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Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:46:11 2010 No.6124981 [Reply] [Original]

What would you do if your waifu knocked on the door to your house/apartment/whatever and told you she needed a place to stay for at least a few days since she was lost? Keep in mind she wouldn't know who you were at all.

There's no doubt that everyone here would let her in...but would you immediately get to work on trying to have sex with her, or would you just take care of her until she left?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:49:11 2010 No.6124990 Merciless rape

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:49:11 2010 No.6124988 I would immediately seek professional help for my severe case of autism, hoping a kind nurse will care for me, so that I can thank her and then joyfully walk out of the hospital with my newly-prescribed medicine.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:50:11 2010 No.6124993

Why would someone go through all the trouble of figuring out who mai waifu is just so they could send a girl who looked like her over to steal all my stuff? It would be much easier to just with me with a baton as soon as I opened the door and go through my valuables while I'm out.

>>	Adolf Hitler loves !RUMIAxIXcU Mon Sep 13 16:51:11 2010 No.6124996 I would let Rumia in and take care of her and try to build a relationship with her. Hopefully she won't eat me while I'm sleeping.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:51:11 2010 No.6124997 I'd spend the few days I have trying to get to know her and attempting to build a relationship

>>	Natsuhi Mon Sep 13 16:51:11 2010 No.6125000 Well she wouldn't be leaving I can tell you that. I wouldn't hurt her or do anything she didn't want to though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:52:11 2010 No.6125005 >>6124996 I'd rather when I'm sleeping, less painful probably.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:53:11 2010 No.6125010 Mai waifu wouldn't get lost or need a place to stay. She is very independent.

>>	None !Ez9lyKSfXc Mon Sep 13 16:53:11 2010 No.6125012 I'd tend to her every want and need, and I would enjoy talking to her. I don't know where things would go from there of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:54:11 2010 No.6125018 I don't think my house could accommodate my whole harem.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 16:57:11 2010 No.6125038 I have autism, so I would take care of her. And then cry myself to sleep because she puts me in the friend zone even though she lets me put my USB plug inside her.

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. Mon Sep 13 16:59:11 2010 No.6125051
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I would let her stay, and I would apologize for my poverty and the small size of my room, in which she would stay.

Then, I would go to the barracks and cry myself to sleep and hope she doesn't kill my family while I'm not there.

When I come back, and if she hasn't killed anyone, I would sell everything I own and take her to the movies/restaurant, then I would confess my love for her and offer her my blood in exchange for a single hug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:01:11 2010 No.6125060 File: 431 KB, 600x828, 9862158.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6125038 wtf, my picture didnt go through.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:02:11 2010 No.6125065 >>6124981 Doesn't Reisen do this every night at the human village just to have sex with all the men there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:02:11 2010 No.6125063 >There's no doubt that everyone here would let her in I wouldn't Much as I love Suika, inviting a drunk, size-changing Oni into my small apartment it just asking for trouble.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:03:11 2010 No.6125068 I want a cirno!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:05:11 2010 No.6125085 >>6125012 >I'd tend to her every want and need, and I would enjoy talking to her. Sounds like you'd get friendzoned.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:10:11 2010 No.6125100 I need more information. Is she in tears, desperate for someplace to stay? Is she just "Hello stranger. Can I stay here?"

>>	n00b64 Mon Sep 13 17:10:11 2010 No.6125102 File: 281 KB, 767x1000, 1277227619239.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i'd just hope my parents dont find her, nor the canadian government

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:20:11 2010 No.6125150

>>6125100

Not in tears, but she's worried and maybe a bit uneasy about intruding in on you in the first place. Like it's night time but she shows up and says "Sorry for bothering you so late but...I'm lost and don't have a place to stay. Would you...mind if I stayed here? For just a little?"

Also, would you let her take the bed and sleep on the floor/couch, force her to the floor/couch, or share the bed with her?

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:27:11 2010 No.6125181
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I'd let her in and try to get her to like me and teach my some buddhist black magic. If that doesn't work I could always try one of her followers while obsessing over her without her knowing.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:32:11 2010 No.6125200
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I have a bunk bed, so she can sleep on that. I'd take care of her for as long as necessary, but when she leaves I'm going too. Wherever she's going it's probably better than where I am now.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:34:11 2010 No.6125207

If she had left me and was coming back I'd kick her out.
Exes only come back to steal or validate themselves.

But if you mean fantasy waifu then I'd have to test if her ears are real first, then go vegetable shopping.

I don't know how much Tewi would like all of the Mexican/Italian food I eat.

PRINNY !.rEDaBGktE Mon Sep 13 17:34:11 2010 No.6125209

I would take care of her, but I would wonder how she managed to find my exact door, considering I'm on the 2nd floor at the very back. And I would give her my bed and sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag while taking care of her needs.

Also, OP how did you know Reisen was my waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:37:11 2010 No.6125221 >>6125207 How would you test them? I would think pulling them would hurt her.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:38:11 2010 No.6125227

>>6125150
I'd let her use the comfy bed while I slept in the guest room, then get to know her better whenever I get the chance, eventually attempting to build a relationship I'd also have to go cucumber shopping and learn how to make meals with cucumbers in them

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:41:11 2010 No.6125238 >>6124981 the both ... i take care of her and try to have sex with her ... forever

>>	n00b64 Mon Sep 13 17:43:11 2010 No.6125246 File: 141 KB, 704x550, 1276967053824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6125227 >cucumbers planing on producing more sperm then usual?

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:47:11 2010 No.6125266
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>>6125221
By touch. See if they're warm,soft, pliable.
Then get a flashlight and shine it through them to see if there are blood vessels. A basic anatomical check to ensure they're organic and attached. Though I'd stop short at seeing if they bleed.
I'd have to check her puff too, of course.

>>	Bern !FAGetWqs1I Mon Sep 13 17:47:11 2010 No.6125267 >>6125246 His waifu is obviously Nitori.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:55:11 2010 No.6125301 >>6125267 or generic kappa

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:56:11 2010 No.6125306 >>6125266 And if her ears are very ticklish?

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:57:11 2010 No.6125308
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Of course I would let her in, if she'd really be ok with my tiny apartment. Not that it's messy or anything, just with her being ok of sleeping on my bed (because I doubt she'd rather take the floor).

But never would I dream of having sex with her, I'd take care of her unconditionally if she asked. I'd let her stay as long as she liked; I do admit, I'd probably be sad to see her leave.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 17:58:11 2010 No.6125310 Have sex? Why would I do that? Just being with her is more than enough for me. I don't need to touch her and risk corrupting something so precious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 18:03:11 2010 No.6125334 >>6125310 >>6125308 What if she started coming on to you in little ways, like inviting you to share the bed or "being comfortable enough" to walk around your place in very little clothing?

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 18:10:11 2010 No.6125369

>>6125334
I'm not either of those guys but I am in a similar situation(I would love making her happy anyway I could), and I would still be fine just having her around. I would do anything she asked me to though, so if it made her happy I wouldn't decline.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 18:16:11 2010 No.6125396 File: 49 KB, 422x407, sadfrog.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wouldn't let her leave, even if it meant chaining her up, which wouldn't work because chains can't do shit against her.

>>	/jp/ Quality Control !QuALitynEc!!71Qz976UQ9q Mon Sep 13 18:22:11 2010 No.6125424 QUALITY THREAD,

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 18:30:11 2010 No.6125445 >>6125334 At that point, all bets are off and I would fuck her senseless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 18:37:11 2010 No.6125479 File: 129 KB, 541x757, 8743615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >she wouldn't know who you were at all But she knows me by name. We would continue our lives as usual but freed from the bonds of plastic and electricity.

>>	Negi Springfield !!z7pgA5ilU7z Mon Sep 13 18:52:11 2010 No.6125546 File: 18 KB, 300x390, 20756-negi_springfeild_large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6124981 My meds need filling or something. I'm a what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 18:57:11 2010 No.6125563 File: 27 KB, 525x295, 353465768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would hug for for and I would not let go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 18:57:11 2010 No.6125566 File: 50 KB, 255x255, 1260657891595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Sure you can come in. I'd fondle her small chest while she sleeps. [

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:05:11 2010 No.6125611
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Wonder how the fuck she was able to get to my room. It takes two ID swipes to get through my dorm.

And then I remember that she is incredibly smart and clever.

Foster relationship -> make family
All assuming my roommate doesn't mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:10:11 2010 No.6125633 >>6125611 >Ran She's gonna come in and she's never gonna leave. She's gonna give birth to your children and be a loving mother and wife in your dorm. This is what kitsune do.

General Malcolm Granger !CdKcpR5YfY Mon Sep 13 19:10:11 2010 No.6125637
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>>6124981
>What would you do if your waifu knocked on the door to your house/apartment/whatever and told you she needed a place to stay for at least a few days since she was lost?

fuck yeah free electricity

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:11:11 2010 No.6125642 >>6125566 >her small chest ...got some news that may or may not be bad for you.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:17:11 2010 No.6125659
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>>6125642

Until I see her measurements as confirmed by Atlus her breasts are small.

Nothing wrong with nicely sized breasts but I prefer to think that Naoto has delicious flat chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 19:21:11 2010 No.6125675 >>6125633 This sounds awesome.

Anonymous Mon Sep 13 21:05:11 2010 No.6126241

>>6125038
>And then cry myself to sleep because she puts me in the friend zone even though she lets me put my USB plug inside her.
>even though she lets me put my USB plug inside her.

I sincerely hope you're not suggesting that mai waifu is a whore. Depending on your answer I may or may not kill you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 13 22:57:11 2010 No.6126781 >>6125637 It looked like her leg was melting in the thumbnail.

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