and weak. But is she weak for a human, or weak for a youkai?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:58:17 2010 No.6148927 Why would I want to hurt a wonderful Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:59:17 2010 No.6148930 /jp/ can beat every touhou. We've got aikido on our side.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 19:59:17 2010 No.6148933 File: 335 KB, 750x1055, 1284588255667.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6148880 mary is yukari before she became an omnipotent entity duhh...

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 20:00:17 2010 No.6148938 >>6148911 The only difference between youkai magicians and humans are that youkai magicians are naturally talented at magic. They aren't even ageless to start with. Patchouli is weak without being asthmatic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 20:01:17 2010 No.6148941 >>6148933 Fuck, get this image out of my face. Delete this shit from your hard drive.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 20:03:17 2010 No.6148946 >>6148933 So if this is true then does that mean that I'm allowed to call on an infinite number of myselfs from different time layers and fight a Touhou with that army of mes and still call it a one on one battle? Cool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 20:13:17 2010 No.6148975 File: 51 KB, 247x363, gutsy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6148888 I only need to slap your shit once, fool.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 20:14:17 2010 No.6148984 This is worse than yuyucow raping mystia

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 20:25:17 2010 No.6149030 Nitori, but in a desert

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 21:09:17 2010 No.6149203 can /jp/ beat ZUN?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 21:29:17 2010 No.6149285 File: 83 KB, 350x322, Rage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6149203 That'd be like beating your mom

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:17:17 2010 No.6149464 Akyuu and Renko

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:25:17 2010 No.6149493 chen, i could probably beat her with danmaku too

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:28:17 2010 No.6149503 File: 79 KB, 480x640, 12514241.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6148984 i will never understand why people think this SHE ATE HER, like THIS

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:29:17 2010 No.6149506 File: 162 KB, 600x600, akyuu scared.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Please don't hurt Akyuu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:37:17 2010 No.6149564 File: 207 KB, 300x604, eirin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6149503 Plasma was found on her intimate parts I checked

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:45:17 2010 No.6149602
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>>6149564
no you didnt she was digested, theres nothing left. shes not like cirno where she suddenly explodes back into existence for being a fairy, or mokou. that youkai was food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:47:17 2010 No.6149615 File: 5 KB, 166x200, 1276388696518.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6149602 >nothing left What the hell am I fighting during Phantasmagoria of Flower View, then? A manifestation of guilt?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:47:17 2010 No.6149621 File: 498 KB, 752x1062, mystia despair3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6149602 Shut up, shut up, shut up! You don't know what you're talking about, so stop talking about it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:50:08 2010 No.6149628 yuyuko papa!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 22:52:17 2010 No.6149638 File: 195 KB, 750x700, 0e8b99f6b1b43130c778a1034a58b871.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] yuyuko papa!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 23:00:17 2010 No.6149665 >>6148877 I dunno. Might depend on the setting. If it's a forest, I can see her zipping up and down the trees, making herself impossible to spot amongst the foliage until she strikes you with a flying kick. In an open field, then maybe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 23:10:17 2010 No.6149694 File: 30 KB, 492x341, laugh.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6149621 >>6149638

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 23:21:17 2010 No.6149733 >>6149694 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 23:30:17 2010 No.6149751 I can take the 3 fairies, specially sunny milk

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 23:33:17 2010 No.6149765 i'd like yuugi to beat me to death in a drunken rage

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:09:24 2010 No.6149924 >>6148877 You kidding? You fighting Wriggle, suddenly BEES BEES EVERYWHERE NO ESCAPE

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:15:17 2010 No.6149947 File: 103 KB, 640x915, Harassment.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:18:17 2010 No.6149968 only /jp/er that could come close to fighting a touhou is helen

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:19:17 2010 No.6149969 >>6149947 And that's why they went to gensokyo..

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:23:17 2010 No.6149985 >>6149924 You can just, you know, wear a thick coat or something.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:26:17 2010 No.6149994 >>6149985 It would have to be air-tight, anonymous. Well, bee-tight.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:28:24 2010 No.6149999 >>6149985 You're now getting jump-kicked repeatedly while clouds of bees render you unable to see.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:41:17 2010 No.6150039 File: 461 KB, 800x1000, 1265073288316.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:43:24 2010 No.6150044 >>6150039 You want a piece of this? I'll punch that hat right off your head. Let's go

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:47:17 2010 No.6150059 File: 21 KB, 300x400, silly hat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6150039 I'd fight marisa and then fall for her

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:52:17 2010 No.6150075 I'd fight myself for Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 00:56:24 2010 No.6150091 I'd fight Reimu, Alice, Patchy, and Nitori for Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:03:17 2010 No.6151589 File: 164 KB, 850x708, 1256773890544.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] come at me bro, but seriously she would beat me easily and the only thing i'm hoping for that after the beating she would have her way with me

>>	HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus Sat Sep 18 10:08:17 2010 No.6151596 File: 577 KB, 700x1542, 1283035326253.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6151589 >after the beating she would have her way with me Did you know most men maintain an erection some time after brain death occurs?

>>	男_天子 Sat Sep 18 10:10:17 2010 No.6151602 >>6149602 >>6149503 I KNOW WHAT IM FAPPING TO TONIGHT

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:11:17 2010 No.6151609 Every day I prepare myself for being able to win a fistfight with a Touhou. My fists are about as dense as hard wood by now, but I'll need to work myself up to steel before I'm satisfied.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:15:17 2010 No.6151618 File: 176 KB, 900x869, 1271014918723.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa, Reimu, Sakuya, all fairies, most likely Patchu.. as for assorted youkai, gods and vampires, uh oh~

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:16:17 2010 No.6151620 File: 79 KB, 624x862, bw - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6148975 I bet you'd be easy, especially if you're as short as fanon says. No powers Fists only Final destination

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:18:17 2010 No.6151624 None because ALL OF THOSE FUCKERS CAN FLY AND THEREFORE I CAN'T GET AT THEM

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:21:17 2010 No.6151629 Fuck. We need a touhou without arms.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:21:34 2010 No.6151631 File: 278 KB, 623x950, 1275602710175.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6151620 No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:23:17 2010 No.6151634 File: 154 KB, 623x950, 1264775201734.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6151620 >Fists only No.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:30:17 2010 No.6151647 File: 23 KB, 480x229, bw - Copy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6151634 It's a fist fight, powers aren't allowed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:31:17 2010 No.6151650 >>6151634 I'd take her on with my fists only, and no restrictions for her.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:33:17 2010 No.6151653 >>6151629 Not you again

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:48:17 2010 No.6151691 I'd beat Yuka if she could only use her power and nothing else.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 10:52:17 2010 No.6151698 >>6151691 Haha no Your fists would break before she does. Also she can probably make flowers bloom in your face.

>>	n00b64 Sat Sep 18 10:59:17 2010 No.6151716 File: 236 KB, 319x454, 1281555288635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >/jp/ >can beat in a fist fight

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 11:01:17 2010 No.6151721 >>6151698 How much would I have to beat her to "win" then? And I doubt she could make flowers bloom out of nothing, like in the autumn or winter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 11:10:17 2010 No.6151755 File: 78 KB, 200x304, 200px-Adachi.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Out of curiosity is hell the worst place Shikieiki can send you?

>>	otoko_tenshi Sat Sep 18 11:34:17 2010 No.6151814 File: 180 KB, 1000x632, angry -jam it in.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6149602 is there a source on this or anything similar?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 13:20:17 2010 No.6152071 File: 282 KB, 1000x1412, f2532188287aba50c918bef69c50fa84.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6151647 Nope.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 18 13:52:17 2010 No.6152135 File: 86 KB, 622x862, adachiglasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6152071 I'll be fine either way, I'm sure.

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