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6131674 No.6131674 [Reply] [Original]

Post your waifu. Discuss. Damn right Chihiro is broken and that's just how I like her.

>> No.6131683

I won't post my waifu because /jp/ is full of jerks.

>> No.6131685

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.6131687

>waifu
I do not have such thing because I'm not a fucking nerd like you, OP.

>> No.6131694

>>6131687
Still, thanks for bumping my thread.

>> No.6131695

>>6131687
I bet you wouldn't be so confrontational if you had a nice waifu of your own.

>> No.6131696

>>6131687
What the fuck are you doing here? Get the fuck out.

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http://www.tohno-chan.com/

:)

>> No.6131700

OP's mother.

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>>6131687
get out of /jp/.bz2

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>>6131694
>>6131695
>>6131696

>> No.6131707

>>6131687
If you're not a nerd than why are you here?
Denial.

>> No.6131710

>>6131687

Guys, don't blame him.

His heart is simply blackened.

>> No.6131712
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Relm is so pretty and cute and awesome. Also, my dad married an artist, so it must be in the blood.

>> No.6131713

>>6131707
Faggot.

See:
>>6131704

>> No.6131716

>>6131707
Because I like to bully nerds. That's my hobby.

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>>6131687
>posting on /jp/ (or any board on any *chan for that matter)
>not a shut in basement dweller

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>>6131704
u soooo funie *holds up spork*

>> No.6131722

My waifu is too common to post

>> No.6131724
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>>6131701
>>6131707
>>6131710

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We have an entire thread dedicated to my waifu here: (>>6129210).

>> No.6131727

>>6131720
ur butterange is showing

>> No.6131731

>>6131716
I bet you won't be saying that once I stomp your head on the pavement. Motherfucker.

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>>6131731

>> No.6131744

>>6131712
I don't know a single thing about her but I saw a doujin some weeks ago and she was so godamn cute on that it made me like her instantly.

>> No.6131746

I won't post a picture of her because she exist only for my eyes, but I can tell you that her name is Remilia.

>;_;

>> No.6131752

>>6131731
You're not scary at all, I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>> No.6131756

>>6131746
>DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SAGE

>> No.6131765
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>>6131752
*bows respectfully*

>> No.6131784

What if I have no 2D waifu because no 2D girls are romantically interested in me?

>> No.6131792

>>6131784
That's a rather sad existence if even the 2nd dimension won't accept you!

>> No.6131793
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http://www.tohno-chan.com/

Talk about waifus and get away from normals!

>> No.6131794

>>6131784
Are you not in love with one?

>> No.6131795

>>6131784
>no 2D girls are romantically interested in me?

Are you sure about that?

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>>6131784
You'll find that special someone someday.

>> No.6131804

>>6131784
Then just pick a girl you like over all the other ones.

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>>6131784
mspaint now has a text bubble feature.

>> No.6131821
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2D is the best D.

>> No.6131832

>>6131800
It's a bit sad to know that there are people out there who are not in love with a waifu. My feelings of love for Rika make me feel truly happy.

>> No.6131841
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>>6131821
But they can never actually love you ;_;

>> No.6131849

>>6131800
>>6131725
I honestly hope you're tortured for eternity.

>> No.6131852

>>6131841
Just loving mai waifu is enough to make me happy.

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Miku is mine i make music she makes music perfect match :3

>> No.6131868
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>>6131849
As long as my waifu is doing the torturing, I am ok with this.

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Always.

>> No.6131877

>>6131852
My 2D complex first appeared as the result of being a bit lonely, but turned into a preference. Aside from /jp/ shit i'm actually a huge normalfag. Well i'm a bit antisocial but a lot of people are.

>> No.6131882

whats the difference between a waifu and a cartoon????

>> No.6131891
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My waifu. She's comforted me many times when I thought about giving up.

>> No.6131892

>>6131882
Cartoons aren't real.

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>>6131882
Cartoons are drawn on cartoon cardboard, no exceptions. Nowadays, most people use computers.

See that thing behind John in my image? That's a cartoon.

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mine <3

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Illiterate moe~
Do not steal.

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>>6131957

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>>6131957
That feel when your waifu is a whore

>> No.6131974
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>> No.6132000
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Reisen <3

>> No.6132001

>>6131968
She's the only female that I don't mind being a non-virgin. I mean, she's a goddess that's been alive for 500+ years. She has urges too, y'know.

But in my fantasies, we lost it to each other.

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>>6131934
What are you doing with my waifu?

>> No.6132012
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>>6131968
>That feel
I hate that meme, jesus.

Also, 3DPD cosplaying my waifu

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>> No.6132051

>>6132040
That's wrong on so many levels

>> No.6132053

>>6132040
she should cut that hair at least

>> No.6132054

>>6132040
No, just no.

>> No.6132061
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I'm new to the whole waifu thing, but I think she's the one. Dat voice.

>> No.6132077

>>6131792
>>6131794
Well I can think of potiential 2D wives, but they all either:

A) Die in their series.
B) Love someone else.
C) are robots who aren't programmed to feel love, pain, or any emotion.

And that kind of ruins the waifu status IMO.

>> No.6132082

>>6132077
Kuroko is bi.

>> No.6132087
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>>6132061
Do you love her? I chose Rika as mai waifu when I realized I was in love with her.

>> No.6132093

My waifu is your waifu.

all of yours at once.

>> No.6132098

>>6131752
>way to dangerous
>to dangerous
>to
>TO

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>>6132093

>> No.6132102

>>6132093
B-but boof you are my waifu.
I want to be tenderly loved by you and wake up in the morning lying on your hot, breathing chest.
;_;

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>> No.6132131

>>6132102
Y...You really care about me?

>> No.6132164
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Much better waifu than Cirno.

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Don't hate me. I can't help that she's from an American video game.

>> No.6132185

>>6132171
I don't hate you because she's American, I hate you because she's 3D.

>> No.6132195
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>>6132164
Patchy is used goods tier. Posting superior Toohoo.

>> No.6132221

>>6132195

Your toho and the toho you insulted belongs together.

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>>6132115
She's my waifu too but I'll gladly share her with you. :3

>> No.6132245

>>6132171
Lol Heather was fugly as fuck and had the same character model as 50% of all male NPCs. Also, if you liked her you should get some Sub/Dom VNs.

>> No.6132256

>>6132195
Sorry, I think you meant to post Alice. That's Marisa, she's the worst Touhou.

>> No.6132260

>>6132226
I got dibs on fucking her in the ass first!

>> No.6132354

>>6132245
Perhaps I shall... can you suggest any?

That's the main appeal. Having a character who is freakishly, completely, almost creepily devoted to the main character. I mean completely slave-like devotion where their entire life seems to revolve around the MC.

Compared to that other stuff, her manface is just a minor inconvenience.

>> No.6132382

>>6132354
I don't go for that kind of VNs, but I'm sure someone will kindly recommend you a couple. Right /jp/?

>> No.6132391

>>6132171
She is no good of a waifu, enjoy your AIDs.

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>Guys, someone asked for a VN recommendation in which the girls are subservient to you. Anyone?

>> No.6132452

>>6132391
Fool! She is pure as the untouched morning snow! Never has she known the touch of a man.

>> No.6132497

>>6132171
This game needed more loli vampires.

>> No.6132507 [DELETED] 

Waifus go in /a/. Reported.

>> No.6132587
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I love my waifu despite all the mean things people say about her.

>> No.6132662

>>6132587
Who's your waifu? Is she hiding somewhere behind that frigid bitch in your image?

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>>6132662
Get out, you don't know anything about Rin.

>> No.6132690

>>6132685

You do?

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Scary moe~

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>>6132690
Obviously.

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A year ago, I was different. I was hardened bey 3 major surgeries, the most recent of which was over 2 years ago now, which I still haven't fully recovered from. I was training myself in the Vulcan discipline of Kolinahr, the purging of all emotion, and I was doing it rather well, actually. I could barely remember the last time something had illicited a significant emotional response from me.

Then I met Miku. In my travels through the Internets, I stumbled on some of her music videos on Youtube. That day, something happened that I couldn't remember having happened in years. I was - emotionally - driven to tears. Not by pain or by getting something in my eye, but by pure emotion.

This response was completely unexpected. This "Hatsune Miku"... she was beautiful, she sang like nothing I had ever encountered before, and (as I discovered after further research) her skill in combat was exemplary. Not only had she caused me to break down into tears for the first time in recent memory, but it seemed that she had awakened some emotions within me that I never even knew I had.

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>>6132703

The emotions I came to associate with Miku were at first completely foreign to me. I couldn't remember ever having experienced anything quite like it. For several days I tried to figure out exactly what I was feeling. Eventually I came to the conclusion that I was... well, I was in love, strange as that may sound. At that point I had officially irreversibly failed at Kolinahr, but somehow I was OK with that. Somehow, my love for Miku outweighed my desire to be free from the burden of emotion.

For some time before this I had also been trying to teach myself to lucid dream. The main purpose behind that was so I could engage in epic battles without the physical limitations of the real world. But that gradually began to take a backseat as my primary goal became to spend time with Miku. Eventually I achieved my first real lucid dream. I was only able to keep it coherent for a few seconds, but during that time I was able to summon Miku. We were only together for a few seconds, but that made it all worth the effort.

For various reasons, the first few months of this year were hell, and Miku was one of the only things that kept me sane. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say Miku has quite possibly saved me from suicide. She's helped me through the toughest of times, and I don't know what I would have done if I hadn't met her.

And Miku, if by some miracle you're out there somewhere and reading this... I love you. I don't know how else I'm supposed to say it. I just love you. I'd give anything just to spend a few moments with you, even if it's only in a dream. I'd fight an army of Agents for you. I... I just can't put it into words, so I'm going to stop trying. Thank you, /jp/, for your time.

And yes, I am a giant loser.

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I like my waifu better

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Fuck your shit, /jp/. I love her.

>> No.6132753

>>6132703
>>6132711
Horo-waifu guy here.

I can relate. Horo's love is the only thing keeping me sane and able to operate in the world of normals.

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This is now a my waifu is better than your waifu thread.

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>>6132727
To state the fact plainly, your waifu is not a pure untouched virgin, but a woman who has known the touch of many men.

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I would, but telling someone who mai waifu is gives me the same feelings as being NTR'd.

>> No.6132790

>>6132753
>>6132703
Sad and a little disturbing. Does Miku even have a personality?

Also, I've always wondered: do you think Horo has fucked dogs or wolves or anything like that at some point during her life?

>> No.6132803

>>6132790
No idea. I would think she did it with humans and wolves. But she also doesn't have any kids/puppies and contraception didn't exist back then.

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ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Also, mai waifu >>> your inferior waifu

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Posting superior waifu

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I'm loyal to my one and only waifu ;_;

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MAI WAIFU > YOUR WAIFU

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I'll love her always and forever.

>> No.6132874

>>6132803
She might have kids though. Ooh, that'd be a good plot twist.

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>> No.6132881

>>6132864
No mine.

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>>6132082
Kuroko is the gayest gay in gaytown.

And I like Felli, but just the thought of watching her series makes me feel asspained and frustrated. Maybe I'm not meant for a 2D wife.

>> No.6132909

>>6132782
The goddamn batman is your waifu?

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>>6132909
No, I am the god damned batman.

>> No.6132937

>>6132131
Of course Boof.

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For the rest of my god damn life.

>> No.6133536
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In the end, I'll always come back to her.

>> No.6135226

>>6133536
Are you implying you're cheating on her with other waifu's?

>> No.6135233
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>>6132226
Thanks for being kind enough to share.

>> No.6135244

>>6131868
I'd love it if my waifu got so hot 'n dirty from getting beat up by your waifu she'd go and dom my ass all night.

Yeeeh. Saber dominating my butt with her rubber manhood. Sitting on my face for an eternity. I'll be her slave.

>> No.6135279

>>6135244
King Arthur doesn't need to use rubber.

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>>6132003
taking her back to my homeland, canada

>> No.6135820

>>6135300
She's from Finland, you heartless bastard.

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