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Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:57:27 2010 No.6147495 [Reply] [Original]

A wild Yukkuri appears! It is not nice, or shitheaded, it just stares at you curiously.

Do you:

1. Abuse it
2. Tease it
3. Leave it alone
4. Play with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:58:27 2010 No.6147505 5. Sell it. I'm sure it would be worth millions on the black market.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 15:58:27 2010 No.6147503 2, 4, 2, 1, 1, 1

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:00:27 2010 No.6147510 >>6147505 Maybe even billions, this is a sapient species we're talking about. It would be the greatest scientific discovery of all time. People will be desperate to try to turn it into a doomsday device.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:00:27 2010 No.6147511 6. Devour it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:00:27 2010 No.6147512 X. Poke

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:01:27 2010 No.6147517 >>6147510 Until they find out that it's only good as a source of food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:01:27 2010 No.6147520 6. Pick it up and shake it, stimulating its refreshing instincts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:02:27 2010 No.6147525 42424242424242424242424212121212126 Really though just 4

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:03:27 2010 No.6147532

>>6147505
>>6147510
Well I'm pretty sure it breaks one or more of the laws of thermodynamics, so it could only exist in a magic place like the soak.

I'd tease it, hide its hat on it and so forth

Or maybe put a bag over its eyes so they can't see, they're ridiculously easy to trick

But I'd rather not get bean paste all over my clothes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:05:27 2010 No.6147551 File: 1.06 MB, 500x333, 1282314740309.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6147495

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:05:27 2010 No.6147554 4, 3.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:05:27 2010 No.6147552 >>6147532 More like because it exists, the rules were wrong. Such an important discovery.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:06:27 2010 No.6147555 >>6147532 >Or maybe put a bag over its eyes so they can't see, they're ridiculously easy to trick "It became night suddenly! Amazing!" Surprisingly, inb4 [X] Genuflect.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:06:27 2010 No.6147557 Blow a bong hit in its face and watch it get fucked up

Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:06:27 2010 No.6147561

>>6147495
>I remove a large glass syringe from its package and slip a thick covering of clear silicone over it. The insulation would make the device safe to handle and keep the sugar molten. I screw in a large steel needle into the syringe, which resembled a turkey baster more than anything due to its colossal size, and install the plunger. The tip of the needle is dunked into the syrup and the plunger is pulled. I feel the heat of the molten sugar as it is sucked into the syringe.

>>	n00b64 Fri Sep 17 16:08:27 2010 No.6147576 7. fuck it

>>	Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU Fri Sep 17 16:08:27 2010 No.6147578 [X] 5: Give it command of an infantry section.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 17 16:10:27 2010 No.6147584 4 all the way Maybe bring it home and dress up it, feed it and keep it as a pet.

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