Ran/General

[Anonymous No.]

Ran kind of looks like an anthropomorphic fox

You can't unsee it

[Anonymous No.]

Wait, so you took that "Ran kinda looks like a man" meme and changed it so that it's obviously true in order to increase the "ironic" comedic effect? Wow, you're pretty good at this.

[Anonymous No.]

No OP, I'm not going to gelbooru and search for furry+fox. I WILL NOT!

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>>6130669
I know mang

[Anonymous No.]

\ Don't give up, Ran-sama! You've still got it! /

[Anonymous No.]

How do I make her look like a man again?

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Yellow fluffy twitching ears

Pink hair bobbles

Hair in small pigtails

Sweet innocent loving smile

Ran how i love thee

[Anonymous No.]

I don't know whether she's supposed to be a bride, or Marilyn Monroe

[Anonymous No.]

She wants a hug, /jp/

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[/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q No.]

QUALITY THREAD,

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

Ran para para dancing on top of a car is so moe~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w3VFWgPmzw

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6130953

Depends on which you find better. Kitsune usually look pleasant to the viewer.

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>>6131029
I like how that PV was actually pretty decent yet hardly anyone has seen it or talked about it

I don't get the whole Ran Yukkuri thing though

Here's a better video, which still needs english subs so I can know what is going on

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-TbtQrJtDU&feature=related

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>>6131164
You can't understand finnish? Get on that, will you?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

You must never forget, the kitsune commandment:

Tofu will always win, over spam.

Now, go practice.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

[Anonymous No.]

But she's not a ninja

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6131417

Bonus points for spotting decade-old ninja reference.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

And yes, know the original source is way older.

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>>6131359
Ran > all the other servant touhous

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is even better equipped mammary-wise than Komachi

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>>6131474
WHY CAN'T I,
JUGGLE ALL THESE LEMONS

[Anonymous No.]

Am I the only one seeing Mugi in OP's thumbnail?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6131782

Truly, the blessings of great and mighty Inari are bountiful indeed.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Hmm. Wrong pic.

Need something more... appropriate for the occasion.

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>>6131474
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE CHENS

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is mai motherly waifu. She lets me lie down on her large, soft breasts, while patting my head and feeding me baby food. While doing this, she coos and tells me that I'm such a good boy.

;_;

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Ran is my current waifu. She's everything I would want in a girlfriend. She cooks, cleans, shows little interest in other men and is incredibly intelligent and would be able to have awesome conversations about science and politics. She would tend to leave alot of hair around because of her tails but that can be tolerated. She's slightly embarrassed about her huge foxears, but her emotional weakness is easily fixed by constant reassurance of her beauty and grace.

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Just look at her. Her tails are so fluffy and loving. Her ears would twitch with joy everytime we touched. She would be submissive and loving and be a great mother to our children. I wouldn't care that her tails shed and leave hair all over because that hair would be a sign of our love.

I guess it wouldn't be too hard to find a girl that looks like Ran. Just blonde hair and a cute face.

Why so ronery /jp/? why?

[Anonymous No.]

There are hardly any H-doujins featuring Ran, and the ones I know of have her getting raped, or are just terribly drawn

I like the one doujin about Komachi going to Yukari's upstairs orgy, where Ran answers the door, but Ran does not partake in such activities. I guess she is far too pure and sacred a character to defile

does anyone know of any good Ran-centric doujins

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>>6131920
>Ran is my current waifu.
>current

[Anonymous No.]

This is the part where meiling posts links to Ran h-doujins
Not that paranoia cat shit, though

[Anonymous No.]

Let's be honest here,

As adorable and loving as Ran is, and as much as everyone thinks she's great, having her around would be a pain in the ass.

Her tails would shed all the time and leave hair all over your furniture and carpet. If you want to sleep with her, your bed will be covered in fur and it will be hard to breathe with all of Ran's dander all over the place. If you go to give her a bath because her tails have fleas, or because they're dirty from scraping along the floor (let's face it, it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off the floor), then you have hair clogging your drains. You would have to wash her off outside with a garden hose.

Own any nice clothes? They aren't nice anymore because now there's yellow hair all over your suits. Yellow hair is the worst, it doesn't blend with anything, so now you can't get a job since your interview suit looks shitty and now you don't have any income.

On top of that, she's a fox. Have you ever smelled a fox? They smell like skunks, no joking.

Sure, she may be loving, but there's alot to think about before you let her into your house.

When she's in heat, she will make weird noises and give off a bad smell, and if you have sex with her, you have to worry about lifting up those huge heavy tails to reach her equally furry vagina, and the whole time you're pounding her from behind you have a faceful of fur and unwashed poopstink from her using the bathroom and you can't breathe. If you cum on her, jizz wont come out of her fur easily, so you must bathe her. Also, you have to listen to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxLHUxzEoRU


Do you still want a Ran of your own, /jp/?

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>>6131923
>>6131937
>>Shiki

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6131955

Here we go again...
Kitsune are always naturally clean, tidy and smell pleasant. It's a millennium-old fact.

>>6131937
>>6131952

I know what you meant, but...

>Ran
>Komachi

... I like where this is going.

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>>6131955
oh my

I can't believe somebody actually saved that. I'm glad someone got a kick out of it since the thread I originally posted it in got bombed and saged to death

[Anonymous No.]

Not so nice anymore huh.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran has the best feet.

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>>6132047
I also saved it.

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>>6132079

Everyone can have cute feet when wearing socks.

This is why socks > barefoot

[Anonymous No.]

Chi chi chi oppai boing boing~

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>>6132086
Ran has the best feet in socks or bare. They're so plump and shapely, and they smell great. You can tell she lotions them.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

My favorite brand of Ran is Nubian Ran.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6132071

Kitsune are always pleasing to the eyes.
So logically, someone watching must enjoy this. Since I assume you either creating it or at least cared enough to save it, it's probably you. And really, that's just fine - everyone has their preferences. And we're discussing sexuality in the context of Japanese mythical creatures based on mundane woodland animals, so it's not like anyone can criticise or make any claim of superiority anyway.

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>>6132071
thats kind of gross

clean the original up and give it a black background and it would be a great wallpaper, but thats just nasty

[～(￣∇￣～) !NACK.rrrr. No.]

>>6132105
People can save it to scare or disgust other people. I know it disgusted me.

[Anonymous No.]

watching animal planet

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>>6131474
Lemon party

[Anonymous No.]

Why does Ran use bloomers as her hat? Ears are a poor excuse, Chen wears a normal hat without any problems.

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>>6132091
This man speaks the truth

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6135626

If Marlon Brando could wear a champagne cooler on his head, Ran can wear Victorian panties on her head as much as she likes.

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Furry thread?

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[Anonymous No.]

Even if I love Ran I can't understand why Zun drew her as servant. Kitsunes are usually independant willy beings who can make everybody their servants. But Ran serves to Yukari and do what Yukari wants. Yes in the legends foxes sometimes helpes humans but they stay independant.
Role of furniture doesn't fit to chinese foxes.

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[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6136795

Yukari isn't human, though.

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>>6131955

>Her tails would shed all the time and leave hair all over your furniture and carpet. If you want to sleep with her, your bed will be covered in fur and it will be hard to breathe with all of Ran's dander all over the place. If you go to give her a bath because her tails have fleas, or because they're dirty from scraping along the floor (let's face it, it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off the floor), then you have hair clogging your drains. You would have to wash her off outside with a garden hose.

Kitsiunes are clean and tidy.
Especially 800+ year old kitsunes.

>Own any nice clothes? They aren't nice anymore because now there's yellow hair all over your suits. Yellow hair is the worst, it doesn't blend with anything, so now you can't get a job since your interview suit looks shitty and now you don't have any income.

She'd definitely help you (if she' wanted live with you of course) so you could find a proper job.

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>>6131955
>Her tails would shed all the time and leave hair all over your furniture and carpet.
Years ago, I kept three dogs. Waist-high when standing, each of them. I lived with it, just as I now live with the results of having waist-length hair, myself. Learn to clean.

>If you want to sleep with her, your bed will be covered in fur and it will be hard to breathe with all of Ran's dander all over the place.
That's what I keep allergy meds for.

>let's face it, it's impossible her back muscles could be developed enough to lift all that weight off the floor
She's a youkai. I wouldn't be surprised if she could lift my car with one hand.

>You would have to wash her off outside with a garden hose.
You can't tell me you wouldn't enjoy doing that. I simply will not believe you.

>Own any nice clothes?
Yes, and I keep them in hanging bags. Don't you?

>They smell like skunks, no joking.
Skunks don't smell until they spray, so I'm questioning your knowledge of animals at this point. If foxes smelled like skunk spray, you'd be able to tell just by getting within about twenty yards of one, which I've done with wild foxes.

>you have to worry about lifting up those huge heavy tails to...
She can fly.

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ advice me some strories about kitsunes
I read Pu Sung Ling and it was quite delightful.

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is the true ominipotent being in Gensokyo

The whole Yukari thing is just a ruse

[Anonymous No.]

Imagine gently stroking her ears while she nuzzles your neck

[Anonymous No.]

You people don't think Ran cleans up after herself? Disgusting.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>6138034

Already am.
It's a very pleasant feeling.

[Anonymous No.]

When and why does Ran disobey Yukari?

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>>6136795
I guess Ran's there just to show us how awesome Yukari is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm starting to think Ran isn't all that strong and that Zun doesn't know his mythology as well as I thought.

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>>6138334
ZUN is not constrained by mythology. He'll violate your precious myth canon as much as he wants.

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>>6138349
Is he really? All mythology is insufferably human-centric. I only trust it as far as I can throw Akyu, and I'm very weak.

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>>6138349
So basically, ZUN's a mythology secondaryfag.

Every time you see a Cirno picture trying to get double 9s, it's a mythology fan's way of saying tit for tat.

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>>6138413
That's not what secondaryfag means.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>6138413

>So basically, ZUN's a mythology secondaryfag.

You sound like a Sunni Muslim.

Are we going to wage HOLY WAR on ZUN for misinterpreting the canon?

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>>6138426
Does Japanese mythology even have a proper canon? It's pretty disjointed, isn't it?

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>>6138421
We can make up that shit too.

Primaryfag: got into mythology because of the mystery and historical relevance.
Secondaryfag: got into mythology because of the mikos.

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>>6138471
Hahahaha. You really think mythology primaryfags have large numbers? EVERYONE is interested in it for the onis or the mikos or the weird fairy shit or whatever. Nobody gives a shit about cultural relevance.

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>>6138481
Replace "mythology" and "cultural relevance" for "Touhou" and "ZUN's canon".

There you go, spoken like a true secondaryfag. All you're doing is validate all this primary/secondary bullshit.

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>>6138523
Even disregarding /jp/, translations of artist notes in doujins show that more than a few people care about ZUN's canon.

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>>6138523
Quit raging, you tertiary.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6138612
Shut up you quaternaryfag.

Also I thought this was a Ran thread

[Anonymous No.]

I'm still curious why Ran disobeys orders. She's obviously more independent than people here seem to be giving her credit for, even if she is subservient to Yukari.

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>>6138659
I was gonna say that she's pretty strong even without Yukari but then I remembered she can't control Chen properly either. Hmmm...

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>>6138714
Strength has no bearing on parenting skills. Chen is a cat and will act like a cat.

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>>6138725
I just KNOW I'm gonna get chewed out for this, but... AFAIK Ran isn't anybody's parent in canon.

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>>6138771
She seems doting enough over Chen when Chen gets hurt. That, and Chen's childishness, is enough to base a relationship on.

Plus, why should she have Chen as her shikigami at all? She isn't exerting very much control over her, even though she could easily do so. You got a better explanation for that than "Ran likes playing mother?"

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>>6138925
13x13 board? Scrub tier.