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So you're a Japanese girl and ZUN says he'll immortalize you in the form of a Touhou if you cosplay as Aya and be his fucktoy.

Do you say yes? Why or why not?

>> No.6147346

No because if I were a girl I'd be a lesbian. Because dicks are disgusting if it's not my dick. One dick rule /jp/, one dick rule. Even as a girl.

>> No.6147348
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6147348

Aya is drawing the current official Touhou manga, Wild and Horny Hermit.

>> No.6147349

>So you're a Japanese girl
Am I a lesbian? Otherwise, this gets very difficult to imagine.

>> No.6147361

>>6147346
Girls do not have dicks, Anon.

>> No.6147364

I don't know, is ZUN a Touhou? If not, I don't think he'd be able to immortalize me and all that.

Probably not, unless it turns out ZUN actually IS a Touhou. Then maybe, but a clear yes if he turns out to be Yukari or something.

>> No.6147368

>>6147364
AUTISM

>immortalize you in the form of a Touhou
as in, put you in his game.

>> No.6147374

>>6147346
>Because dicks are disgusting

You must be new here, /jp/ loves dicks.

>> No.6147375

as long as he doesn't want Aya chocolate puke

>> No.6147381

Why would I want millions of NEET around the world to fap to me?

>> No.6147388

>>6147368
Autistic anon reporting in

So yeah I took it too literally I guess

It's on me, laugh all you want

>> No.6147386

Hell no. I'm not disgracing Aya like that, and I'm not supporting ZUN's incest fantasies.

>> No.6147396

>>6147386
Is Aya based on ZUNs sister or something?

>> No.6147401

>>6147396
Aya is ZUN's daughter.

>> No.6147404

It probably wouldn't be that bad, considering how weak and frail he looks.

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>>6147396
Aya is based on ZUN's shirt.

v: actious gender,

>> No.6147420

>>6147368
>>6147388
I dunno, seems more like a case of stupid rather than autism

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>>6147401
So, in that case, he would fuck me before I born?
Like... Like a fetus?

>> No.6147431

>>6147423
...what? You lost me.

>> No.6147452

No because I don't like dicks, and I don't want to be sexualized by a man. Also, I don't want to be inmortalized, not even as a touhou.

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>>6147431
Well, you know, in the future I'll be born as Touhou in Gensoukyou as ZUN's daughter. So now he'll be fucking me like a fetus?

>> No.6147460

>>6147450
...no. Not at all. Where did you get that from?

>> No.6147469

Only if Zun cosplays as momiji

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>>6147460
Ok, I'm kinda lost.
Am I a ghost then?

>> No.6147492

No, because ZUN is an autist

>> No.6147501

>>6147484
Look.
You dress up as Aya, he fucks you, he puts you in the next Touhou game. Aya is his daughter, but you're not her, so that doesn't matter.
That's it.

>> No.6147531

>>6147492
You're saying you only fuck non-autist men?

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>>6147501
ZUN wants to fuck me? How that happend?

>> No.6147550

>>6147535
He doesn't want to fuck you, he wants to fuck Aya, but he can't. You (or anyone else) dressed up as Aya is the next best thing.
This isn't a complex thing, anonymous.

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>>6147550
Oh, I got.
Wait a little I dress up and get to your place.
Don't forget to take a bath!

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This thread sure is full of critical thinking skills.

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>>6147596

What the hell? Biggles?

>> No.6147811
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Where are the critical thinking skills in this thread?

>> No.6147931

I don't think I'd have the hips or thighs that would be necessary to pull that off to my satisfaction. If I cosplay as Aya I want to look good.

>>6147811
Are you scanning /jp/ for potential sluts or what?

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6147987

depends... can i get preg?

>> No.6148014

>>6147987
Is this from the official anime?

>> No.6148029

>>6147987
fuck you, i was going to do sometihng productive today, now i have to fap all day

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>>6148029

>> No.6148308

>>6147338
Yes because all 3D girls are sluts therefore if I was a girl I'd be a slut. QED.

>> No.6148737

QUALITY THREAD|

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