/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　４ｃｈａｎｎｅｌ．　Ｉ　ａｍ　ｆｒｏｍ　２ｃｈ　Ｊａｐａ
ｎ．

Ｈｏｗ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ？　Ｅｘｃｕｓｅ　ｍｙ　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ．　Ｌｅ
ｔ＇ｓ　ｃｏｍｍｕｎｉｃａｔｅ，　ＯＫ？！

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

Dude, when I'm a mom I can only PRAY my child will be gay! xD That way when they finally come out and tell me at first I'll be like o.o *blinkblink* o.o Then suddenly out of nowhere: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomp* *kisses* I'm so happy! You've just made me the happiest mother on the planet! ^.^ Come on sweety lets celebrate by SHOPPING! You'll need some handcuffs, a couple ropes, a whip or two, lots of duck tape and lets not forget latex, sexy, and girly clothes! ^.^ And a couple piercings! One on this ear and maybe two or three on this, oh, and you have to have a lip ring! And let's not forget one on the eyebrow! Ooh, you're gonna need lots of black or purple nail polish! Come on honey, we haven't got all day! I want you to be absolutely ready for when THAT time comes once you get your first boyfriend! <3

xD That is so totally gonna be me! I'm gonna end up smothering him! Yup! God I could just imagine his boyfriend laughing hysterically upon hearing the story of my son's coming out! xD rate by SHOPPING!

[Anonymous No.]

I don't believe you. You should at least rename your picture so it isn't so obvious you downloaded it from 4chan recently.

[Anonymous No.]

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

[Anonymous No.]

I'm sure you are.

[Anonymous No.]

すごい物語、兄貴。

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130180
thanks, i didnt wanna have to type that out someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130182
He could have saved it from futaba.

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

Call me a silly dumb goose but why does the, I'm guessing, japanese font look different? Unicode/UTF-8/character set thing?

[Anonymous No.]

Ｙｏｕ　ｋｎｏｗ　４ｃｈａｎ　ｕｓｅ　ｆｕｔａｂａ　ｓｙｓｔｅｍ

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130200
Both full and half width roman characters are an option on the Windows IME for reasons I don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130189
Ｉ＇ｍ　ｓｏｒｒｙ．　Ｙｏｕｒ　Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｉｓ　ｔｏｏ　ｂａ
ｄ．　Ｉ　ｃａｎ＇ｔ　ｕｎｄｅｒｓｔａｎｄ．

[Anonymous No.]

Ｉ　ｔｙｐｅ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｂｕｔ　Ｉ　ａｍ　ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ
　Ｃｏｒｅａｎ！

[Anonymous No.]

Ｉ　ｌｉｋｅ　ｌｏｎｇ　ｗａｌｋｓ　ｏｎ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｅａｃｈｅｓ
ａｎｄ　ｓｔｒａｗｂｅｒｒｉｅｓ　ａｎｄ　ｐｅａｃｈｅｓ

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130217
ｎｉｄａ～

[Anonymous No.]

>mailto:ｎｏｋｏ

[Shikieiki !!T3dW8SatkER No.]

>>6130217
Dear Leader 1cc'd all Touhou games on Lunatic in his first playthrough without using up a single life and bomb on. He is a danmaku expert.

[Anonymous No.]

What's your favorite tea, pop or other beverage?
What's your favorite game/vn?

[Anonymous No.]

Ｈｅｒｒｏ　ｄｅａｒｕ　ｊａｐｉｎｉｓｕ　ｆｕｒｉｅｎｄｏ．

Ｉ　ｃａｎ　ｓｐｅａｋｕ　ｊａｐｉｎｉｓｕ　ｔｏｏ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130214

Typical Japanese response.. That was perfect grammatically btw, so fuck off with your "hurr durr I can't understand" bullshit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130247
Ｍｙ　ｆａｖｏｒｉｔｅ　ｉｓ　Ｐｅｐｓｉ　Ｉｃｅ　Ｃｕｃｕｍｂｅｒ．
　Ｗｈａｔ　ｉｓ　ｙｏｕｒｓ？　Ｃｏｌａ？

Ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｐｌａｙ　ｇａｍｅｓ　ｍｕｃｈ　ｂｕｔ　ｗｈｅｎ　Ｉ
　ｗａｓ　ｙｏｕｎｇ　Ｉ　ｐｌａｙｅｄ　ａ　ｌｏｔ　Ｓｕｐｅｒ　Ｆ
ａｍｉｃｏｍ　ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ
Ｉ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｋｎｏｗ　ＶＮ？

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130274
Ｙｏｕ　ｓａｙ　＂Ｉｃｅ　ｓｔｏｒｙ　ｍｙ　ｓｉｂｌｉｎｇ＂　ｔｈａ
ｔ　ｉｓ　ｃｏｎｆｕｓｉｎｇ，　ｍａｙｂｅ　ａ　Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ　
ｔｈｉｎｇ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130300

How do you know he's American?

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130315
Everyone who speaks English is American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130300
>すごい
>ＩＣＥ
>すごい≠氷

Sorry, brosef.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130326
Ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｕｓｉｎｇ　ｔｒａｎｓｌａｔｏｒ？

[Anonymous No.]

Ｆｕｌｌｗｉｄｔｈ Ｌａｔｉｎ

Ｍａｋｅｓ ｙｏｕ Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ！

[Anonymous No.]

ａｍ　ｉ　ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ　ｙｅｔ？

[Anonymous No.]

babby discovers full width

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130337
No, I'm using self-taught probably below 101 level japanese and mac character palette.

These threads aren't fun if the OP is a complete dumbass. At least say something funny about having sex with your mom.

[Anonymous No.]

K-on is over.

[Anonymous No.]

Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎｓ　ａｒｅ　ｆａｔ　ｐｉｇ．

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130369
Ｗａｓ　ｔｈｅｒｅ　ｎｏ　ｐｒｅｖｉｅｗ　ｆｏｒ　２５？

[Anonymous No.]

こにちわ！
私の名前はヴォンです
私はアメリカ人です
私わ学生の日本語です
日本語を練習する必要があります。

[Anonymous No.]

Ｙｏｕ’ｖｅ　ｇｏｔ　ｍｅ　ｍａｄ，　ｎｏｗ．

[Anonymous No.]

Dear >>6130323

クタラベッ！

Signed,
Australia, New Zealand, United Kingdom, and the rest of the Anglosphere who isn't American.

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130373
There was, but it's not the same.

[Anonymous No.]

I generally used to drink pepsi. These days I'm trying to quit pop. It's hard, but I'm making progress. I've found some nice green jasmine tea, so that fills the gap that pepsi left quite nicely.

The super famicom was great.
Have you played 天地創造? Known as terranigma overseas.
I think its one of the best action-rpgs ever made, honestly.

Thanks for answering my questions!
What piqued your interest about 4chan, specifically /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

So much trolling in this thread, heh. Is 2ch just as bad?

[Anonymous No.]

あい　らぶ　すし

[Anonymous No.]

ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ　ｕｓａ　ｓｔｏｌｅｎ　ｉｍａｇｅｂｏａｒｄ

[Anonymous No.]

Ｅｖｅｎ　ｔｈｏｕｇｈ　ｔｈｅ　ｗａｒ　ｉｓ　ｏｖｅｒ　ａｎｄ　Ｉ　
ｄｉｄ　ｎｏｔ　ｐａｒｔｉｃｉｐａｔｅ　ｉｎ　ｉｔ，　Ｉ　ｍｕｓｔ
　ｉｎｆｏｒｍ　ｍｙ　ｍｏｓｔ　ｃｏｎｓｉｄｅｒｅｄ　ｆｒｉｅｎｄ
ｓ　ｔｈａｔ　Ｉ　ａｍ　ｓｔｉｌｌ　ａｎｇｒｙ　ａｔ　Ａｍｅｒｉｃａ
．

[Anonymous No.]

Ｔｙｐｉｎｇ　ｉｎ　ｆｕｌｌｗｉｄｔｈ　ｍｅａｎｓ　ｙｏｕ　ａｒｅ　
Ｊａｐａｎｅｓｅ！

[Anonymous No.]

Das ist toll, aber hier sind nicht alle Amerikanisch.
(That's great but not everyone here is american)

[Anonymous No.]

En määkää oo kanadalaine.

[ＣＯＣＫＳＬＡＰ No.]

／ＴＨＲＥＡＤ

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130538
Painu vittuu

[Anonymous No.]

６ＡＴＴＸＥＰＴ，　６ＡＴＴＸＥＰＴ！！！

[Anonymous No.]

ХУИТА

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130499
Why? Because they developed the A-bomb the fastest? If your country had possessed similar weapons during that time they wouldn't have hesitated to deploy them. Now get your scrawny Japanese ass out of here.

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

荒し

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130499
Instant_300_thread.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>6130375
There are so many things wrong here that it's not even worth correcting.

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>6130557
>>6130500
>>6130499
>>6130373
>>6130340
>>6130229

OP saging his own thread.

[Anonymous No.]

＞＞６１３１２８１
Ｏｎｌｙ　ｔｈｅ　ＯＰ　ｋｎｏｗｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｓｅｃｒｅｔｓ　ｏｆ　ｆ
ｕｌｌ－ｗｉｄｔｈ

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>6131259

Well the second and third sentences are TECHNICALLY correct, but there's still the redundant use of desu, as well as using the subject multiple times when it's already been stated....

And I think he would do well not to use formal terms on 4chan... Actually I kind of wonder why I see so many Japanese using formal terms on the internet instead of ore or omae. You're anonymous, you can get away with being extremely casual!

[Ruby !!iPJbBu5S79g No.]

>>6131297

ＯＮＬＹ　ＯＰ　ＣＡＲＥＳ　ＴＯ　ＵＳＥ　ＩＴ　

[Anonymous No.]

ｓｕｐ　ｏｐ

[Anonymous No.]

>俺もここで日本。

[eek !SYLPH2qXy2 No.]

ｈｅｙ　ｇｕｙｓ　ｗｈａｔ’ｓ　ｇｏｉｎｇ　ｏｎ　ｉｎ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｔ
ｈｒｅａｄ？